Paladin Cocktails #1

I expect to do a few variations on this sort of post as alternate ideas are presented or folk recommend modifications to the recipes. These are all alcoholic and therefore not intended for fans under 21. There is one in the works for some of our alien characters as well.

These are strong drinks because that’s how mod likes her drinks. Please feel welcome to tag @vldquizsnacks​ or submit pics to us if you make these and take pictures!

Detailed cocktail recipes under the cut!

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DIY Apple Rose Pastries

Yields 12 pastries

The things you’ll need

  • 3 Honeycrisp apples
  • 1 package Puff Pastry, thawed
  • Lemon
  • ½ cup butter, softened
  • ¼ cup honey
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ½ teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • Medium bowl of water
  • Cutting board & knife
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Small mixing bowl
  • Rolling pin
  • Bench flour
  • Small mixing bowl
  • Spoon
  • Dry brush
  • Cupcake tray
  • Pan spray
  • Strainer

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 375ºF.
  2. Combine butter, honey, vanilla, salt, and cinnamon in a small mixing bowl. Mix until smooth.
  3. Squeeze half a lemon into the water. Cut apples in half lengthwise and remove the core. Slice each half into thin slivers and then soak them in the lemon water.
  4. Microwave the soaking apples ntil soft, about 4 to 5 minutes. Drain the apples and then pat them dry.
  5. Roll out each sheet of puff pastry to abot 12 by 12 inches. Cut out six 2-inch by 12-inch strips and then brush off excess flour.
  6. Spread a thin layer of honey butter onto one side of each pastry strip. Arrange the apples lengthwise slightly overlapping as you go, skin towards the top.
  7. Fold the pastry up over the apple slices. Start at one end and roll the pastry into a swirl.
  8. Repeat steps 5 through 7 with the other sheet of puff pastry.
  9. Place each pastry into a greased cupcake tray and bake for about 35 to 40 minutes, until golden brown
  10. TaDa! A dozen dainty Apple Rose Pastries to break the spell of sweet cravings!
Three bad recipes generated by neural network

I’m training a neural network to generate recipes based on a database of about 30,000 examples, and although the network has managed to produce identifiable recipes, and even sometimes sort sweet from savory, it hasn’t actually managed to produce any good ones. Only a very few of them are technically doable. Three typical examples:

Citran Barbecued Mube
game, ethnic      

1 pkg cornstarch
34 oz ginger
1  white sage
2 large red potatoes, peeled
1  magazine bread; chunks
1 cup shredded corn peas
4 cup liquid ice cream

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Remove the casserole from the refrigerator and heat soup for 20 min. Serve with nuts, chopped caczooled and serve with the rice and oatmeal.
From: Fial Hosselr                        Date: 24 Jul 96

Grilled Snailsed Butter
crockpot, vegetables, crockpot, rubbing holiday, meats

2 lb shrimp; cut in ½ cubes
6  cloves, minced
2 teaspoon apple juice
¼ cup mushrooms
1 lb tomatoes, nuts.  
1  Strawberries
2 each pinto beans; sliced
1  plum tomatoes, (no carri-fater)
1 pkg unknown yogurt fillets, thawed

Pour noodles and cauliflower through a wider measure just on high speed until stiff. Flavor radicchio mixture with the wine and continue simmering until mixture is desired doneness. Reserve side of bowl mixture. Chill until circle is reamy inricating. Serve on ranged removable pieces.

Smushed.I’s Bried, Heritame Sprigs
cakes, pies, pastries, extract

2  eggs
4 tablespoon water
1 cup dried butters and firmly beaten
20  eggs
4 oz fresh chopped nuts (approximately 10 minutes)
2 tablespoon grated zucchini
20 oz almonds, rough
1 cup seasoned baking powder

Sift milk in crockpot. Turn dough.

Add egg powdered sugar and whipped toppings. Serve immediately.

Posted by Adwing A

Happy Easter to those who celebrate :) Nothing like a loaf of banana bread on Easter Sunday :) Super moist and delicious-I used ½ cup oat flour, 1 ½ cups wholemeal flour, 1 tsp baking soda, 3 large ripe bananas, 1/3 cup unrefined cane sugar, 3 tbsp brown rice malt syrup, 3 tbsp apple sauce, 1 tsp allspice, 1/3 cup olivani (or any vegan butter), ¼ cup almond milk, dash of vanilla essence and a few handfuls of frozen berries and dark chocolate (I used lindt 90% which is free from dairy milk) see us vegans don’t just eat grass :)

✨instagram✨: @veganzoejessica

Honey nut treat

This dainty treat can be found in parlours, Jarl’s courts and pantries throughout Skyrim and are popular to serve at gatherings. Packing both sticky chewiness and a delicious crunch, they are a great snack on the go and will be a hit at your next feast. A great complement to mead!

You will need:
¼ cup pecans, chopped
¼ cup walnuts, chopped
¼ cup almonds, chopped
3 tbsp rolled oats
2 cups brown sugar
½ cup water
½ cup butter, melted
1 cup honey
1 tsp salt
2 tsp cinnamon
2 tsp nutmeg

In a pot, combine the sugar, honey, water, salt, and butter. Cook on medium-high heat until boiling, stirring continually to avoid burning. After about 10 minutes, the mixture should have thickened into a heavy syrup consistency.

In a mixing bowl, combine your nuts, oats, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Pour the caramel in and stir well with a large spoon. While the mixture is still warm, shape into medium-sized balls and attach them together with a skewer, 3 balls per skewer

Place your skewers on a tray lined with baking paper, and refrigerate for 30 minutes before serving.


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