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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤᵀʰᵃⁿᵃᵗᵒˢ ᶦˢ ᴾᵉᵃᶜᵉᶠᵘˡ ᴰᵉᵃᵗʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʷᶦⁿ ᵗᵒ ᴴʸᵖⁿᵒˢ ⁽ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ⁾. ᴴᵉ ᶦˢ ᵈᵉᵖᶦᶜᵗᵉᵈ ᵃˢ ᵃ ʷᶦⁿᵍᵉᵈ ᵐᵃⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦˢ ᶜᵒⁿˢᶦᵈᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵍᵉⁿᵗˡᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃʳᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʰᶦˢ ˢᶦˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵀʰᵉ ᴷᵉʳᵉˢ ⁽ⱽᶦᵒˡᵉⁿᵗ ᴰᵉᵃᵗʰˢ⁾. ᵀʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵏⁿᵒʷⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᶜʳᵘᵉˡ. ᵀʰᵃⁿᵃᵗᵒˢ ᶦˢ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿᵉᵈ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ᵐʸᵗʰˢ. ᴼⁿᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶠᵉᵗᶜʰ ᴬˡᶜᵉˢᵗᶦˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵁⁿᵈᵉʳʷᵒʳˡᵈ, ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉ ˡᵒˢᵗ ᵃ ᶠᶦᵍʰᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᴴᵉʳᶜᵘˡᵉˢ. ᴬⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵘʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ˢᶦˢʸᵖʰᵘˢ. ᴬ ᶜʳᶦᵐᶦⁿᵃˡ ʷʰᵒ ʷᵃˢ ᶠᶦᵍʰᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ. ᴹᵒʳᵉ ᵒᶠᵗᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ⁿᵒᵗ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵏⁿᵒʷⁿ ᵗᵒ ᶠˡʸ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ ˢᵏᶦᵉˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʰᶦˢ ᴹᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᴺʸˣ ⁽ᴺᶦᵍʰᵗ⁾ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴴʸᵖⁿᵒˢ. ᴴᵉ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ᴺʸˣ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴱʳᵉᵇᵘˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉˢᶦᵈᵉˢ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵁⁿᵈᵉʳʷᵒʳˡᵈ.


dinama  asked:

Diana smiles, feeling very happy that he liked the note " Well, I wanted to give something nice to you. After all, you gave me a place to stay so this ,and the little extra house chores from me, is my way of saying thank you! " She said, while the words left out of her mouth were only the truth. " And I have a little offer for you "

Ruki: “Mh, is that so, Livestock” *chuckles a little* “You’re behaving properly in these days…” *he considers, deep in thought* “But let’s hear your offer, first: what is it?”


[Behind the scenes]

Kou&Yuuma: It’s that pose-

Ruki: Stop it right now, you two. I will burn your precious personal effects.

Ruki and Reita discussing pubes on the radio

The theme of this month was “First Times,” or in Ruki’s words, “Virgin.”


Reita: *is already laughing* Okay I want to read something now, can I?

Ruki: Ah, yes.

Reita: A scary story.

Ruki: Ah–!

Reita: …Can I?

Ruki: Yeah, I mean, it’s summer right? Go ahead.

(*In Japan ppl say horror is good to read/watch in the summer bc it “gives u chills” and cools u down…i know)

Reita: Ok here I go

(sinister music starts playing)

Reita: “My ‘First Time’ story is getting a summer cut.”

(long pause)

(both start giggling) 

Reita: (laughing) “Recently…my friends were like (laughing) …you don’t trim…!?” (laughing) – Ok hold on a sec (laughing) 

Ruki: This is a scary story??

Reita: Nah (still laughing smh) My plan was to read it super seriously and you’d be like “This isn’t a scary story!!” (laughing) Sorry, it didn’t work. It’s not a scary story.

Ruki: Oh, it’s not!

Reita: (laughing) “My ‘First Time’ story is getting a summer cut. Recently I was talking with my friends about it, and they were like, ‘what, you don’t trim it!?’ and they were really surprised. Some people do V, I, Y, O, or permanent hair removal, but I’m all natural. ‘Nature.’” (*he says the word ‘Nature’ in English)

Ruki: Ahh HEHEHEHE

Reita: “But recently I learned that even out of natural girls, there are some who trim it and some who don’t do anything.” …Wait, how can you call it natural if you trim it? “My friends recommended I try it because it feels fresh/clean, so I did it myself and it feels really nice, it’s cool and breezy. I want more people to know about this, and I’ve been recommending it to all my natural friends. Which do you guys like – permanent removal, trim, or natural? This isn’t meant to be a dirty question btw.”

Ruki: Oh, it’s not dirty?

(both are thinking very quietly)

Ruki: …..What’s ‘O’?

Reita: Well, probably……..an ass…..sort of….situation…..I think.

Ruki: Ah-! …Wait is she talking about pubes?

Reita: Yes….it’s a dirty question.

Ruki: Yeah, eh…even if it wasn’t mean to be sexual.

Reita: But it is sexual.

(both laugh)

Reita: So, what do you think? Do you like permanent removal, natural, trimmed..?

Ruki: Ok so…..basically….natural is like….you’re just letting it grow all over?

Reita: Yeah, you’re just letting it grow naturally. 

Ruki: Hmmmm….and then there’s….I? Y?

Reita: V, I, Y, O.

Ruki: V…I….I (*he makes some comment about ‘I’ I don’t get it :c)

Reita: (bursts out laughing) No no no..!!! That’s not what it is!! What are you standing on your head!?

Ruki: HUHUHUHU

(both laugh) 

Ruki: Wait…are they asking which one we like?

Reita: Yes.

Ruki: But with ‘Nature’…

(Reita bursts out laughing again)

Ruki: Doesn’t it depend what it looks like?

Reita: Like ‘Nature,’ but there’s not much hair, or…there’s a lot of hair…

Ruki: Or like, brown hair…

Reita: (laughs) So you like natural? 

Ruki: Well, yeah, but….hmm……*mumbles* shhved psssy

Reita: What? 

Ruki: Hairless….I wonder what hairless [pussy] is like.

Reita: Oh, you don’t like it hairless?

Ruki: No, I don’t know.

Reita: Yeah, what’s it like (laughs)

Ruki: Does that count as a summer cut?

Reita: Isn’t that permanent removal? When it’s all smooth

Ruki: All smooth…I wonder what that’s like?

Reita: Well, people do do it. 

Ruki: Ahhhh….look at us talking about this all serious.

(both laugh)

Reita: Ur face (laughs)

Ruki: But yeah hmm I don’t know…for girls…they must feel like they don’t really need it there.

Reita: I don’t know…if they need it or not idk man

Ruki: Well I mean, girls shave their armpit hair too, you know? Probably not their face….oh, do you know any girls who have facial hair?

Reita: Huh? I don’t know.

Ruki: My class president…was a girl. But she had a beard. 

Reita: What, like baby hair?

Ruki: Yeah, a beard of baby hair. 

Reita: But as she got older it probably went away.

Ruki: Oh really…why do u even know that?

Reita: (laughs) …So which are u bitch take a side!!

Ruki: Ehh take a side…….

Reita: You don’t want to?

Ruki: Yeah…hmmmm….I guess ‘V’. 

Reita: No, not that. You have to choose from three. Hairless, natural, or trimmed

Ruki: Oh, trimmed, trimmed. 

Reita: Oh, trimmed? Okay, so like –

Ruki: Trimmed, but also natural. 

Reita: Oh, a natural trim.

Ruki: Hairless, like…..no way. Never. 

At this point they compare bald pussies to the following:

Ruki: But yeah I have to go with trimmed. Or shaved a bit just to give it a nice shape.

Reita: You’re like picking all of them!

Ruki: Yeah I don’t really care tbh.

Reita: (laughs) Tru.

Ruki: What about you?

Reita: Whatever makes her more embarrassed. If she’s more embarrassed without hair, I want her without hair. If she’s more embarrassed with hair, I-I…want her with hair. 

Ruki: What about like, she only shaves the middle like [this guy]

Reita: Omg stop…like u put some designs in there

(both laughing) 

Ruki: We sound like perverted old men now 

Reita: We do?

Ruki: Yeah we’re getting too excited

Reita: No no no, when perverted old men talk about it they’re just being pervs, we are talking about it in artistic way.