red-sox-win-world-series

scrapyardparadise  asked:

Sometimes I wonder if Jehovah's Witnesses and similar Crazy Christian Cultists live in some sort of fantasy world where "good clashes with evil". It's like a plot out of some Anime or something.

Absolutely. They use the term “spiritual warfare” a lot; everything is about the cosmic struggle between God and Satan, and random things in their lives are interpreted that way.

I had a friend who thought that the Red Sox winning the World Series in 2004 was symbolic of the spiritual victory of God, and that the blood on the pitcher’s ankle was symbolic of the blood of Jesus. The pitcher was a prophet because he told people to vote for Bush.