- me, in the year of 2040, sitting my future child down on the bed and drawing a deep breath: okay kiddo, now that you're old enough, i think it's time for the talk. I need to tell you about the birds and the b–
- my kid, a horrified look on their face as they wave their hands frantically: no, no im–
- me: –bat.
- kid: what
- me: the birds and the bat. bruce wayne and all of his children. there are now 268 of them now after the 45th dc reboot and i think it's about time you learned about all of them.
- kid: dad wait–
- me: so the first ever robin showed up in detective comics issue #38 in 1940 and
I really wonder why mera was never in the Justice league like no offense to Arthur but a) she could kick his ass and b) she controls water!! Like?? @dc come dudes