Not totally comfortable tossing up the formatting as I have it- but I don’t feel like writing it properly either so- sorry but, enjoy anyway? Just a random thing I wrote on the fly to my mate for kicks.
Anna: “I always get my wife to shut
Kristoff: “That doesn’t sound very healthy- shouldn’t you be better than
that? I mean, you love her don’t you??”
Elsa walks into the room.
Anna: “Of course I love her!”
Elsa: “What’s going on…? Anna did you break something. Again.”
Kristoff is laughing.
Anna: “I resent that.”
Elsa: “Truth hurts, Snowflake.”
Anna’s red though it’s not fully clear if it’s from embarrassment or quiet
anger, Kristoff laughs more.
Elsa: “So what did you break this time? Just because we are royalty
doesn’t mean things don’t cost. This comes out of the people’s pockets after
Anna: “I know that! I didn’t break anything this time. I SWEA- hmm…
yeah. Wait! Uh. No. Okay. YEAH! I’d didn’t break anything this time. You judge
too quickly; so much for the patience of a good queen.”
Elsa: “The very fact you had to second guess your own claims refutes your whole
Kristoff: “And the ice queen just burned you, Feisty.”
Anna: “I didn’t want to lie! I gave it serious thought.”
Elsa: “I commend your honest effort. But it doesn’t change the fact your
argument is weak.”
Anna: “You’re definitely a queen.”
Elsa: “Oh? My ability to quickly discern the outcome of a conversation and
defuse an argument before it can even begin?”
Anna: “No. Just the overwhelming fact that you are without a doubt a Royal
Pain In The Ass.”
Kristoff: “And the fiery redhead scores. An even match. Who will
Anna: “Shut up Kristoff.”
Kristoff: “I thought this whole thing was about how you could always get
your doting wife to sh-”
Anna: “Tu-tu-tu-tu! Kristoff. I swear to god- finish that sentence and I
will end you while Sven watches.”
Kristoff: “….Now that’s just awfully cold of you.”
Anna: “Don’t test me Reindeer Boy.”
Elsa: “What exactly did you prevent dear Kristoff from saying? Sweet.
Anna: “Guy stuff. Nothing you’d care about.”
Elsa: “You’re a woman.”
Anna: “How anti-progressive of you.”
Anna: “Hear that Kristoff?”
Kristoff: “Is there anyone in the kingdom who HASN’T heard Elsa shout your
Anna: “… That could be taken in so many ways.”
Kristoff: “It was meant to be.”
Elsa: “We are losing focus.”
Anna: “You say that like it’s a bad thing.”
Elsa: “I will freeze both of your nipples OFF if someone doesn’t talk
straight with me right this instant.”
Kristoff and Anna share a look. Elsa sighs.
Elsa: “No smart ass comments to that. Seriously. What’s the big secret?”
Anna and Kristoff have a silent argument with their faces- growing more and
more animalistic with the noises they start tossing out- limbs flying
everywhere as Elsa stares partly annoyed. Elsa starts slowly growing more
fascinated and confused by this, unheard of, primitive type of conversation.
Elsa: “Do.. Do you two actually understand what you’re saying to each
Anna and Kristoff acknowledge her with a quick wave before hopping up and down,
grunting and making more animal sounds, slapping hands, their faces contorted.
Elsa: “… Just real quick- are either of you having a seizure? I will fetch
Kristoff turns to his queen, opening his mouth before Anna tackles him, his
head now locked in her arms as he tries to reach behind him- pulling on her
pigtail. Anna bites his hand when it nears her mouth and he yelps.
Elsa: “Guys… Someone needs to say something here.”
Anna squeaks when Kristoff licks her arm. Quickly letting go in favor of
rubbing it on his shirt, Kristoff rolls over onto his knees and pushes Anna
off, she falling onto her back.
Kristoff: “She was saying how she can-”
Anna: “Not today Christopher!”
And she slams her foot into his jaw. Being a rough and tumble guy, he is barely
fazed- though he does indeed get a mouthful of grass and dirt. Elsa is tapping
her foot now.
Elsa: “I don’t have time for this you two. And this is no way for a Princess and our official ROYAL Ice
harvester to behave. As your queen I demand you answer me at once and stop this
Anna is straddling Kristoff back again, her hands holding his straw colored
hair as she fights to make him eat more dirt while tickling his sides and neck
to weaken him.
Anna: “Give me liberty or give me death!”
Elsa furrows her brows.
Elsa: “Uh. Excuse me?”
Anna: “I will never surrender.”
Kristoff is laughing hard enough it has him in tears, Anna’s tickling certainly
doing its job in subduing the larger man. Elsa has had it.
Elsa: “Anna, if you don’t get off that poor man and talk to me like the
adult you are I swear- I will feign being ill and force you to take MY half of
the duties, including the more excruciating, dull, repetitive parts, for a
Anna jumps to her feet, poor Kristoff sprawled on the ground, his life force
all be drained. Had he a flag, he would wave it. But. He was a strong man, and
he too would die fighting.
Kristoff: “Anna said she can make you shut up whenever she wants!”
Anna stomps her foot as Elsa’s face grows dark.
Anna: “I said make her shut up– ah. Wait.”
Elsa: “So you thought to disrespect your WIFE. And you thought you would
get away with it? Your little ‘guys talk’?”
Elsa: “Am I now? Why not tell me to shut up. Seems you have that
Anna: “I worded it badly! You’re misunderstanding it!”
Elsa: “What am I misunderstanding!? You had a goal with that line?”
Anna: “Erm. Well I- it’s not what you think. Honest.”
Elsa: “No. No go ahead. Prove it. Show me what you meant.”
Elsa walks up to get into Anna’s face.
Elsa: “Go ahead. Tell me. Let me hear it. Plead your case to your
sovereign. To your sister. Your best friend. Your WIFE.”
Anna looks around.
Anna: “Elsa you don’t-”
Elsa: “Anna you have until I count to te-”
Anna presses her lips harder into Elsa’s. Elsa goes to protest the sudden kiss
but Anna merely slips a hand behind Elsa’s head, tangling her fingers into the
thick, blonde braid. The ice queens eyes grow large as Anna unabashedly presses
their bodies together, Anna’s tongue slipping through the moment she could,
teasing. Elsa’s fight leaves her as Anna grows more feverish, hands roaming,
kneading. Seconds pass by, the two woman making out in the middle of the
courtyard, Kristoff retrieving his beanie only to turn around and gawk, slowly
lowering his hat and holding it before his crotch. Anna finally pulls away from
the heated kiss. Backing away enough to start a staring contest with Elsa, they
all remain silent. It remains quiet for a bit before Anna says, her voice just
a tiny bit lower than normal.
Anna: “There. I proved my point to both of you.”
Both blondes stare at Anna. Anna’s gaze flicks between both of them, her brow
arching at she notices Kristoff holding and not wearing his hat.
Anna: “Kristoff, why are you-”
Kristoff: “Mind Your Own Business!!”
He is flushed red. Anna peeks up at her sister. Elsa is thinking hard enough
for steam to roll out her ears. Anna smiles and tucks some hair behind her ear.
Anna: “See? I told you. I can make you shut up whenever I want.”
Elsa stiffens, red, and turns around and awkwardly marches straight back to the
castle without a word. Anna puffs her chest out with pride and pats Kristoff’s
shoulder- who flinches and quickly begins walking in another direction.
Anna: “Where are you
Kristoff: “Probably to a similar place as our Queen.”
Anna tilts her head.
Kristoff: “Anywhere away from you… and with a cold shower.”
Here are some *lengthy* notes from my Grimoire, or Book of Shadows:
Chakras are believed to be the seven main energy points in your body that represent an aspect of your life. When these Chakras are balanced you will feel a sense of happiness, that you are awakened and intuned with things around you, or maybe you will just feel light, like a feather. When left unbalanced, you may feel depressed or burdened. Keeping your Chakras balanced also allows you to have more energy and to enjoy life better.
The first Chakra is typically the Root Chakra, or Muladhara. It is located at the base of the spine, or in the adrenal gland. This Chakra is used for grounding, and represents safety, strength, and your physical need. Stones that represent this Chakra are Garnet, Hematite, Red Jasper, Brecciated Jasper, Snowflake Obsidian, and Bloodstone. This Chakra glows red, and requires mostly red stones, and stones that help with grounding and absorbing/cleansing negative energy. Ways to balance this Chakra are foot massages, pedicures, walks, taking care of your physical needs.
The second Chakra is the Sacral Chakra, or Svadisthana. It is located just below the navel, or the kidneys. This Chakra is used for emotional balance and it stimulates creativity. Stones that represent this Chakra are Carnelian, Orange Sapphire, Orange Citrine, and Moonstone. This Chakra glows orange, and requires mostly orange stones, and stones that help with grounding, cleansing, focusing, and stimulation. Ways to balance this Chakra are luxury baths, romance yourself and others, splurging and relaxing.
The third Chakra is the Solar Plexus Chakra, or Manipura. It is located at the base of your sternum, or at the center of your chest/below your lungs. This Chakra is used for personal growth and self image. Stones that represent this Chakra are Tiger’s Eye, Yellow Citrine, Yellow Topaz, and Yellow Jasper. This Chakra glows yellow, and requires mostly yellow stones and stones that help with protection, focusing, promoting self love, and inner awakening. Ways to balance this Chakra are establishing a positive self image, personalise self gifts, make time to do things that make you happy.
The fourth Chakra is the Heart Chakra, or Anahata. It is located at the center of your chest, or between your breasts, over your heart. This Chakra is used for compassion, love, and empathy. Stones that represent this Chakra are Peridot, Jade, Rose Quartz, Malachite, Green Opal, and Aventurine. This Chakra glows green, and requires mostly green stones and stones that help with promoting love, self love, friendship, purification, cleansing, empathy, and wealth. Ways to balance this Chakra are free time up for hobbies and loved ones, accomplish a goal or dream, express love and sympathy to a loved one.
The fifth Chakra is the Throat Chakra, or Vishuddha. It is located in the throat. This Chakra is used for self-expression and communication. Stones that represent this Chakra are Aquamarine, Angelite, Turquoise, Blue Agate, and Blue Lace Agate. This Chakra glows blue, and requires mostly blue stones and stones that help with clearing your mind, grounding, communication, travel, and serenity. Was to balance this Chakra are singing, communicating with a loved one, positive mantras, teas, and foods.
The sixth Chakra is the Third Eye Chakra, or Anja. It is located between your eyes, or your brow. This Chakra is used for intuition, insight, and spiritual communication. Stones that represent this Chakra are Blue Sapphire, Sodalite, and Lapis Lazuli. This Chakra glows Indigo, and requires mostly indigo stones and stones that help with peace of mind, learning, seeing beyond this realm, and insight. Ways to balance this Chakra are trusting your instincts, take a nap, read a book, look at art, meditate, daydream.
The seventh Chakra is the Crown Chakra, or Sahasrana.It is located at the very top of your head. This Chakra is used for wisdom, awakening, and unity of your body, mind, and spirit. Stones that represent this Chakra are Amethyst, White Calcite, Fluorite, Clear Quartz, and Selenite. This Chakra glows violet, and requires most violet/purple stones or white/clear stones and stones that help with clarity of mind, body, and spirit, spiritual awakeness, wisdom, astral travel, cleansing, energy, and aura stimulation. Ways the balance this Chakra are pray/make offerings, partake in religious/spiritual activities, give back to others/the community, and donate.