red-romance

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Most of you must be confused, but don’t worry my cuties (?) I’ll translate for you this kind of trashy drawing that represents what a normal discussion is like in Colombia.

This may sound rude in english (In spanish too, if you’re sensitive) But for me, in my native languaje, is something that makes me laugh.

Fell Pap: STOP WITH THE GAYNESS AND COME HELP ME WITH MY PUZZLE, YOU DUMBASS!!

Fell Sans: JUST WAIT DAMN IT! I’M TALKING WITH SAIENZ!! (Saienz: How Science sounds in spanish, writed phonetically)

Fell Pap: AH! YOU THINK YOU’RE A BUTCH DON’T YOU?! GO PICK UP YOUR SOCKS! YOU FAGGOT!!

Fell Sans: DO YOU THINK IM YOUR PERSONAL SERVANT?! DO IT BY YOURSELF!

Fell Pap: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! YOU THROW THEM!! YOU PICK UP THEM!

Fell Sans: YEAH, BUT IF WERE UNDAIN, YOU WOULD DO IT! (Undain: How Undyne sounds in spanish, writed phonetically)

Fell Sans: BECAUSE YOU’RE A SOCK-SUCKER!! (In spanish sock-sucker (Chupa-medias) is a term used to refer to an “apple polisher” or “butt kisser” or “brown noser”. Hope you understood the pun)

Fell Pap: YOU STILL WITH THE JOKES AND I SLAP YOU WITH THE SLIPPERS!!

Fell Sans: SLAP ME THEN!!

Fell Pap: SHUT UP DAMN IT!!!

Fell Sans: SHUT ME—!

I had a lot of fun with this.

anonymous asked:

So like, could I possibly get humanstuck porrimxvriska in a situation where kanaya and vris are like best friends and porrim is like the hot older sister that flirts with all of kanaya girl friends gettin’ me all flustered and all that jazz.

I don’t think I got it exactly how you wanted it but I tried. -mod Y

My ships range anywhere from enemies that want to kill each other to best friend that are soul mates and I’m completely ok with that.

ME:

I like this song

*downloads song*

*downloads entire album*

*downloads entire discography*

*worships the band*

*sells my soul*