recipe: ne

My observations of Ne Vs Ni humour

Ne-Si: Inside jokes, stupid freaking puns, quick quips, comedic timing is precious, either exaggerated self depreciation or boasting is also common, ranting, in a sense embodies Ne- wacky and fun

Ni- Se: Parody, jokes that don’t seem like jokes, obviously incorrect statements, jokes at the wrong time because it seemed okay when you were planning it, may rely on the underlying meaning of a joke- this is partly why people don’t typically find Ni users to be funny. 

Functions when they are right and when they are wrong
  • Ni when it's right: a prophecy
  • Ni when it's wrong: jumping to conclusions
  • Te when it's right: spot on organising
  • Te when it's wrong: paranoic tendencies
  • Ne when it's right: optimistic, prepared for everything, imaginative
  • Ne when it's wrong: grave overestimating of a situation's possible outcomes
  • Ti when it's right: perfect logical and realistic reasoning
  • Ti when it's wrong: completely biased opinion based on stereotypes
  • Se when it's right: adventurous, fun, instinctive
  • Se when it's wrong: recklessly dangerous, thoughtless, impulsive
  • Fi when it's right: empathic, deep
  • Fi when it's wrong: selfish, stubborn
  • Si when it's right: perfect memory
  • Si when it's wrong: the good ol' days
  • Fe when it's right: understanding, compassionate,
  • Fe when it's wrong: manipulative, superficial
What kind of lame person your functions make you

Auxiliary Ne/Tertiary Si: Nerdy

Auxiliary Se/Tertiary Ni: Superficial

Auxiliary Si/Tertiary Ne: Mundane

Auxiliary Ni/Tertiary Se: Overconfident

Auxiliary Ti/Tertiary Fe: Shallow

Auxiliary Fi/Tertiary Te: Overemotional

Auxiliary Fe/Tertiary Ti: Doormat

Auxiliary Te/Tertiary Fi: Workaholic

Dominant Ne/Inferior Si: Adolescent

Dominant Se/Inferior Ni: Dysfunctional “member of society”

Dominant Si/Inferior Ne: Wallflower

Dominant Ni/Inferior Se: Hermit

Dominant Ti/Inferior Fe: Dick

Dominant Fi/Inferior Te: Armchair activist

Dominant Fe/Inferior Ti: Drama queen

Dominant Te/Inferior Fi: Slave to society

Ne, nije me briga za njega,
samo,
sasvim slučajno znam da nema
omiljenu boju i da mu crna boja
odlično stoji.
Isto tako sasvim slučajno znam da
voli jagode i trešnje baš kao i ja
i da,
nije bio mažen dok je bio dete.
Ne, nije on sličan meni,
samo,
nekako sasvim slučajno znam da
u isto vreme spavamo i da
uvek više soli hranu od ostalih kao i ja.
Ne, nije on ni važan meni,
iako mi još uvek posle toliko
vremena imam isti osećaj u stomaku
kad me svaki put poljubi..
What the functions ACTUALLY stand for

Ne - eternal nooting

Fi = immovable fluff

Fe = exploitative flamingos

Ti = indecisive tap-dancing 

Te = excessive tofu 

Ni = impeccable napping

Se = erotic shoelace 

Si = impending sadness