red cage

  • Family: So, do you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: Yes, I have many.
  • Family: Many boyfriends?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Family: And they don't know that you're cheating on them?
  • Me: Well, the thing is, they don't really know they're dating me.
  • Family: ...
  • Me: And some of them have other girlfriends.
  • Family: ...
  • Me: And most of them are dead...
  • Family: ...
  • Me: And a bunch of people keep telling me that they're fictional characters but they're just jealous.
  • Family: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Family: *slowly backs away*
  • Kilorn: They call me coffee because I grind so fine ;)
  • Mare: Oh my God
  • Cal : They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am
  • Mare : Cal, stop it
  • Maven : They call me coffee-
  • Mare : Please no
  • Maven : Because I’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
  • Mare: Oh.

Person: have you been up all night reading?

Me:

Cal Calore VS Mare Barrow's Dad
  • Cal Calore: I'm a Silver general, I was meant to be the king, I'm the most powerful Burner alive in Norta. No one can scare m…
  • Daniel Barrow: Hi, I heard you like my daughter
  • Cal: Oh shit

*walks into a book store*

Me:

When someone speaks about one of my fandoms:

Originally posted by everythingstarstuff