if nick spencer wrote the rest of marvel
  • spider-man:i killed uncle ben. fuck responsibility
  • bruce banner:you WOULD like me when i'm angry
  • tony stark:iron man actually was just a bodyguard of mine. and i'm not smart enough to build the suits either
  • daredevil:i was never actually blind
  • black panther:i was white the whole time
  • the punisher:i shot my family
  • black bolt:i can actually talk just fine
  • professor x:screw mutant-human relations, race war now
  • red skull:hail SHIELD
  • doctor doom:i don't really hate reed richards that much to be honest
  • galactus:planet-based diets are bad for you, i'm going vegan

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl! Eating nuts and kicking butts!

I had a whole lot of fun at Memphis Comic Expo this past weekend. After reading and loving the first 5 issues of Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, and with artist ericafailsatlife being at the convention, it was a no brainer to make this costume. I highly recommend this comic - cute, light-hearted, and I was crying with laughter. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard reading a comic!

Thanks to all the villains who were such good sports at taking a beating!