recognise me

  • me: i'd like to post a pic of me irl just so you guys know what a mess you're dealing with for real
  • also me: no what if someone recognises me irl? scotland's a small place
  • also me: it's a bad idea hide yourself and save everyone the hassle of your ugly face

anonymous asked:

woolies is better than coles because the employ the nice deli guy who always chats with me

Yeah but there’s this one check out operator at IGA who recognises me and I get to update everytime I see her about how I’m still alive and haven’t accidentally hospitalised myself due to sheer stupidity.

This sounds like a joke but it’s not. Also: glad the staff are friendly in more than one store.

Just a text dump of some thoughts. In the card scene i also think Sangwoo was testing Bum’s trust and intelligence, too. He gives him the right cards and then indicates the wrong one at the most critical moment. It doesn’t even occur to Bum that he’s being set up for a long hard fall. You’d think someone in his position would be suspicious of anything Sangwoo tells him to pick or do, but Bum is pretty trusting:

He says that one’s ‘definitely’ the right card, that is… /not/ the joker. But of course he’s wrong lol. And then in this following scene, i actually think the laughter belongs to Glasses Guy? Bum does ask ‘why is he laughing?’ I could be wrong! But regardless you see Sangwoo looking exasperated, amused, and disappointed all at once as if to say how could you fall for that, how could you trust me. 

Sangwoo recognises that Bum’s level of trust in him can be so fucking dumb. It’s a different scenario, but it reminds me of the previous scene where he asks Bum why he didn’t run away when he had the chance: “are you stupid? you could have gotten out if you just crawled…or are you starting to like it here?” That’s what’s interesting about Sangwoo: he is messed up but he has 100% control over his state of mind. He is rational and intelligent - and that’s a part of why he has been so ‘successful’ with all his killings.

I definitely think that Sangwoo always intended for Bum to live in that whole card scene, but i think it’s the small moments that showcase Bum’s naivety and mindless trust in him that appeal to Sangwoo’s warped mine. He’s getting attached to him because of things like this lol. What i like is that Bum gives little morsels of trust that are pretty innocent and endearing, even though he holistically doesnt trust Sangwoo with his life yet. And it’s whenever Bum feels like he has received special attention from Sangwoo that he allows his mind get blurry with poor judgment, or rather, that he loses sight of himself. At first Bum was like ‘Is he helping me…?’ He seemed wary, but then after he pulled all the right cards he was so excited by the knowledge that Sangwoo was taking care of him that he totally overlooked the trap. He says himself he felt giddy and happy.

I think in some ways Sangwoo and Yoonbum mirror each other, but my thoughts on this aren’t fully developed yet so i’ll have to think about it some more lol. But I fully expect for Sangwoo to soon have a level of dependence on Bum too, or atleast a powerfully unstable emotional attachment. 

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Cal, Mare, Maven, Elara, Cameron, Evangeline, a smol and happy Kilorn, Farley, and Shade.

….Cal made them all wear flower crowns, and Cameron’s both confused and done with the fact she’s in between two ice queens….

(I think I’ve got them all culturally correct, please tell me if I didn’t)

Secrets.

Description: You’d kept your Dyslexia a secret from Spencer for a while now, you didn’t want the BAU’s resident genius to look down on you because of something so trivial; but like all the profilers were trained to do, he eventually found out.

A/N: Thanks to the anon who requested this! I don’t have Dyslexia so I spend a lot of time before writing this doing some research so it was at least somewhat accurate; I hope I did it justice!

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You’re allowed to still enjoy problematic things/people as long as you acknowledge it and don’t try to defend the problematic actions

you ever talk to someone super right wing and actually want to find a way to shower your brain to remove the memory of the conversation

Okay I’m gonna be a sambucky ho for a second and I apologise but

In aou it was pretty much implied that Sam had been out on his own trying to track Bucky down while Steve did avengers stuff right so imagine if Sam actually found Bucky but was all “the minute I tell Steven ‘dramatically overreact to every situation and make everyone’s lives hell’ Rogers where he is shit is gonna hit the fan so I’ll just keep an eye on his assassin pal and make sure he’s not murdering people” and would just sort of low key spy on him for a few days. Except obviously Bucky would notice he was being watched and when he eventually goes up to Sam like “bitch tf do u want” Sam panics and his first excuse is “I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE SO I’VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU”. 

Essentially I’m proposing an alternative fake boyfriends thing where instead of them faking being boyfriends Sam is faking having a crush but it backfires because Bucky’s like “nice do u wanna go on a fuckin date then instead of just watching me buy plums every day” and yeah this should be a fic does this fic already exist. 

I think the most awkward conversation I’ve ever had in my life is when I showed up at the local university to interview for an IT job, and the guy conducting the interview turned out to be a professor whose class I’d just taken the previous semester - and by “taken” I mean “showed up for syllabus day and the final exam, blown off every lecture in between, and still managed to score a 75″.

Inexplicably, he remembered and recognised me, and kept bringing it up during the interview. He actually seemed offended.

(I was, however, able to take some small solace in the fact that literally the only other person who applied had done exactly the same thing; I knew this because we’d usually ended up spending the lecture period playing versus mode on the creaky old Puzzle Bobble cabinet at the video arcade the computer science department had set up in an unused classroom on the first floor of the very building where we were supposed to be attending this guy’s class. Neither of us ended up getting the job - good times.)

Stalker: I’ve been following him all over the city every chance I’ve gotten for years, to the point where he and his bandmates recognise me on sight, waiting outside his hotel, talking to his drivers and security, asking him to sign multiple things for me and pose for multiple photos and then bragging about it online.
Stalker: I’m just trying to respect him and his privacy.

Instead of sending a funny meme to a friend from outside tumblr I almost accidently sent the link to the meme on my blog. Having a secret internet-life consisting of drooling over fictional characters and reblogging porn is tricky for sure.

How does Batman do that whole double-life thing? Does he ever accidently send a message to one of Bruce Wayne’s contacts about how tight that Batsuit has become?

I walked past a hot guy I play basketball with and I said “hi!” but he didn’t recognise me so he said “huh?” and I said “good, thanks”.