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Hello. Hi. I’m Hinata Hajime. I am a cis man. How are you doing. I have a penis. I have had it as long as I can remember.

Me too. I am a cis man as well. Hi.

Being cis is fun. People accept my gender readily. I don’t spend a lot of time worrying about how I present myself to others. This is evident in how I dress like Dwight Schrute.

Hinata-kun, let’s go hang out with our other friends, who are also all cis!

Yes. Let’s go for a swim. I have no reason to dislike being shirtless. I walk around shirtless on this tropical island all the time because my bare chest is deemed appropriate for public viewing.

I hope I don’t get an erection while we’re on the beach. That would be embarrassing. Our other male friends would probably be sympathetic though, because they are all cis men. Like us. The girls will not relate, because they are all cis women. I hope they can forgive me.

We’re cis.

Extremely cis.

Please do not forget this. It’s vital to our personalities.

my sister wanted to pull a good april fools prank and so she got her friends sister who was pregnant to take a pregnancy test. on the morning of april first she sat in the dark at the table and when my mom came in my sister told her that she had met a guy at a party and then she handed her the pregnancy test and my mom cried for ten minutes before my sister finally said april fools