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Nuzlocke Challenge Entry #4; Gary Who?

I haven’t updated this much, due to the fact that I’ve mainly been training up my pokemon in preperation for Misty. There’ve been a few developments among my team, however.

First of all, I caught a Bellsprout:

Frederick, lvl 17
Gentle Nature
Ability: Chlorophyll

The bigger news, however, is that both Mike and my Spearow (which I forgot to name) have evolved. I now have a Raticate and Fearow!

Anyway, I took on Gary and pretty much One-hit-KO’d his pokemon. Im just training up Frederick now and then I’ll take on those trainers that hang around north of Nugget Bridge, before finally facing Misty. Bring it on.

Get it off! by jaekwon15

I completed Deadly Premonition the other day and it is now my favourite game ever, tied with Half-Life 2. The thing is, hardly anyone has heard of it. And this makes me very sad. So to impress upon people how strange a game it really is, here’s the protagonist, Special Agent Francis York Morgan (call him York, everybody does), being attacked.

Yeah. Some zombies bite or punch. These stick their hands down your throat and choke you. Eep.

Very good game. If you have an Xbox 360 or PS3, you have no excuse for not getting this.

You don’t even recognize me, do you writer? You think you’re god? You think you can just make up stuff? Play with peoples lives and kill them when you think it adds to the drama? You’re in this story now and I’ll make you suffer! You’re a joke. There wouldn’t be a single readable sentence in your books if it wasn’t for your editor. You’ll never publish another one of your shitty stories, ‘cause I’m gonna’ kill you…
—  The Taken Hitchhiker, my favourite quote from Alan Wake
Sega installs a games console in Urinals

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Sounds ludicrous doesn’t it? I’m not making it up though. Titled ‘Toylets’, these mini-games consoles are getting a try out in Tokyo. The selection of games that are built in require you to strategically control the strength of your urine stream to play. Because, y'know, maintaining a constant accurate stream is so last year.

The Urinal has a pressure sensor and LCD screen and, so far, it comes with four games:

'Mannekin Pis’ - Simply measures how hard you’re pissing.
'Graffiti Eraser’ - Tasks you with removing paint with a hose. Which would make community service a lot more interesting.
'The North Wind and Her’ - Where you play as the wind and the harder you piss the harder the wind blows. The object of the game? To blow a girl’s skirt up. It’s Japan.
'Milk From Nose’ - Rather self-explanatory. The harder you fire your golden stream, the harder milk sprays from the nose of your avatar. It’s multiplayer as well. If you spray hard enough, you can knock the previous user of the Urinal’s avatar out of the ring. Then you can be toilet, sorry, Toylet buddies. You can even save your high scores on a USB stick to show your friends. Before they demand you get a breathalyser test, presumably.

It isn’t all about games though. They’ll even show you adverts in between gaming sessions so you can learn about interesting new products while you pee.

Personally, I was hoping for a Sonic game, where the harder you pee the faster he runs. Sadly, no.