red maze

  • Family: So, do you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: Yes, I have many.
  • Family: Many boyfriends?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Family: And they don't know that you're cheating on them?
  • Me: Well, the thing is, they don't really know they're dating me.
  • Family: ...
  • Me: And some of them have other girlfriends.
  • Family: ...
  • Me: And most of them are dead...
  • Family: ...
  • Me: And a bunch of people keep telling me that they're fictional characters but they're just jealous.
  • Family: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Family: *slowly backs away*
  • Minho: What do you think Thomas will do for a distraction?
  • Newt: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
  • [building explodes and several car alarms sound]
  • Newt: ... or he could do that.
  • Me: I was busy thinking about-
  • Mom: *holds breath and crosses fingers*
  • Me: -books
When I start reading a new series
  • Me: *immediately falls heads-over-heels in love with that one beautiful,broken character who is damned with pain and suffering with death looming over him*
  • me: has 6 hours of homework and studying to complete
  • me: maybe if i read this one chapter to get my mind rolling -
  • me: *2 books later* it wasnt going to get done anyways