recordcozy replied to your post: That moment you told your friends someone threatened to slit your throat open yesterday and attempted to total your car with hers and no one would help even in a public area becaue the construction worker you asked for help was her BROTHER and the cops STILL haven’t called you back after you called THREE precints and left messages and called county commissioners and had nightmares. And no one gives a fuck or asks you how you are.

Oh my gosh! When did this happen?!

Monday..I shall fill you in tomorrow over pizza and ginger ale

Narrator: The extraordinary story of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy begins very simply. It begins with a man. An Earth man, to be precise, who no more knows his destiny than a tea leaf knows the history of the East India Company. His name is Arthur Dent. He is a five-foot-eight-inch tall ape descendent and someone is trying to drive a bypass through his house.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

Mark Darcy: I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother’s pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever’s in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences… But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.

Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001)

Demetri: By the way, if you want to sound like a creep, just add the word “ladies” to the end of things that you say. You sound like a creep. Could be harmless too. Like, “Thanks for coming to my show. Ladies. Help! I’ve fallen into a well and I’m trapped! Ladies. It’s like a jacuzzi with really high walls. You know you want it.”

Demetri Martin. Person. (2007)