red lids

Fred Durst

Fred Durst walked into a Lids.

The salesman jumped to attention. “Fred Durst!” he exclaimed. “We have just the red Yankees cap you’re looking for!” The salesman headed for the stockroom, but stopped at the sound of Fred’s voice.

“That won’t be necessary,” said the Limpest Bizkit of them all. “I’ve decided to wear a different sort of hat!”

The loud gasp of all of the mall’s customers was only matched by the roar of the undercover policeman’s pistol. Fred Durst’s body went limp and collapsed in a heap after the shot to the head.

The entire mall heaved a sigh of relief. Whoever that imposter was, it wasn’t Fred Durst, despite having his driver’s license and fingerprints and DNA. Fred Durst only wore red Yankees hats and would never change.

The imposter’s body was thrown into the mall’s fountain and is still there today, Wednesday.

🚀🍻 “Nuka-Cola” Potion 🍻🚀

inspired by fallout 4′s health potion, “nuka-cola”, here is a frosty potion recipe for emotional healing and positive disposition.

🚀 gather: coke (or some root beer related soda), vanilla (happiness), caramel (love/kindness), orange peel and blackberry garnishes (healing), a red stone/gem.

🍻 fill the glass not completely with the soda. 

🚀 add in caramel to taste

🍻 add in ice cream and cover. let it sit 5 minutes, letting the ice cream melt.

🚀 place the red stone over the lid of the drink while you wait for the ice cream to melt, letting its energies mix with the drink

🍻 uncover and stir. add garnishes. enjoy!

🚀 keep the red stone for whenever you need the potion’s magic again.

Some cute old couple stevetony for the cap-im flashworks ‘Old Friends’ prompt~ I decided to leave it unfinished/sketchy, the focus more on the faces than the rest.

And they’re from an au since tony looks like mcu but with 616′s blue eyes, plus when i started drawing this I was definitely thinking about the 10+ years of friendship between them in 616. But maybe this is a non-powered au bc this way steve can grow old with tony. And they’re best friends and husbands and adorably in love of course

I liked drawing them a little older and making them look it with little lines and marks and creases too. well, i hope that its successfully showing that.

…hopefully this fits the prompt bc they are old friends right so…^^; 

I wonder what Harry looks like after sex. Sweaty? Eyes half lidded? Red raspberry lips? On his back, hands on his tummy as he slows his breathing? Also, what does he do after sex? Pass out? Go straight to the shower? Get a snack? I need to know

anonymous asked:

girl can you make that recent photo of bella hadid with the red lids into a more wearable look please!

so down. need to do more avant looks 

Full length under a wide white sky in a place like this, or a place
you think you remember, or wherever it is she happens to turn her face

to the sun, eyes open a moment, then the flare and crush
of red behind the lids and you at her side to watch the sudden blush

that prickles her skin, the first fine hint of burn, as you get
the tip of your tongue to her cheek for the salt-lick of her sweat.

David Harsent, ‘Blood Heat’

anonymous asked:

Honestly the vast majority of time guys think a girl is wearing no makeup she's actually just wearing basic stuff. Guys are so stupid

Ahdjagfjshfs once this guy was like “you look so good without makeup” and i had just spent 3 hrs on my makeup it was full contour/highlight with dark red lids lmfao theyre so stupid why dont they just shut up


ill compile a proper eye tutorial on monolids and epicanthol folds and the basics of drawing “asian” eyes (notably in e/s.e asians however monolids and epicanthol folds can appear on people of other races too)

however this is the basic concept that i use for drawing any eyes: blue dots for the corners, green line is the top lid, red bottom lid. the idea is that the eye will generally look the same on everyone in some cases bigger/smaller, what im really trying to teach is how to draw the skin and fat that shapes the eye tbh

Non-Shepard OC week: A Finale

Because I didn’t keep up with the themes at all, but I do have this!

“Te extran͂o, tía.”—A Vid (Vera Quinn)

         A pale face looms into view, its eyes puffy, red, and heavy-lidded. Long, black hair frames the face. Worry tugs at her lips as the world rocks side-to-side. It settles after a moment to reveal the figure of a child not much older than ten.

         The room around her is littered with clothes and books. Directly ahead is a bed with a small striped box on its surface. She brings a large rolling chair into the shot and sits in it. The chair dwarfs Vera with one leg under her, swinging the other and chewing her bottom lip. She stares at the ground. Her words come quick and broken.

         “So—I haven’t done this in a while, but I found a box and I started thinking. I-I don’t know why I’m doing this, not like you’re going to see it…”

         Vera’s sad, caramel eyes darted upwards, her eyelids fluttering.

         “They won’t talk about it. I don’t want to make mom cry, and dad just hides out in the study, so I just talk to Mala and Ruby. They’re good listeners. Like you ar—were. Were. That’s hard.”

         Her gaze drifts away, blinking furiously against tears that threatened to spill over. She clears her throat a few times before speaking.

         “Mala Madré is deaf, isn’t she? And I think…I think she may be blind too. Was she always that way?”

         The question fills the air, heavy despite the raspy weightlessness of her voice. She drums her fingertips on the chair’s seat, hops up, and disappears from view. She returns with a photo frame, swiping her finger across its surface. A smile crosses her face and she turned the frame outwards.

         The image is that of a younger Vera depositing a large bowl to the kitchen table, while a woman with fluffy, brown hair digs into the cabinets in the background. They are both wearing sleep clothes and standing on tip-toe.

         “Remember this?” Vera asks, looking at the photo again. “We were making cupcakes, and I spilt flour all over Ruby.”

         She swipes to another picture and holds it up. The same woman, facing the camera this time, sits in a hammock with her arms around the waist of a toddler. Janine points in the camera’s direction, her mouth open as if she is speaking to the tiny Vera.

         “I don’t remember that one,” she admits.

         Another swipe, and the frame brings up a photo of Janine on her knees, handing eight-year-old Vera an orange kitten. The next image to flash by is a solo shot of Janine in Alliance fatigues, smiling, a travel bag in one hand and the other waving farewell. She pulls that one back as well and touches the screen.

         “Mom doesn’t know I have this one.“

         Just out of sight comes a meow and the echo of footsteps. She glances up and hastily puts away the photo frame.

         “I just wanted to talk to you again.“ She sighs and leans forward. The last sound the mic captures is her voice breaking as she says a final goodbye.

And around and around we go

Customer: Hey, do you have this butter but the one with the red lid?

Me: Which variety was the one with the red lid?

Customer: I don’t know, I just buy the one with the red lid.

Me: Oookaaay, well, they recently redesigned their packaging, so they don’t have one with a red lid any more, do you know what variety it was?

Customer: I don’t know, I just know it’s the one with the red lid.

Me: Right. Well, there isn’t one with a red lid any more, so … Was it the original? Olive oil? Light?

Customer: It was the one with the red lid.

Me: I’m not sure which one that was. I think it was the original, does that sound right?

Customer: I don’t know what it was, I just want the one with the red lid! That’s the one I buy!

Me: I … don’t know which one that was since there aren’t any red lids any more. You don’t know what variety you buy?

Customer: The one with the red lid!!!

Me: Well, I think that was the original, that one’s right here. *hands them the original, which now has a green lid*

Customer: That’s not a red lid! I buy the one with the red lid!


Field of Glowers

Ever-red, the fluttering poppy lids
were never to be trusted, short funnel
to the void eye, extant remembrance

flitting, mapping a featureless field, shimmer
blazing watchers like dehydrating at sea. 

- B B Pine

Another Niles/M!Kamui drabble:

Pairing: Niles/Male Kamui (Going by his Japanese name of Kamui instead of Corrin for too many puns) and there is suggestive dialogue & such. The setting is in Fire Emblem Heroes.

“I got this lollipop from Gaius.” Kamui commented cheerfully as he pulled the small red heart shaped lollipop to show his husband before putting it back inside suckling the sweet treat. 

“Don’t you see how certain men are watching you?” Niles asked calmly briefly glancing around and he folds his arms across his chest.

“Wishing they had a lollipop of their own.” Kamui commented after taking it out of his mouth. His tongue darts out licking it and his red eyes half-lidded in pleasure for he loves sweets a lot.

“Naughty, naughty. You should not have that kind of expression in public.” Niles scolded as he uncrossed his arms and put the palm of his hands gently onto Kamui’s soft cheeks.

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✨DETAILS / ig: tmbmakeup
💫 Morphe 35B Palette matte light orange (crease), matte coral (crease, inner/outer lid, & lower lashline) matte red (inner/outer lid & outer half of lower lashline), and matte white (browbone)
💫 Too Faced Chocolate Bar Palette “Semi Sweet” (inner/outer lid & outer lower lashline) and “Champagne Truffle” (center of lid & inner corner)
💫 NYX Crystal Liner (center of lid & lower lashline)
💫 NYC Liquid Liner
💫 Jordana Best Lash Extreme Volumizing Mascara
💫 Ardell Demi Wispies