red gaurd

you guys, my mom bought red colored Dawn dish soap and I got super excited, but my bother yanked it out of my hand, climbed on a chair, and holding it up like freakin’ Lion King shouted, WE SHALL RISE, RED AS THE DAWN. BOW DOWN PESEANTS!!!” 

my mom just stared at him and then said, “get off that chair before you break you freakin’ neck.” 

my other brother, “that’s something Cal would say to Mare.”