Hey all! It’s your friendly neighborhood acheemient here! Letting you know some cool stuff about becoming a @roosterteeth FIRST member on roosterteeth.com!
It’s a pretty sweet deal they have going on right now. Not only do you get to watch every video a day early, you also get really great exclusive content (Whuuuaaat? No really, I know!).
Not only that, but right now, a year long membership only costs $35.99!! That’s like paying $2.99 per month!! That’s really pretty cheap compared to the old $4.99 a month! Our top mathematicians assure us that it’s..like..almost half off or something! Pretty sweet, huh?
But, acheemient, you say, I don’t HAVE $34.99 right now! To that I say, No worries my broke friend! The first month is Absolutely FREE and you can cancel before you have to pay any munz!! It’s like stealing, but you can’t go to jail for it!
Still not sold? WELL FUCK YOU! Juuust kidding! There’s more!! With a FIRST membership you also get 5% off every purchase at the RT Store, as well as early access to tickets for events like RTX and Let’s Play Live! So you never have to worry about them being sold out by the time you want to purchase them!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!! Crack your wallet! Steal your mom’s credit card*! Look for change under your couch! AND GET A FIRST MEMBERSHIP TODAAAAY!!!
*acheemient does not advocate stealing, especially from your own mother, Jesus Christ, she was in labor with you for HOURS and this is how you repay her?? You should be ashamed of yourself!