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“These are not the Star Wars/Zootopia AU artworks you’ve been waiting for.”

Did my Jedi Mind Trick work? 

Stu Hopps is Darth Vader. I even changed his lightsaber color from red to orange because… carrots. I’m a frickin’ genius. 😒 *gets attacked by ewoks*

Anyway, may the force be with you! ❤︎

@zootopian-wannabe​, @markhamillz​, @trashasaurusrex​ 

“Broken and Rotting” Curse Jar

Originally posted by crowszx

A powerful curse to bring ruin and turmoil to your enemy.

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What You’ll Need:

  • A Jack of Spades playing card (this represents the target as a sort of poppet, and for the sake of the curse, the jack is gender-neutral)
  • A Peat Pot Planter (The peat pot is eco-friendly and more powerful for this particular curse, but a jar can also work)
  • Old Parsley, to represent financial ruin
  • 1 Big, Rotting Strawberry, to represent romantic ruin
  • Rotting Banana or Carrot, to represent sexual ruin, if target has a penis, OR Rotting Peach or Red Apple, if target has a vulva (If you don’t know what genitalia the target has, use one of each)
  • Crushed Egg Shell Powder
  • 1 Black candle
  • 1 other candle: pink if target ids as female/transfemale/transfeminine, yellow if target ids as male/transmale/transmasculine, purple if target ids as agender/genderfluid/bigender/etc.
  • Black Pepper
  • Cayenne Pepper
  • Legally obtained animal bone(s) (I recommend chicken bones, you can get them out of pieces of fried chicken, so they’re easily available and more importantly, LEGAL!)
  • Storm/Rain Water
  • (Optional) Cursing sigils
  • (Optional) A slice/half/whole rotting onion, to represent their health deteriorating

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What to do:

-BEST DONE DURING A WANING CRESCENT MOON-

STEP 1: Place the peat pot down on your working space. Place the black candle above it and the other candle below it. Light both of the candles. (Be sure to practice fire safety!)

STEP 2: Take the Jack of Spades and write the targets name over the card, as big as you can. (It can be any name you knew them by, their full name, a nickname, their “witch name” if you’re cursing another witch, etc.)

STEP 3: Place the animal bone(s), egg shell powder, and old parsley in the peat pot. Next place the Jack of Spades in. (If you have any cursing sigils, add them here.) Then put in the rotting strawberry and the rotting banana/carrot/peach/red apple. (If you add the onion, do it here.) Sprinkle the black and cayenne pepper over all of it, saying:

  • I call upon the forces of dark,
  • fulfill the curse, I’ve done my part.
  • My reasoning sound, my logic tight,
  • bring [TARGET’S NAME] suffering on this night

STEP 4: Cover the peat pot with another peat pot or a piece of another cut to fit as a lid. (You can draw cursing sigils all over the pot if you so choose to.) Bury it somewhere close, like your garden or backyard. Pour the storm/rain water over the burial site.

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TO BREAK THE CURSE:

STEP 1: Dig up the spot where you planted the peat pot. Try to find what you can of the jar. If it’s been a while, parts of it will ave started to decay. Try to find the Jack of Spades. Take it out and rebury the rest.

STEP 2: Cross out the eyes and the hand(s) on the card with a dark colored marker. DO NOT MARK OUT THE NAME OF YOUR TARGET!

STEP 3: Place the card into a fire-safe bowl, and sprinkle a little salt and a little sugar over it.

STEP 4: Light the card on fire and let it burn until it’s nothing but ash. While it’s burning, say the chant:

  • The curse is lifted, thus I have said,
  • my curse is lifted from off your head.
  • But be ye warned, should the need arise,
  • I’ll recast the curse, and ruin your life.

Originally posted by lovegoodemporium

Had a chickpea and red lentil curry for lunch today with some white rice and popadoms 😋  I cooked some zucchini, onion, sweet potato, carrot, red lentils, red and yellow capsicum and chickpeas over medium heat in some coconut milk and curry powder for about 25 minutes-really high in protein, delicious and really quick to make 🙌  instagram:@veganzoejessica

andie.

i found my uncle dead on a saturday morning. it’s been haunting my head ever since.

i called andie, as soon as i had a chance. she didn’t answer.

she must’ve rung me back during the long, awkward silences of informing my cousin his father had passed.

i called her back. she asked if i could use some company, and offered to cancel her plans.

i told her she didn’t have to, but she insisted on holding my hand. i broke down a few times on the drive to her house.

we held
each other
together
in her bed
for nearly
fourteen hours.

learning the softest parts of one another until we slipped into slumber.

we awoke to our alarms, only 3 hours after.

andie kissed me goodbye, for the first time, just before that sunrise and she went back to sleep.

Meal Planning Week of 4-9-17

The name of the game this week is to not fuss over food too much. I feel like that has been the trend lately anyway, but since I’m leaving Friday morning I want to make sure I only make a perfect amount of food so I’m not wasteful and leaving stuff in the fridge.

Breakfast: I’m doing some eggs and veggie sausages. I picked swiss chard out as a green because it just looks so, so pretty. I have some deli-made bruschetta again as I really love topping my eggs with it. I think the fresh note will be great with the sausages and sweated greens, too!

Lunches: I’m pretty sure you’re sick of it, but ha–just going to do my tofu salad sandwiches. There is absolutely zero reason for me to experiment and rock the boat this week so I’m just making this once again. I know I’ll happily eat it. I really never tire of it! Had to pick up tofu, avocados (had a coupon, YAS), pickles, and deli mustard. I already have the wine vinegar, salt, pepper, and oregano at home.

I’m serving that with spinach-mint soup. This soup is always really good to me, and ridiculously good for me! I had to pick up spinach, onion, garlic, mint, coconut milk, and stock. At home, I already have celery, olive oil, salt, and pepper.

Dinner: The piece de resistance for this week is turkey taco bowls with cauliflower rice and salsa. The salsa is pretty quick and easy. I usually do this with fresh tomatoes in summer, but store tomatoes are still depression this time of year so I picked up diced tomatoes. I also picked up garlic, cilantro, red onion, and jalapenos. At home, I already have salt, limes, and lemons.

The taco part of the bowl will use ground turkey, which I already have at home in the freezer. The package in the cart is for my fiance’s turkey burgers we make for his packed lunches. He’s weird about using the frozen Costco turkey. I won’t fight him on that. It’s not like I’m short on my own neuroticisms!

I had to pick up carrot, red onion, red + green bell pepper, jalapenos, and chili powder. At home, I already have cumin, paprika, cayenne, salt, pepper, apple cider vinegar, and cornstarch. Then I’m just going to take that head of cauliflower and rice it.

Snacks: Strawberries, bananas, chia seed pudding, protein shakes. Once again, just have to grab the fruit!

After coupons and bottle returns, the cart was $54. Very pleased!

anonymous asked:

What about.... UF, UT, SF, US skeletons reaction to hearing their name... Murmered by their SO through a wall in the middle of the night and they sound like they're in "pain"??

Underfell Sans
He practically falls out of bed when he hears you. He doesn’t waste a second before he teleports into the next room and begins his search for you in the dark. When he finds you, depending on the situation he either freaks out and has to work through a panic attack in order to get you the help you need, or he calms down and does his best to calm you down as well. “Wow… you really gave a scare there, babe.”

Underfell Papyrus
This guy is somehow, magically, not even asleep when you mumble his name. However, even if he was, he would have heard you. He’s a very light sleeper. He barges into the room he hears your voice coming from, “WHAT’S GOING ON?! ARE YOU HURT?! WHO HURT YOU?! WHO’S IN THE HOUSE?!” He automatically assumes someone invaded his home and harmed his lover. Depending on the situation, he handles it either with an enraged, focused, seriousness that, strangely, has a calming effect to it… or he awkwardly tries to comfort you before offering to get you a glass of water.

Undertale Sans
He doesn’t move at first, thinking maybe he dreamed the sound.. But if you say it again, he’s teleported himself into the room, calmness on his face, but panic in his mind. If you don’t say his name again, he teleports in anyway. He doesn’t want to risk not taking action if it’s needed. Depending on the situation, he attempts to calm you down before he calls someone for help. Or he sits next to you and rubs your back until you’re feeling better. He’ll tell you some bad puns if you’re up for it.

Undertale Papyrus
He’s rushing into the room before you can even finish saying his name. “ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! WHAT HAPPENED?! ARE YOU HURT?! SHOW ME WHERE IT HURTS! DO YOU NEED ME TO CALL DOCTOR ALPHYS?! DO YOU NEED A BANDAID?! WATER, MAYBE?!” He’ll do anything you request, so long as it makes you feel better. There’s no “depending on the situation” here. He’s panicking and trying to help you all at once, doing whatever you say you need done. Though he’s panicking, he’s got his strangely calm look on his face. The only way you’d know he was having a fit internally is when he speaks and his voice cracks with concern.

Swapfell Sans
He’s there immediately.. Wait.. Was he in the room with you the whole time? How did he get there so fast? He’s, surprisingly, the calmest and most precise looking one out of all the skeletons. He’s searching you for injuries, all while dialing emergency services. He doesn’t ask you if you need them, however. So it doesn’t matter what the situation is. You’ll end up in the hospital no matter what the reason is. He’s grown up with a guy that constantly hides his injuries, physical and mental, so he’s not going to let you say, “I’m fine” unless you’ve got the doctor’s permission to say it.

Swapfell Papyrus
He’s a second on the panic scale. Right behind Undertale Papyrus. He’s rushed into your room, having slammed the door open. He forgot he could just teleport. But at this point, Sans has been woken up from the loud door, the panicked footsteps from Papyrus running to you, and the almost incoherent, stuttered yells that Papyrus tries to pass off as “asking if you’re okay.” This scenario falls into the same one for Swapfell Sans. Only now, there’s a panicking Syrup in the background, offering to get you anything you think you might need.

Underswap Sans
He runs to your room as soon as he hears you call. The pain in your voice has got him in hyper-sonic-energy mode. And while he’s freaking out and taking care of you at the same time, he actually suppresses the panic he’s feeling rather well. He knows panicking isn’t going to help you. So instead, he tries to comfort you as best he can. If you need medical assistance, he’ll call for help. If you just need someone to comfort you, he’s basically a living teddy bear. You’re good to go either way.

Underswap Papyrus
He teleports to your room in a panic, nearly falling over when he gets there. He searches for you in the dark, panic rising, but heavily hidden behind a calm exterior. When he finds you, he begins to ask you several questions. They actually sound pretty medical. Almost like he knows what he’s doing. Should you need major medical care, he’s on the phone with emergency services, and– here’s a helpful tip: Don’t hang up after you call in your emergency. They will give you instructions on what to do if you stay on the line. Apparently, he’s aware of this, and so he doesn’t hang up as he proceeds to treat you the best he can while you’re both waiting for help to arrive. If it’s a minor problem, he’ll take care of you himself. He seems almost professional, save for the orange pajamas and the faint smell of tobacco. If you just need someone to be there, he’ll hold you in a hug and rub your back until you feel better. He won’t say anything unless you do.