reblog this pls i worked hard

everything stays

pairing: snowbaz
words: 2400
summary: baz and penelope try to surprise simon at christmas and on his birthday, but simon is the one who ends up surprising them. a story about the slow process of recovery and some thoughts on the nature of hope. (inspired by this song from adventure time.)
genre: mostly fluff, a touch of hurt/comfort and a little angst that (spoiler) turns out ok
notes: this is the first fic i’ve posted on this blog and it’s pretty important to me, seeing as i am firmly in the Simon Snow Salisbury Deserved Better camp when it comes to the ending of carry on, so here is my revisionist self adding post-canon simon angst (plus resolution to said angst) and snowbaz fluffiness.

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It’s Always Sunny asks

Frank- What’s your biggest regret?

Denis- How do you want to be remembered?

Dee- How bird like are your features?

Charlie- What is your strangest habit?

Mac- What is the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?

Waitress - How does it feel to be photographed?

Artemis - How often do you kink shame?

Maureen Ponderosa - Was middle school your peak?

The McPoyles’- Who do you dispose your garbage on?

Schmitty - What is your legacy?

Fatty Magoo - How would you describe yourself in 6 words?

Mac’s Mom - Do you smoke purely because you want to die?

Charlie’s Mom- Do you break the law just to feel something?

Country Mac- Are you the gay cousin?

The Nightman Cometh - describe any play you were in as a child as if it were an adult fetish production

Charlie Work - Do you  exist or do you live?

Dennis and Dee go on Welfare- What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done for money?

Hundred Dollar Baby- What’s the worst thing you’ve ever cheated on to win?

Who Pooped the Bed - When was the last time you defecated in your bed either on accident or on purpose?

The World Series defense- Have you ever acquired tickets to something illegal? 

Mac Fights Gay Marriage- Are you dangerously stubborn? 

The Gang Goes to Jersey Shore - Looking back, was your childhood a disaster?

Frank Reynolds’ Little Beauties- Do you think child beauty pageants promote pedophilia?

Chardee Macdennis: Game of Games- What’s the worst thing you’re ever done on a dare?

High School reunion Pt. 1- What was the worst phase in your life?

High School reunion Pt. 2- What was the best phase in your life?

The Gang gets Analyzed- What’s the most upsetting true thing that has ever been said about you?

Reynolds vs Reynolds- The Cereal Defense: What do scientists really spend there time doing and can we trust them?

The Gang Broke Dee- When did you last cry in front of another person?

The Gang Saves the Day - How do you want to die?

The Gang Group Dates- Describe the worst date you’ve ever been on

The Gang Goes on Family Fight- Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System - If you could abolish one piece of modern technology, what would it be and why?

Flowers for Charlie - What’s the lowest test score you’ve ever gotten?

The Gang Dances Their Asses Off-  When have you felt your biggest adrenaline rush?

The Gang Gets Held Hostage - Whose death would you find most disturbing?

The Gang Gets Quarantined - How tempted are you to drink bleach?

 Frank’s Pretty Woman- What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve masturbated to?

 Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad  - What are some of the morals you live by?

 The Gang Squashes Their Beefs - How many people do you have blocked?

Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult-  describe a cult you would create

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captain america is not here to lead the country. i’m here to serve it. if i’m a captain, then i’m a soldier. not of any military branch, but of the people. years ago, in simpler times, this suit and shield were created as a symbol to help make america the land it’s supposed to be. | insp.

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a fanmade trailer for the amazing book carry on by @rainbowrowell. i’ve spent months on this and so much thought has gone into this project, so pleeease reblog!!

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here’s my contribution to #transfemvoices this year… it’s a bit long, i know. i probably put way more work into this than was really necessary, but that’s how i do

Help Gallus Buy A New Computer... By Buying Their Old One!

So, I do pretty much all of my writing/emails/bill-paying etc. out of my old Toshiba and its… literally falling apart at the seams.  They keyboard is currently held on with duct-tape.  But that’s not the computer I’m selling!  I also have This Bad Boy:

Which I originally purchased for Art Purposes but unfortunately, due to a shoulder injury, drawing with a tablet and working with this screen gives me migraines like you wouldn’t believe.  So it can be yours! and go towards the purchase of my next computer! So you also get more sweet, sweet Gallus content!

This is a 2012 iMac with the following features:

  • 21.5 inch screen (diagonal)
  • Intel core I5 quad core
  • Terabyte hard drive
  • 2.7 Ghz processor
  • latest copy of Windows For Mac
  • mouse and keyboard
  • professionally refurbished by university tech team
  • It’s in perfect working order, I just have shoulder issues.

I’m selling it for $700+shipping, or best offer.  I take paypal.  If you’re interested, please send me an ask, and if you’re not, maybe reblog this for a friend?  (Posting on 6/18/17 just so this doesn’t get reblogged for 400 years).

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hp aesthetics: the marauders + lily

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good”