reese & finch

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team machine, starring: 

  • john ‘i shot someone because it was hot out’ reese
  • harold ‘why do the trained assassins i hired keep shooting people i don’t get it’ finch
  • root ‘how do i make this situation seem inappropriate’ root
  • sameen ‘haha john is getting yelled at what a loser’ shaw

also starring team stuck-putting-up-with-those-losers, featuring:

  • joss ‘how am i the only adult here’ carter
  • lionel ‘i have no clue what’s going on but tbf that’s because no one ever tells me anything’ fusco

with special appearances by team wtf-is-wrong-with-humans, including:

  • the machine ‘i don’t know what root wants with 100tbs of footage of shaw and i don’t want to know’ thornhill
  • bear ‘woof’ dog

I’ve been rewatching POI and I noticed how Team Machine dynamics usually work

Rinch
Reese: Reese, YES.
Finch: Reese. No.
Reese: *grumbles* fine. 

Carter x Reese
Reese: *does a thing*
Carter: WYD.
Reese: *shrugs*

Finch x Shaw
Shaw: GOTTA DO A THING.
FINCH: ms. shAW DO NOT DO THE THING.
Shaw: *side eyes finch* *does the thing…only with less dead people* 

Finch x Root
Root: Does a thing.
Finch: ?????????
TM: 
Finch:
Root: *fail winks*

Mayhem Twins
Reese: Wanna do a thing.
Shaw: Lets do the thing.
Reese: Im driv-
Shaw: OH HELL NO.

Shoot
Shaw: SAMEEN YES.
Root: SAMEEN NO.
Shaw: FUKC YOU.
Root: ohh, is that a suggestion ;)
Bear:
Root:
TM:
Shaw: *eye rolls to the next dimension*

Fusco
Team Machine: Does a thing.
Fusco:
Fusco:?????????????????

Finch: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?

Shaw: [to Reese] You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.

Reese: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million.

Shaw: Good thinking, fuck the system.