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Phil’s Livestream // 7.5.15

He’s wearing his black signs shirt

“I almost said hold onto your hats, it’s going to be a tornado of fun.”

“I’m not really sure what you do on the 4th of July. I think you watch fireworks and cook various meats on a grill and wear stars and stripes themed merch.”

Talked about bonfire night

As a child he used to line up all of the fireworks in size order

He’s been melting all week

Apparently his computer has an error message right on his nose

“And for all you fahrenheit nerds…”

He went shopping 

He might make a haul on his second channel

He talked about Amazon prime’s 2 hour shipping

“Frying pan biotch!” (he actually showed us his frying pan)

He bought a shirt just for the 4th of July

He thinks he pulled a muscle in his shoulder 

“Is bae over now? Are we seeing the end of bae?”

HOPEFULLY WORLD TOUR NEXT YEAR

He loved the thunderstorm 

“I might’ve been a storm chaser in a past life.”

He turned off all of the lights and made everyone watch the lightning 

DAN IS CURRENTLY EDITING A VIDEO

He was playing Akinator again today (apparently it found his cactus and Dil’s llama hedge)

“I don’t think they’re going to use Akinator in court.”

Planning on another Halloween baking video because he really enjoys them

Talked a bit about Formula 1

“I like Lewis Hamilton, but I like his dog more than him.”

“I saw a dog and it was amazing.”

“We should get a dog one day a week in this house.”

They don’t have a dog because they’re so busy and they couldn’t give it all of the love it should get

“Random Phil fact: I’m not wearing any socks.”

He wishes their apartment has a garden

“After we got in the last box, I stripped down to my boxers and did a starfish on the bathroom floor.” (about moving to London)

He got a haircut (it’s a little longer on the sides)

He talked about his haircut 

Apparently he has quite the hairdresser who kept saying “Does it feel fresh?”

“It’s a pretty intimate thing, a scalp massage.”

He proceeded to massage their own scalp

“I felt like I had an actual dog on my head, so I had to get a haircut.”

The next gaming video will probably be a Dil video

He might play Shelter 2

He’s probably going to watch pewdiepie’s video after the livestream 

He doesn’t think he suits denim jeans

He talked about how lovely Louise is

He talked about Janice from the shop

He told her how to make mexican food

He asked Siri what 0 divided 0 is

“I would not suit a beard. I have seen far too many edits.”

He hit himself in the nose

He can’t edit with anyone else in the room

He talked about running into Chris

They had a little bit of a catch up (he might be going to vidcon)

He’s excited to hang out with Cat at vidcon 

He talked about what would happen if Dil got married 

He talked about the firework burn video and his old video

“I would rather be a dragon so I could fly, but in this universe I would probably be shot down by the government.”

He thinks Belle is his favorite Disney princess

“If I have a tiger I wouldn’t be as sad as Jasmine.”

“Mulan is pretty badass.” (he’s never seen the end)

He talked about how some of his plants have gone brown on the ends and he’s scared for their health

Their next radio show is tomorrow night at 9pm (their time)

He gave some driving advice 

He failed his first driving test because he almost slammed into the side of a bus

He hasn’t seen Jurassic World yet

He made a ringtone for someone

“Hey Hope your phone is ringing. Answer it nnoooooooowwwww. Ooh.”

“In the future I see the number 7 and 8 dogs licking you.” (when someone said they wanted a psychic reading)

He’s excited for Lady Gaga in AHS

His fringe (pulled down) is past his nose

“Maybe for the tour I’ll just wear my fringe down in front of my face.”

He sang a bit of immortal 

“Spontaneous cat explosion.”

He left to go eat 

It wouldn’t let him leave

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Sense8 (2015– )

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TV Series  |  60 min  |  Drama, Sci-Fi

A group of people around the world are suddenly linked mentally, and must find a way to survive being hunted by those who see them as a threat to the world’s order.

Creators: J. Michael Straczynski, Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski

Stars: Aml Ameen, Doona Bae, Jamie Clayton

Episode List:

Season 1, Episode 1: Limbic Resonance

  • After inexplicably seeing a vision of a woman that they have never met before, eight uniquely different people from across the globe start seeing and hearing things that they have not experienced.

Season 1, Episode 2: I Am Also A We

  • Nomi’s fortunes take a dark turn, while the rest of the Sensates’ connections become stronger and more dangerous.

Season 1, Episode 3: Smart Money’s on the Skinny Bitch

  • With many of the Sensates’ lives becoming more complicated, their newfound gift - while still a mystery - proves vital for survival.

Season 1, Episode 4: What’s Going On?

  • Nomi’s fate draws nearer, Capheus and Wolfgangs fortunes seem to have turned, but Sun is faced with an impossible choice.

Season 1, Episode 5: Art Is Like Religion

  • The Sensates struggle with intensifying connections, which results in some interesting days on set for Lito and a wedding day surprise for Kala.

Season 1, Episode 6: Demons

  • While the Sensates bond, Nomi takes a bold move to gain her freedom and Sun makes a choice she might someday regret.

Season 1, Episode 7: WWN Double-D?

  • Nomi makes a shocking discovery about her former doctor, while Will gets closer to the truth behind his visions and Kala’s doubts grow stronger.

Season 1, Episode 8: We Will All Be Judged by the Courage of Our Hearts

  • Sun fights to adjust to her new life as Capheus tries to change his. Will and Nomi dig up disturbing information that could change everything.

Season 1, Episode 9: Death Doesn’t Let You Say Goodbye

  • Riley learns about her new life and its dangers, Kala deals with the aftermath of the attack on Rajan’s father, and Lito’s world spins out of control.

Season 1, Episode 10: What Is Human?

  • Will learns more about his origins and the threat to his future while Wolfgang’s actions catch up with him, even as his bond with Kala strengthens.

Season 1, Episode 11: Just Turn the Wheel and the Future Changes

  • Riley’s fate draws nearer, while Capheus and Sun are put to the test, and Wolfgang makes his boldest move yet.

Season 1, Episode 12: I Can’t Leave Her

With Riley in the hands of Whispers, all of the Sensates’ skills are needed to give them any chance of survival.

Hannibal Recap: Contorno

The episode opens with Will and Chiyo sitting in a dark train headed through  a dreary countryside toward Florence and whispering slowly to each other about Hannibal.

Honestly, I don’t understand why people complain about how dark this show is. I personally have rectified this problem by locking myself into a windowless vault and donning night vision goggles every Thursday night at 10. After making this adjustment, I can 100% see everything on the screen most of the time.

It’s easy, guys. Come on now.

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HANNIBAL RECAP: S3E5

Previously on Hannibal: A lot of suits, mostly. The occasional sweater.

This week on Hannibal: More suits, accented by his own blood fuck yeah.

Season 3, Episode 5: “Contorno”

Our ongoing study of Will Graham Sitting Sadly in Various Means of Transportation continues from last episode’s sailboat to the train compartment he is currently in with Chiyoh, as some anonymous European countryside whisks gloomily by.

Strange Folks On a Train

Chiyoh is talking about growing up with young Hannibal. Apparently he used to burn random bark & things for her to learn to identify by scent alone — like a tiny Sherlock & Joan?? Imagine that version of events. I will.

Anyway, in real Hannibal-life Chiyoh is making some odd analogy about Hannibal as a charming cub who grew up to be just like the big cats. Ok. Will, ever eager to expand on people’s metaphors and take them in a yet weirder & more awkward direction, asks: “One you can’t play with later?” Will evidently just harbours dreams of Hannibal stalking a laser pointer around his office, aannd now I do too.

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Droughtlander Get Through It Initiative: Poldark Part Three, A Recap

What I learned watching this episode of Poldark? Quite a few things actually. And to be honest, it was a bit of a whirlwind of an episode. Phwew! Okay then. When we last left our hero, he had asked Demelza if she wished to go home and she had told him that her home was there with him and his two lazy ass servants and that he was planning to reopen the mine.

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True Detective: Season 2, Episode 2

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Night Finds You (28 Jun. 2015)

TV Episode  |  TV-MA  |  55 min  |  Crime, Drama, Mystery

As Ray and Ani delve further into Casper’s gruesome murder, truths unfold and more mysteries arise. Frank becomes more concerned about his business and missing money so persuades Ray to follow up on something, however this leads him into a situation with an unexpected outcome.

Director: Justin Lin

Writers: Nic Pizzolatto (created by), Nic Pizzolatto

Stars: Colin Farrell, Rachel McAdams, Taylor Kitsch

Dragon Ball Super, súper recap 1

¡Volvió Dragon Ball, perras! ¿Y qué podemos decir de este primer episodio? Bueno, que más bien la serie pinta para ser una comedia familiar donde a veces hay peleas. ¡Y me parece fantástico! Creo que la especialidad de Akira Toriyama siempre ha sido la comedia y que se sabrá equilibrar bien con la acción.

En este capítulo, la familia de Gokú es pobre así que Milk lo manda a trabajar para que los pueda mantener. Ya era hora, Gokú por fin va a aprender a ser un adulto funcional y responsable, creo que nuestro héroe tiene problemas acordes a muchos de los que crecimos viendo Dragon Ball… (no soy la única con problemas de trabajo, ¿verdad?)

Excepto, que la verdad Gokú no está hecho como para ser un hombre trabajador, mucho menos un padre responsable.

En la imagen: Gokú comiendo mientras deja a su hijo de nueve años manejar la troca por él…. 

Esto salió tan bien como lo imaginaron… creo que Pikoro sería un padre más responsable.

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Daily Recap
  • I’m on chapter 26. The storytelling isn’t too bad in the sense that dramatically speaking, it works and the tension is in about the right place. But it’s incredibly formulaic. It’s like, “yup, we have four siblings… so there are gonna be four chapters!! in a row!! featuring each of them!! and you have DRAMATIC MEETINGS with each of them!!” I’m on the last one now (Ryouma) but I was kind of tired of the formula by the time we got to Hinoka to be honest.
  • The game keeps reminding me of Tellius in these little subtle ways (Ryouma’s chapter has Kamui and Ryouma in the center in a 1v1, reminiscent of FE10’s 4-F-2) which just makes me sad because Tellius it is not. So far it compares favorably to FE13 in a number of ways, but the fact that it bears comparison to FE13 at all says a lot.
  • (Really, the moment it starts to evoke Tellius I get awfully sad about ye good olde days when we had poignant stories about loss but I’ll save my whining for after I see the end of this game.)
  • I’m still waiting for the other shoe to drop Re: Leon. It’s been ten chapters since they said stuff about Leon being The Other Hero and that has yet to come up again. Aqua said something about the magic crystal and someone of Leon’s magical talent being needed but I must’ve missed something ‘cause that crystal just broke in her hands shortly thereafter, as far as I can tell.
  • At the very least, FE14 shows itself capable of character development. Actually, that may be one of the most dramatically satisfying things about Nohr’s story in general–watching Kamui become less of an idiot while still retaining his protagonisty desire to do the best thing possible.
  • The support quality so far seems to hinge largely on the characters in question. All of the characters have gimmicks to some extent, but Zero’s trolololol gimmick seems to invite interesting setups with other characters. Meanwhile Felicia just kind of flails all over and … well … how many variations on “omg im sorry i suck at domestic things” can you really have?
  • If Leon has a gimmick, I missed it. Is it his being smart? Because I think the game may actually be just playing that as a character trait and it’s not obnoxious at all. Actually, I find its depiction to be rather relatable.
  • I like Leon a lot.
  • The enemies in this next chapter are around level 15 promoted and half my army is weaker than that. The level cap boosting seals cost 120k each and that’s literally all my money so I’m not buying them.
  • Sadly Leon’s statline doesn’t quite match his characterization in terms of greatness–he has a shitton of mag and not a whole lot of the other stuff. I half wonder if Owain would be better by now if I’d kept raising him consistently.
  • … Owain’s only slightly lower leveled than Inigo so maybe I should pamper him a little. :P
  • Camilla is a profoundly disappointing wyvern chick and has basically been relegated to supporting duty. (flying places/activating dragon vein/pairing up for defensive boost) Actually, Marx is starting to be disappointing, too–not enough speed. The prepromote siblings all seemed to be really solid characters for prepromotes at first but I’m starting to feel disappointed.
  • … Or maybe my standards are too high.
  • Well, Silas, Zero, and Mozume have great stats!
Sauvie Island Half Recap

Pre-Race
We got up at 5am and were out the door by 6am after a quick breakfast of steel cut oatmeal and a half of a pb&j bagel.The race start was at 6:50am and the traffic getting on the Island is notoriously awful so we wanted to give outselves a little bit of a cushion in case the bridge was backed up. We were able to get on the island and parked pretty quickly but I was absolutely thwarted by the total lack of porta potties when I went to hit the bathroom pre-race. 

There were FIVE porta potties for an event that had over 1,200 people registered just for the half (they also had a full, 8k and a 5k sowith all four distances, I think it was over 2,000 people) so the line was HUGE. I took one look at that line and knew that there was no way in hell I was going to make it by the start time. Luckily, this was a chip timed race so my time wouldn’t start until I actually crossed the timing mat so I just (impatiently) waited my turn, did my business and then headed out once I was done. 

Miles 1-4
Due to my bathroom delay, I started the race literally dead last. Zach and I had planned on running seperately because we were both going to be running for time and Zach is natually a lot faster than I am and he hadn’t need the bathroom so he started the race on time, which meant I was on my own. It took me about a half mile to catch the walkers and then another 2 miles to catch the joggers, I was actually having a lot of fun playing a game I like to call “pick and pas”, which (surprise!) involves picking someone and then passing them. Unfortunately, this meant that I was spending a lot of engery weaving around people. That combined with the already really warm tempertaure meant that I knew almost immediately that I was not going to make my sub 2:00 hour goal. I shrugged it off and shifted my focus to sub 2:15, which I knew would still be a challenge considering the temperature.

Miles 5-8
These miles are when things started to get a little tricky. It was really starting to warm up and there isn’t a ton of shade on the course so there wasn’t much relief from the sun. I got a really nice boost at mile 5 when Zach popped up out of nowhere though! He told me that when he realized that it was going to be even warmer than we had anticipated, he started to worry about me and knew that he wouldn’t have a good race if he was stressed about me getting heatstroke so he just decided to hang back until I caught up to him so we could finish the race together. He is the best husband ever, you guys. 

Miles 9-13.1
OMG you guys. These last five miles are hands down the worst five miles I have ever run in my entire life. It was a billion degrees, no shade and just one long stretch of road with no way to escape the sun. At one point Zach looked over at me and said “You know, I’m pretty sure if you looked up ‘son of a bitch’ in the dictionary, there would be a picture of this stretch of road”. I did a pretty good job of hanging on to my 10 (ish) minute mile until we hit mile 11 and then I just bonked hard.I race mile 10 in 10:19 and then mile 11 was10:46 and mile 12 was 10:57. It was rough, that is for sure. It took every ounce of willpower I had not to stop and walk but I told myself that if nothing else, I was going to finish this half without walking and I am so glad I powered through because if I hadn’t I would have lost my sub 2:15 for sure. I tell you what though, crossing that finish line felt AMAZING.

Post Race
As soon as we were handed our medals, Zach was like “What do you need, babe?” and I said “Water and shade, ASAP.” so he grabbed a couple water bottles and we collapsed on some grass under a tree. I was seriously overheated and feeling a little nauseated so Zach dumped an entire bottle of water directly over my head and I am not even kidding, I felt better almost immediately. I’m sure the bottle of water that I chugged helped too, but soaking my head brought my core temp down so effectively that after about ten minutes, I actually started to feel a little chilled so we walked around the after party for a few minutes, I tried to eat my free post-race hot dog but it just did not taste good at all so I gave it to Zach who scarfed it in about 15 seconds. Then we found my pal Lisa who had also run the half and hung with her for a few minutes, then we decided to head home. 

Conclusion
Overall, I was actually really happy with my race.I mean, obviously I would have prefered to have broken two hours, but considering the heat, I was more than happy with my time. I was also proud of myself for adjusting my time goal based on how I was feeling, instead of killing myself to make sub 2:00- which is something Past Stefanie would DEFINITELY have done. That exact tendancy is why Zach was so worried about me, which makes me feel bad for causing him to sacrifice his race in order to watch out for me while at the same time making me feel all warm and squishy inside that he would (and did) do exactly that without a second thought. (Best husband EVER.)

Arrow Rewatch: 1x14

Man Moira is totally the person I want on my team if I’m ever being held at gunpoint. She’s all distracting with her sad stories and begging not to die and then BAM she’s pulling out the hidden gun

IT’S TIME!!!!

TIME FOR THE DUO TO BECOME A TRIO!

THE OG TEAM ARROW IS ABOUT TO START!

I love that Oliver is literally bleeding out on Felicity’s back seat and she’s like “Wow, the gunshot ridden laptop and the black arrow and all the internet research makes total sense now.”

And she says this… Probably thinking that Oliver has clearly lost too much blood and going crazy.

And baby is worried about the lease on her car with bloodstains. She’s so cute.

Slade and Oliver had a very karate kid relationship… Its really too bad that they made Slade such a whackjob.

Felicity is adorable when she’s all smug and talking about how she knew Oliver was hiding something.

I wonder if this episode was fun to shoot… Emily and David are doing all the work and Stephen is just laying there… I bet he fell asleep a few times.

I love this moment, after Oliver thanks Felicity for saving him. I think you can totally see her realizing she is in way over her head and completely falling for Oliver.

THE OG TEAM ARROW IS COMPLETE

Dan’s Livestream // 6.30.15

He’s wearing white today

Talked about his new twitter header

YouNowception (goddamit Dan)

#Spon

Talked about the ballet incident

“Wowza needed to go”

His new icon is from the TABINOF photo shoot

“Now only am I peace-signing, which is unacceptable, I’m double peace-signing” 

He said he traveled with Phil to spend time with Phil’s brother

He talked about the horse “retirement home” and feeding the horses

“They really go to town on your hand”

“Grinning and looking happy isn’t my style”

He talked about the eyebrow

Talked about the last metal album he listened to

“Dan I’m not saying I listen to your liveshows but you have to stop forgetting about what you’re saying halfway through the chat” -Phil

“Hey YouNow did you base your llama with a fringe off of me?”

Talked about the new phone case 

“Don’t take it so seriously” !!!

THE TWEET

Talked about how it was all over his timeline and how he say Virgin America’s tweet and thought it was iconic

“I mean there’s nothing wrong with anal sex”

“This tweet is so funny so I favorited it.”

About 5 hours later he was with a friend and she pointed out the fact that he favorited it

“Oh fuck. OH FUCK.” (his reaction)

“I don’t expect any of you to let this go… To be honest it’s just a classic Dan Howell moment.”

Talked about how huge Love Wins was

*sirens* “Guess the crime”

Going vegan is going great for him and he’s feeling great

Dan and Phil went to an event to explain what YouTube gaming is

There were YouTube branded cupcakes (Phil convinced him to have one and he felt awful)

“It’s a vertical photo because I’m a shitlord”

“Phil the satan snake”

Talking about the awfully hot weather

“Where’s your pillow? What pillow?”

“Stop denying your pillow. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Talked about Ask Paper Towns

Talked about how lovely John, Nat, and Cara are

Cara and Saint Vincent are his OTP

He saw the Winnie the Pooh petition (one of his friends that works at Disney showed it to him)

He asked Siri what 0 divided by 0 is

To Siri “I didn’t need that you twat”

Talked about childhood TV shows he watched

Talked about his favorite Disney princesses (he loves Merida and Mulan)

NEW GAMING VIDEO TONIGHT

They’re planning on a world tour

They filmed “another thing” today???

HE WAS IN SWEDEN BECAUSE HE IS IN A TV DOCUMENTARY FOR THE BBC ABOUT PROFESSIONAL GAMING

“I’m enjoying how diverse my life is at the moment”

NEW DINOF VIDEO BEING FILMED TOMORROW 

“Can you be my dad? I can adopt you, legally. Are you willing to hand feed me popcorn when I’m feeling sad in the evenings?”

“Time. It’s slipping away. We’re all dying.”

HE SAID THEYRE MORE THAN LIKELY GOING TO AMERICA ON TOUR

He hasn’t watched Shane’s video yet

He went to go get water and played us instrumental music for us

He may or may not be wearing pants??

He’s currently watching True Detective 

Destiel

Kanye talk

“If the term my fav is problematic has applied to anyone, it’s me”

He talked about how brave Kanye’s set was with it being so simple

He kind of wished it was like his Coachella performance 

Talked about how difficult merch is to make 

“#RIPwowza it’s a big thing”

Left to go get some food

“Stay happy”

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