redneck like me

anonymous asked:

Imagine if comic Negan a.k.a real Negan meet Daryl? I'd rather see him bashing Daryl's head into a mashed potato

I don’t think Comic Negan would take an interest in Daryl! And if Daryl did antagonize him enough to take notice it would probably end up something like this:

LOL!

For the real Negan, greasy squirrel-breathed Daryl wouldn’t be anything interesting at all! Certainly not enough to take prisoner and waste the resources of food and time (and trust!) on him.

Last night I went to the wrap party for the show I was working on at ShadowMachine and everyone cheered for the short I worked on, which was so awesome! People were coming up and telling me it was the best looking short this season…. Anyway I’m proud of all that, but what I’m NOT proud of is having 8 drinks and waking up this morning still a little bit drunk, stumbling into the kitchen and grabbing a bollilo bread roll and taking it back to bed with me, hugging it and periodically waking up to eat it.

DARYL HAD BETH DRIVE THE TRUCK HE HAD BETH DRIVE IT ALDJFKLAJSDLKJFLKAJFD

IT COULD HAVE BEEN MAGGIE DRIVING IT BUT IT WAS BETH ALKJFLKASJDKLFJAKSLJDFJKLASFJKLJKLAFDSJKLFADSJKLADSFJKL

I’m sorry, I know it’s small, but it just makes me so damn happy. 

For clarification: In “This Sorrowful Life,” when Michonne comes up with the idea to put those sharp traps (I’m sorry my brain is having a weird “how function” night) to spike the tires along the path in case the Woodbury peeps try to drive up again, I was watching the giant diesel truck that Daryl and Glenn hop into, and I was going, “K… If Rick’s watching on, and Maggie’s bangin’ pots with Carl to distract walkers, who was appointed the driver?”

MU'FUCKIN BETH GREENE IS, Y'ALLLL

It may have been Michonne’s idea, but you know it was Daryl designating the jobs for people, and instead of Maggie being attached to the hip with Glenn and pairing off Beth with “the other child, Carl,” LITTLE CUTIE PIE BETH GREENE IS DRIVING THIS GIANT TRUCK AROUND WITH DARYL PATTING IT GOING ‘LET’S GO (MY HELPFUL FARMGIRL LOVEBIRD)’

AND THENNNN They cut to a scene of Merle and Carol interacting!! The two “late bloomers” paired off while the “second born siblings” are working together outside! gaaahhh be still my hearrrttt

AND THENN Daryl confronts Glenn about Merle needing to/intending/Daryl will fuckin' make him apologize about snatching up G+M, and Glenn says, “I care about her more than I care about myself” over a Greene sister.

And THENNN  when Daryl and Merle talk, Daryl says, “You can’t do things now without people,” and one of the people he asked to help him with an active task was Beth Greene, on point, on driver’s position and aadlkfjalksjdfguughhh

ALSO HERSHEL & DARYL FEELINGS: At the beginning of the ep Rick’s talking about needing to give Michonne to the Governor and even though it’s all Daryl saying “It just ain’t us, man” he looks to Hershel over Rick’s shoulder and THEN says it. 

And Merle is just THE BEST. Just hilarious, witty, callin’ Rick out, he’s a damn mystery to himself but he can read people. And I JUST. MERLE I MISS YOU SO MUCH. And then his eyes well up when saying “Your people look ’t me like I’m the devil for snatching up those two lovebirds and deliverin’ 'em to th’ Governor” and Merle you are you’re Lucifer but Lucifer was hard for God to lose and falksjdfkja;sdf and all of your following actions are for your brother and these people that you have every reason to loathe and just… askldjfklasf;dl

SO MANY FEELINGS IN THIS EPISODE UGH IT FEELS LIKE I’M GONNA IMPLODE