redglare!terezi

4-H4! Terezigrub knew her K33N NOS3 smelled some T4STY 1MPORT3D CONF3CT1ONS under Damaragrub’s time blankie.

Terezigrub has to have some. Fortunately she has just the thing to barter with in her sylladex.

Despite a bit of a language barrier, the wrigglers quickly come to terms on a C4NDY TR4D3.

Delicious!

[post 1 (intro), post 2 (terezi), post 3 (kanaya), post 4 (latula), post 5 (aradia), post 6 (finale).]

Homestuck doesn’t queerbait, it straightbaits.

Remember when the comic seemed as if Dave would end up with Jade and Karkat would end up with Terezi? Yeah well DaveKat is canon instead

Way back when it seemed like John and Rose were set up to be together but she has super hot alien vamp wife.

Roxy and John are getting along well! Oh no she’s gay and possibly dating his grandma too

Terezi obviously has to choose between Karkat and D– nevermind she chose Vriska

The hets have been bamboozled again