Me: Hey memory, what do you call the little stiff thing on the end of a shoelace?
Memory: An aglet.
Me: And how do you jumpstart a car?
Memory: Red to red, black to frame.
Me: And what’s the name of the computer game I played at a friend’s house once in 1998?
Memory: Bad Mojo.
Me: And what’s the name of this person that I’ve met several times recently and am about to socialize with?
Memory: lol idc