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Either someone close to me just died or someone cursed me.

A messenger of death just crawled towards me. I picked up my laptop and a brown recluse crawled out from under the couch. When I saw it, it startled me and I dropped my laptop square on it into the carpet. When I picked my laptop up, it slowly sprang from the carpet and crawled over to my Grimoire and stood on a curse sigil. I then promptly went and retrieved my wand and casted a cleansing spell. Shortly afterwards, it fled back under the couch. 

THEN shit got weirder. I looked around and the strap on my little tote bag, that I keep my enchanted pens in, which was sitting on top of it fell. Then the lights dimmed and the door closed a little. 

If it was a curse, I am very proud of the person who cast it. That is some higher level shit and it actually caught me off guard. 

My Overwatch Ship Children

Bored while waiting to head out, so I'mma make up some kids of my favourite Overwatch ships/heroes
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Ship babies

Genji x Mercy -
Ashe “Archangel” Shimada

. Miracle test tube baby
. Lots of trial and error
. Lost function of his arms and legs not long after being born
. Given cybernetic pieces once big enough to handle the surgery
. Zenyatta is the godfather and keeper of the title “honourary best babysitter ever”
. Very sweet kid, obedient at all times
. More partial to his mother’s Angel motif, so he styled himself that way as he grew
. Eventually succeeded in begging his mom to give him wings like hers
. Unleashed his dragon at 5
. Genji was ecstatic, Mercy was floored
. Met Hanzo before, really likes hanging out with his uncle

Junkrat x Mei -
Jeremy Chung Fawkes, Jie Jiao “J-J” Fawkes, Junior Wei Fawkes, Zhihuán Yi Fawkes (aka the Rat Pack)

. First three were triplets, fourth one came a couple years later
. The triplets were an accident. Jamison clearly didn’t understand Roadhog when he said use protection
. Truth be told, he had bombs in the room as that protection thing
. Mei was uncomfortable, but eh
. Zhihuán came along a couple years later on purpose
. Apparently, Jamie likes kids
. The triplets are called the Trouble Triad by anyone who meets them
. Cunning, shifty little buggers
. But they love their momma and papa a LOT
. They’ll show up with random gifts that they may or may not have swiped off of someone else
. Roadhog is the godfather and designated babysitter since he’s the only one that can handle them
. It was Jamie’s idea to give the first three names that start with J just to match his, but Mei insisted on naming the last one and giving the triplets Chinese middle names
. He didn’t mind, but he calls the youngest one Z-Z because it’s easier to say
. First language is English, but they are fluent in Mandarin Chinese
. Roadhog’s stomach is their favourite nap spot

McCree x Sombra -
Carolina Luna McCree

. Styles herself after her dad A LOT
. Even as a little ankle biter running around in big cowboy boots, a red scarf, and a cowboy hat
. Water gun fights were the best
. Knows how to hack, but not as proficient with it as her momma is
. Dances around the house listening to songs like Suavemente and Papito Chocolata
. Very pretty and built like she should be a model, but is really a huge nerd
. Favourite movie is The Magnificent Seven. The original one with Yul Brenner
. Constantly hugs her dad whenever she sees him
. Daddy’s little princess/cowgirl/nerd
. Has an alarm on her phone at 12pm that says “It’s High Noon” as the alarm tone just for giggles
. Prefers Takis over Doritos, but will eat them anyway

Torbjorn x his wife -
Otto Elias Lindholm

. He’s one of the existing 8 (since no canonical names were given, I came up with one)
. He’s the oldest boy, but not the oldest kid
. A tinkerer, loves to mess with his dad’s tools and spare parts
. Geeks out about robots, much to his father’s chagrin
. Retained his oral fixation long into his adult life. Always has a toothpick or or pencil hanging out of his mouth
. Appears lazy and aloof most of the time. But when it comes to building something, fixing something, or handling hot metal, he’s all in it
. Blacksmiths. Has his own workshop and every where he helps keep his friend’s tools and weapons in tip top shape
. Constantly challenges his dad on who can build a better turret. It’s what they do for fun
. Build armour plating for the cat once. Mom was not pleased
. Great friends with Ashe. Known him since he was still a tyke
. Voted most likely to date an omnic girl. Not really complaining because it’d probably be true
. Bastion is his favourite assistant

Tracer x Emily -
Thomas “Sparky” Oxton

. One word: Hyper
. Off the walls kind of hyper. Sugar rush like hyper
. He’s a happy go lucky kinda kid who needs to be kept on a short leash a lot to avoid him getting into trouble
. Winston is best uncle and godfather. But the poor guy has trouble handling such a hyper kid
. Has a high respect for Zenyatta and the Shambali, just like how his mom does
. Listens to Lúcio’s music a lot and, when he can, attends his concerts
. Kinda of a pervy guy, lets his eyes roam a bit too much
. Born using a donor, Emily is the one who gave birth
. Also a tinkerer like Otto, but more with existing machines than scrap metals

Widowmaker x Gerard -
Jean-Paul “Recluse” LaCroix

(I had this idea that, when she killed her husband, Amelie was pregnant. But Talon kept the kid and trained him to be a soldier once he was old enough)

. Like mother, like son
. Merciless, often playing with his targets before actually finishing the job
. Hates Sparky. Gets on his nerves with how peppy and unrefined he is
. Codenamed after the brown recluse spider
. Assassin style of fighting. Prefers to sneak up on you rather than go head to head, but will do so if he has to
. If you’re on the hit list, you’re as good as dead
. Doesn’t have his personality suppressed. He’s just mean
. Has issues with authority, sometimes not listening to the higher ups unless he feels like it or he goes on missions he wasn’t assigned to
. Isn’t actually allowed to interact with his mother, but knows that’s who she is. It’s blatantly obvious
. He has a biiig issue with teasing Reaper. It’s kinda putting him on the “To Kill” list
. Has an interesting way of dealing with his targets. He gives the females quick and painless deaths, while he takes his time with the males. A cut here, a cut there. Maybe a knife in your shoulder. Lets them try to run, and then finished up the job
. He enrolled himself in highschool just to have something to do when he didn’t have work. Straight A student
. Likes to dance. Actually found the old videos of his mother’s ballets and watches them in his quarters


Lúcio and D.va -
Tito and Yuna Correia dos Santos

. Yuna is older than Tito by a 1 year and 9 months
. Like their parents, they love music and games
. Often seen on the set of their dad’s concerts and the loudest ones cheering at their mom’s gaming tournaments
. Modded out their own gaming PC
. Yuna is an excellent singer, inspired by many international artists from the past
. Tito loves making the beats with his dad, even coming up with special ringtones for everybody
. Yuna and Tito stick together like glue. Pretty much inseparable
. They like Reinhardt’s old music as well techno and dubstep
. Learned to speak several languages during their tours of different countries for concerts
. Always wearing promotional gear for their parents because why not (d.va sweaters, lúcio headphones, phone cases)
. It’s hard being celebrities, but they always find time for family. Even when they’re tired
. Dva taught them how to play videogames early on and they’ve been hooked ever since
. Even made their own little game for themselves
. Orisa is best “momnic”. Efi is best big sis


Non ship babies

Zenyatta -
Kenyatta “Kenya” (yeah, I know. Real original. It’s my mother’s middle name, so get over it…)

. Zenny built her from scratch
. You know how humans start out as babies and then grow up to be adults? Well he translated that into robotics and built her as a baby first. Then, upgraded her into a child. Then, into a teen
. If you’ve ever seen Robots, then you know what it was like
. Her friends call her Kenya or Kenny. She doesn’t mind
. Very sweet and generous, often too sweet for her own good
. Calls Ashe cousin, and vice versa
. The Fawkes kids like her because she gives them snacks everytime she sees them. Junkrat still isn’t a fan
. She’s a therapist, often giving very good advice and helping wherever she can. The Iris embraces you~
. Floats somewhat like Zen does, but she’s still standing upright. Her feet just don’t touch the ground and give off waves of light when she takes a step forward. It looks like Lúcio’s aoe circle
. With some help from Mercy and Winston, she was given the ability to feel physical contact, though it’s a little muted. She can’t feel everything, but she can feel you touch her and can feel being cut or stabbed
. Sparky drools over her and it makes her uncomfortable, often pushing him away slowly with a confused look on her face
. Her face functions a lot like how Snowball’s does but with a twist. Her eyes change colour depending on how she’s feeling emotionally. Like mood rings
. Purple for confusion, red for angry, yellow for docile, blue for sad, pink for love, green for error/repairs need to be made. Kinda like how people turn green when sick

Roadhog/Mako Rutledge -
Warren “Peace” and Te Ao “Chief” Rutledge

. Te Ao is Junkrat’s age, while Warren is D.va’s age
. Backstory time: After the ALF attacked the omniuim and the radiation began to flood out, Mako made sure his kids made it out of there mostly unscathed. Since Mako didn’t come back for them after a couple of years, they hospital that held them thought it best to put them up for adoption. Te Ao, the older sister, wasn’t having that. So she took Warren and ran off to go find him. Took several years, only finding out where he might be after seeing him pop up on TV, eventually hunting him down at Overwatch HQ and telling him who they were
. Te Ao is the strong leader of the duo, but Warren is nothing to scoff at either
. They also have a liking for pigs the way Roadhog does
. Warren doesn’t really like his dad, but gets over it because of Te Ao
. The two get along okay with the omnics around there, but are wary of them because of what they saw on TV about them
. Te Ao finds Junkrat annoying, often hitting him upside his head if Roadhog hadn’t done it already
. Since they didn’t really have a childhood with their dad, they don’t really know how to interact and comes to blows at times over things
. They get over it, though. Usually over food
. No bacon, though. Te Ao doesn’t eat pig, neither does Mako
. Warren doesn’t care what he eats as long as he’s not starving


Shimada Hanzo -
Shimada Tsubaki

. Testy
. She’s a perfectionist, getting irritated when things don’t go the way they should
. For certain things, she has a level of patience. But don’t pass her boundaries. She will cut you
. Has a soft spot for cute things. Has a pachimari keychain attached to each one of her weapons of choice
. Doesn’t just use the bow like her dad. Uses wakizashi and kunai as well
. Released her dragon at 7, somewhat jealous that Ashe had his before her
. Doesn’t hate Ashe or Genji, though. Likes them a lot more than she’ll admit
. When she smiles, it’s always genuine. Otherwise, she doesn’t smile much
. So intent on being the best that she hardly notices when Hanzo praises her for doing very well. Since she’s a perfectionist, she always notices her slip ups
. Hanzo didn’t really want her to become a ninja. He only wanted her to learn how to defend herself, but she pushed herself harder
. Hanzo is supportive of her, but scolds her when she refuses to eat or socialize with friends in favour of training
. If there’s anything he doesn’t want, is for her to miss out on the life she could have


Symmetra/Satya Vaswani -
Lakhi Vaswani

. They tried to put her on the cover of Vogue, but her legs were toooooo long~
. Fashionista. Always has a roll of measuring tape in her pocket and a tablet pad to draw out her ideas
. If she doesn’t like your outfit, she won’t be mean about it. She’ll just be like “Oh! I can make you something better~”
. Peppy, very nice girl
. Kinda sassy at times, though
. Loves to sing and dance
. Oddly enough, she is good friends with Tito and Yuna, Lúcio’s kids. Symmetra isn’t really cool with that, but Lúcio doesn’t mind
. Loves to come up with ideas for Lúcio’s concert outfits, same with Yuna and Tito when they want to join in
. Has a crush on Tito, but isn’t actively demonstrating
. Even though her mom works for Vishkar, she doesn’t. Not her style
. Started a fashion line at 14 years old
. Likes internet memes and says “Here comes dat boi” whenever she sees Lúcio, prompting Tito and Yuna to respond with “Waddup!”


Winston -
Kirby

. One of the only babies to be born from the gorillas on the moon
. It wasn’t good place for him to be, so Winston adopted him and took him to Earth
. Also wears glasses. Big round glasses
. He was a cute and loveable little fuzz ball as a baby, but sort of grew out of it as he got older
. He’s a bit more like a teenager, but the strong yet nerdy kind
. Doesn’t like being called a nerd. Prefers being called intellectually strong
. Addicted to PB, just like his dad
. Has his own version of Athena, named her Friday. All his friends have a pocket version of her attached to their devices
. Best friend and leash for Sparky. Every extrovert needs a cuddly introvert to balance them out
. Kirby isn’t as socially awkward as Winston is. He’s more or less just uninterested in socializing unless it’s important. He still has friends, though, and they like him
. Appears aloof most of the time. Half lidded, uninterested in things other than technology and working on important things
. Doesn’t like being called Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong. Makes him visibly cringe at you and slide his glasses back up his nose
. Don’t try to bs him. He can see through bs like a window
. Not against calling people idiots

Zarya/Aleksandra Zaryanova -
Sacha “Supernova” Zaryanova

. Supernova is just his nickname. He hasn’t come up with a hero name yet
. Big and tall. Very tall
. Smiles a lot. Nice big hearty smiles for everybody
. Cinnamon roll. You can’t really stay mad at him for long because, well, he’s never really mad at anyone or anything
. Momma’s boy. Loves his mom more than anything in the world! Best momma ever!
. Huge appetite, but is willing to eat less of there’s a limited amount of food and his friends still need to eat
. Looks up to Reinhardt as a hero. Wants to be big and strong like him someday
. As sweet as he is, he doesn’t take well to people insulting his friends or his momma. He won’t necessarily get mad, but he will scare the hell outta you by giving you a nice threat with a genuine smile on his face
. “You should be careful how you talk to friends, da? I wouldn’t want to have to break your face! Hahaha!” 😁
. Loves hugs. Will hug you when happy. Like big fuzzy Siberian bear
. Likes Tsubaki, but doesn’t tell her that and treats her the same way he does everyone else, so it doesn’t really show
. Has a huge teddy bear at home. His name is Vladimir


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Gonna add Reaper and Pharah later if I feel like it…

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Dom f u c c - s p e c
1991 Nissan 300ZX Z32 Slicktop
Suspension:
Custom built/tuned Stance SS S13/14
Swift springs 16/12k
Front:
HeatMaker FLCA 25mm extended/notched
HeatMaker Hotside S14 knuckle
HeatMaker modified crossmember
Powertrix tension rods
Stillen Sway bar
Energy Suspension sway bar and steering rack bushings
OEM Nissan S14 inner/outer tie rods
GoldStar Garage custom Mcpherson steering conversion
Rear:
PBM V2 S13 drop knuckles
Powertrix RUCA
Powertrix toe rod
PBM solid subframe bushings
Energy Suspension Poly differential bushings.
HeatMaker modified Z32 subframe (diff raised 25mm)
Stillen sway bar with Energy Suspension Poly bushings.
Engine:
Standard VG30 Naturally Aspirated
JWT intake
JWT ECU tuned via blatz courtesy of Z Car Garage
206whp (lol)
CSF aluminum radiator
Earl’s powersteering cooler
Custom exhaust with a muffled 2in>2out X pipe and dual 4 inch blast pipes
Drivetrain:
Unknown flywheel/clutch that the car came with 7 years ago. Definitely not stock.
Unknown short shifter (gift from japan/TD Garage)
Custom 1 piece driveshaft
Welded R200 4.08 VLSD
Brakes:
The ones that all the 240 guys want.
OE rotors with Hawk HPS pads.
OE ebrake shoes.
Exterior:
Kouki front bumper
Kouki corner lights
Switchback LED turn signals/daytime lights
TwinZ Type II Kouki lip
‘90 Nose Panel
Powertrix foglight bumper vents
Ebay underbody strobe lights
Ebay headlight/taillights strobe lights
Bomex Z32 Aero Mirrors
Supermade S13 side skirts modified for Z32
JZA70 Spec-B rear add ons
TwinZ rear diffuser
326Power Manriki rear wing modified
SSR Agle Strusse 18x9.5J +17 square set up (front is -13 offset with spacer)
Paint:
Championship Red with HOK red and purple flake
Metallic purple accented aero
Candy Apple Red over ground down hood and roof panel
Interior:
Thrash Racing bucket seat
Key!s Racing Fossa Magna steering wheel
Kenwood audio deck
LED floor/under seat lights
Autopower full interior cage modified by Brown Recluse Garage
SerialNine shift knob

The shield

Originally posted by dailymarvel

Fandom: Marvel
Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x (sister)reader, slight Steve Rogers x reader
Genres: angst, platonic fluff, overprotective big sis Natasha
Words: 1.285
Summary: based on an imagine: “Imagine Natasha coming to rescue you after you are taken by HYDRA” - requested by Anonymous

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So there’s this like 50 year old guy that comes into my work and he is always, without fail, in a horrible mood.

If you ask him how he is you’re always going to hear back,“Bad” or something else negative

My job specifically requires me to ask customers how they’re doing and I remember asking him once only to hear back,“I got bit by a brown recluse spider. I almost lost my foot.”

What the hell am I supposed to say to that?

But anyways he comes through the line the other day to get tacos. He only gets 3 things on his tacos and we have specific potion sizes so they’re not huge (but we do give extra for free if we’re asked)

The entire time he’s going down the line I see him shaking his head and rolling his eyes at the line person but I ignore it because if you’re not going to vocalize your discontent like an adult I don’t see it as my business

So when he gets up to me he says,“Those are some pretty skimpy tacos” in this pissed off tone. What the fuck am I supposed to do about that??

So I say, “Well we could get you more, or put sour cream and hot on the side for you?”

This would literally solve his entire complaint but he ignores me. When I finish ringing him out I ask again,“Did you want the sides?” And he says,“No I’m out of here.” And storms out in a huff

If you don’t want a solution to your problem then why the fuck are you talking at all? What, should I berate my line person about your portions so you can feel good? Should I order for you??

I enjoy endulging in the occasional bad mood but why are you literally TRYING to maintain that.

Is your life such a failure that all you can do is be rude to kids who are just doing their jobs?

That guy could have the worst life on this planet for all I know. I don’t care. If you’re going to come into a business multiple times a week you can act like a normal civilized person instead of some huffy farm animal

I killed a spider
Not a murderous brown recluse
Nor even a black widow
And if the truth were told this
Was only a small
Sort of papery spider
Who should have run
When I picked up the book
But she didn’t
And she scared me
And I smashed her

I don’t think
I’m allowed

To kill something

Because I am

Frightened

—  Nikki Giovanni, Allowables
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Max Machine Markup
1989 240sx
Suspension
BC racing coils
Custom valving
Swift springs 16/14k
Front:
Heat maker hotside knuckle
Heat maker hotside 40mm extended FLCA
Heat maker powerbrace
Ikeya Formula iner tierod
Tien outer tierod
Pbm tension rods
Pbm rack bushings
Moog ball joints
Energy suspension flca bushings
Rear:
Pbm RUCA
Pbm drop knuckles
Spl toe rods
Energy suspension subframe bushings
GK tech subframe reinforcement
Engine:
Redtop sr20det
Apexi power fc d-jetro
Wiring specialties pro harness
Yellow top subaru 550cc injectors
s15 spec-r t28
Tomei head gasket
Tomei expreme exhaust mani
Tomei oil cap
Tomei spark plug cover
Aem boost controller
Aem wideband
Aem air filter
Arp head studs
Arp main studs
Arp flywheel bolts
Acl bearings
Aeromotive stealth 340 fuel pump
Moroso oil pan
Chase bays ps kit
GK tech catch can
GK tech fan
CX fmic
Greddy pulleys
Koyorad radiator
Custom downpipe with flex
Dual exhaust with vibrant race muffler
Drivetrain:
DSS one piece drive shaft
Xtd stock replacement clutch
Xtd light weight flywheel
Welded diff with Villains plates
Villains z33 conversion stub shafts
Z33 axles
4.3 final drive
Brakes:
Pbm front bbk
Pbm front z32 calipers
Braded ss brakelines
Z32 1 1/16" bmc
Acadia rear rotors + custom brackets
Ebc green rear pads
Exterior:
Hot road front bumper
Home made splitter
Car modify wonder skirts
Car modify wonder rear bumper
Ls460 exhaust tips
Gt-1 break ito spoiler
Dmax roof spoiler
Shaved and painted oem tail lights
Dmax hood
Dmax front position lights
Ebay rain visors
Aeromarker mirrors
Gramlights 17x9 +12, 18x9.5 +22
Arp extended studs
Muteki sr48 lug nuts
Slip-on spacers out the ass
Interior:
Bride zeta iii
Buddy club rails
Bride brix ii
Bride rails
Noname hub
Nrg short quick release
Jdm woodgrain 330mm wheel
Og nissan horn button
Tomei shift knob
Aem gauges
Pbm drift button
Brown recluse garage 4pt with door bars
Slamburglars plaque
Hella dog hair

Skitter: We had two bags of black widows, seventy five pellets of mosquitoes, five sheets of high strength spider silk, a salt shaker half full of bees, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored ants, flies, roaches, wasps… and also a quart of mace, a case of crabs, a pint of Newter’s hallucinogens and two dozen brown recluses. 

Skitter: Not that we needed all that for the fight, but once you get locked into a serious bug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.              

Shy? No Way

When James Buchanan Barnes joined the avengers everyone was wary of him. And they had the right to be right? He was a monster because of all the horrible things he did in his lifetime. The only person he talks to occasionally is his long time best friend Steve Rodgers. Tony stark was hosting a party at avengers tower so all the avengers were required to attend. This includes James. When he arrived at the floor the party was being held at, he looked around for his friend Steve. He found him at the bar talking to a girl with black and blue rainbow underplaying hair color. He walked over to them and ordered a whiskey even though he knew the dammed thing would do anything to him.
“Bucky! There you are! This is Y/N. Y/N this is my friend Bucky Barnes. Bucky Y/N is an avenger. She’s the brown recluse.”
The girl waved at Bucky and smiled to which shockingly he returned. She looked back to the crowd scanning the place.
“Buck just so you don’t get offended or anything Y/N can’t talk. So if she doesn’t respond to you that’s why.”
Y/N turned her head back so quick Bucky thought it would snap. She looked at Steve and then punched his shoulder. He winced in pain and she smiled. She then pointed to where Natasha and Clint were and Steve nodded his head. She looked back at Barnes and waved a goodbye and went over to Natasha. Bucky took her place at the bar and watched her.
“So why doesn’t she talk?”
“She grew up in the red room and when she had the graduation ceremony she was sent off to hydra. There they tried to literally give her the abilities of a brown recluse. When she left, she joined S.H.I.E.L.D which in turn joined the avengers. Don’t let her fool you though, on the field she is a total badass. She could take you down hell she could probably do it now”
“Language Rodgers. So how does it work in the field? She can’t talk so communication is out of the picture.”
“We have a sort of clicking system. We keep it to the necessities like yes and no, hostage situation, avenger hostage situation and civilian avenger hostage situation. It’s worked so far.”
“Mhm.”
{here’s a little background on the brown recluse: she grew up in the red room and was the top of her class. When she had the graduation ceremony she was sent off to hydra. There they focused on her agility and strength. Then they held a series of tests that focused on giving her the ability of echolocation and to see in the dark. They succeed which earned her the name the brown recluse. She became the most feared assassin with over two dozen confirmed kills and a dozen assassinations. She left hydra to join S.H.I.E.L.D which in turn was the avengers. She stopped talking due to all the horrible things she saw and did. The avengers see her as their little sister and take it amongst them selves to protect her. They have a system where she points to where she wants to go so they know where she is. She stays with mainly Natasha or Steve and when she’s not with them she’s with one of the other avengers. Ok enough background info let’s get back to the story! 😝}
~~~~~Readers view~~~~~
After Steve introduced me to Bucky I left them to go over to Natasha and Clint. She gave me a hug and handed me a champagne glass and then pushed me to sit on the couch. Not that I minded though. I love my little messed up family of the avengers and I know they just care about me. I don’t know why stark is having a party since we haven had a mission in two weeks. But he has the money so he can do what he wants. I thought Barnes was the last guest to arrive but he wasn’t. I watched the doors and nick came in with Maria behind him. I tapped Natasha’s forearm and she turned to look at me. I pointed to where nick was and she nodded. I walked over to nick and Maria who came and gave me a hug. Nick smiled at me and nodded and I waved back.
“How are you doing Y/N? Have you met Barnes yet?”
I turned around and pointed at the bar where Steve and Barnes were. She took my hand and dragged me to the bar. Nick followed us shaking his head with a smile. When we got the the bar Maria orders us a shot and a tequila mixed with vodka. We drunk our shot and then Maria grabbed my hand as soon as our tequila and vodka came. She dragged me to the dance floor and nick stayed with Steve and Barnes. When we got to the dance floor I shook my head no when she finally let my hand go.
“Come on Y/N/N let loose have some fun. Besides I think a certain super soldier has the hots for you.”
She turned me around and pointed to where Barnes was. I turned back around and shrugged. She handed my her drink and told me to drink it since I had already finished mine. Begrudgingly I drunk her drink as well. I put the glasses on a waiters plate when they came by. I felt someone’s eyes on me which I didn’t appreciate. Being an assassin made me wary of others especially if they were watching me. Maria grabbed my hand again and made my dance. I shook my head but I was smiling. Everyone stopped dancing and the music was turned down when tony got up on a stage he had put in the room. Everyone turned towards him when the lights focused on him. Ever the ego maniac.
“Hello ladies and gentlemen I would like to thank you all for coming here tonight. Now the main talk of the night has been why is tony stark holding a party for no reason. Well I’m here to tell you why. The avengers have been mission free for two weeks thanks to the hard work of the avengers and of a special someone. She took the liberties to take on extra missions and let the rest of us old folks take a break. She has proven time and time again that she deserves the title hero. Ladies and gentlemen the broom recluse Y/N Y/L/N!“
The lights moved onto me and I looked at tony and made a your dead notation at my throat.
“Your kidding right sweetheart?”
I shook my head no and crossed my arms in front of my chest and tapped my foot.
“Come on sweetheart don’t be shy.”
I shook my head no and stood my ground. Someone hollered put hurry up already so I turned towards where the persons voice came from and flipped them off. Everyone started to laugh and I shook my head. I didn’t see Natasha come up in front of me nor did I see Maria push me. Maria pushed me and Natasha grabbed my arm. I gave Natasha my best bitch face as she dragged me up towards the stage. Tony held his hand out for me and Natasha snatched my hand and made me grabbed Tony’s. He helped me onto the stage and put his hand on the small of my back.
“Y/N on behalf of the team and the world, thank you.”
I shrugged my shoulders and smiled. Thor walked up behind me and placed an actual princess crown on my head. I smiled and turned around to give thor a hug which he gladly accepted.
“Alright people lets get back to the party!”

So I just found a brown recluse in my bathtub which may not seem too noteworthy except

I live in central Michigan

They are not supposed to be in Michigan

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@corbonzo

Corbin Poop-pants Partlist
1989 Cressida
Suspension:
BC Racing 14/10k
Front:
Xcessive flca/tension rod
Xcessive rca
Xcessive rack bushings
Rear:
Xcessive arms
Xcessive subframe reinforcement
Engine:
2jzge
CX gt35 .68
CX exhaust manifold
CX fmic
Tial 44mm waste gate
Noname intake manifold
Bosch 1010cc injectors
Aem ems v2
Aem boost controller
Aem iat
Aem map
Panic wire harness
Coil on plug conversion
Xcessive motor mounts
Xcessive skid plate
Arp head studs
2jzgte head gasket
Mishimoto radiator
Cfr efans
Walbro fuel pump
Drivetrain:
W58
Xcessive one piece driveshaft
Xcessive diff bushings
Xcessive clutch pedal
Oem clutch master cyl
Welded diff
Competition clutch flywheel
Action clutch stage 3
Cube short shifter
Exterior:
Serial 9 type 1
Amg vents in front bumper
Ganador mirrors
Flowmaster dual tip
Super advan sa3r 18x9.5 +22
Interior:
Aem gauges
Bride zeta ii
xcessive seat bracket
Key!s steering wheel
Key!s shift knob
Brown recluse garage full-capacity 4pt with door bars

@lulanight

UM LIKE! OKAY BUT! WHERE I LIVE WE HAVE BROWN RECLUSE! AND YOU NEED MEDICINE IF ONE OF THOSE DAMN THINGS BITES YAH! SO CAN YA’LL GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SPIDERS ARE HARMLESS STUFF! I AIN’T BUYIN’ IT! 

~Sincerely, Mod “I hate spiders with the burning passion of a thousand suns” Sella

i realize achievement hunter/avengers crossovers have been done a dozen times over, but hear me out:

ray, who dubs himself the brown recluse and dresses in cargo shorts and vans and smiles at everyone and uses people calling him nice and unassuming and too weak to hurt a fly (to which he agrees to verbally and heartily) as an opportunity to find out what he needs before he slams them on their asses.

michael, who’s been on earth long enough that he knows how to fit in more or less (he learned very quickly that a giant fucking hammer draws looks. who knew?), and eventually learned how to keep the whole god thing on the down low when he needs to. he does a startling good job passing as human. he has a nine to five (at least until the whole avengers thing comes around), and tattoos from very human video games that he explains away with a shrug and “rebellion”, which is a bit of an understatement. 

rich, asshole, flirts with the cameras and never corrects the tabloids, genius gavin as iron man, who goes michael michael michael when he makes a breakthrough on something he’s excited about, and talks michael’s ear off for twenty minutes about how bloody cool this is going to be, and michael may not be clear on the specifics, but he does know that it’s pretty fucking impressive for something made on earth. 

jack, who started out as a skinny kid in the 40’s who believed fervently in people, in the government, in the world, and doesn’t rest until he can fight for his country and for what’s right. that diehard belief leads to him becoming america’s broad shouldered, bearded, golden boy. he loses a lot of years while he’s under the ice, but doesn’t lose an ounce of his willingness to help a total stranger, or his belief that everyone has some good in them that they want to act on, or his proclivity for dogs. he adopted three the week after he got up and around.

geoff, who is too fucking old to be shooting arrows at aliens, do you know how ridiculous that sounds, do you know how ridiculous that is. he’s a responsible fucking adult who pays bills (most of the time. perks to knowing the god of lightning? him doing you a solid when you forget to pay for electricity), and yet yesterday he watched gavin get in a pissing contest with michael over if his gauntlets or michael’s lightning were more powerful, which ended with michael blasting the shit out of the ground gavin stood on while gavin screeched and michael tried not to laugh too hard. 

ryan, who keeps to himself partly because he’s introverted, partly because he’s terrified of the other part of him that’s fueled by rage, but that doesn’t stop him from cracking a smile when jack makes a joke that causes geoff to double over and howl with laughter. (when gavin meets him, he goes “oh. you do the whole roar thing. you know. all the growth spurts and growling. pretty top. how mad d’you have to be?” ‘fairly.’ then gavin nods and goes, good, yanks the dopey baseball cap off his head, yelps, and fucking runs)

Elijah & Christine sentence starters

195 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, sexual themes, violence

  • “I’ll fucking kill you, you hear me?! I’ll fucking kill you!”
  • “I just woke up and realized that I got fucking bit by a brown fucking recluse spider, which is my literal biggest fear.”
  • “I actually feel like I’m on the set of Glee right now.”
  • “You’re gonna get bullied. Or do the bullying, I don’t know…”
  • “Someone’s gonna jerk off to this.”
  • “No, we have to go. No. Come on.”
  • “I don’t have a tongue.”
  • “Yeah, I’m pretty gay.”
  • “What if someone’s window was down at a stop sign and I screamed at the top of my lungs "Help! Help me, they’re trying to kill me!”? What would they do? How would they react?“
  • "I got my test results back! I’m gay!”
  • “I peed my pants at the movie theater when we saw the last Lord of the Rings movie because I drank an extra large Mr. Pibb, and it was like a four hour movie, and I didn’t wanna miss it so I just peed my pants and I was literally, like… I was like ten years old.”
  • “This should not be on the internet.”
  • “That is a furry butt plug.”
  • “Do you know where vaginas are?”
  • “Just eat the lube.”
  • “We’re not making a fucking sex tape.”
  • “He just called me ugly.”
  • “You are gonna have the cock of a life time.”
  • “I went to the bathroom because I had to poop, but I was pooping so hard I started sweating and I had to get my makeup redone.”
  • “I broke it.”
  • “What is that on your shirt?”
  • “I feel like Hannah Montana in the beginning of the Hannah Montana Movie where she has to drive the golf cart into the backstage of the stadium to get to hair and makeup on time.”
  • “Finger me with those!”
  • “_____! Wake the fuck up, you’re at a party!”
  • “Honey, I’m going to fucking Willy Wonka’s goddamn chocolate factory!”
  • “See, bitch? What the fuck I tell you? Willy goddamn Wonka.”
  • “Tell me why it’s five o'clock in the morning and you have a fucking tomato on your bed.”
  • “Why do you have hot dogs in your fucking backpack?”
  • “Look at that little mannequin. Why is he standing like that?”
  • “I got this pretty sick disappearing act. You wanna see it?”

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