reblog this or ur gay

yall im just gonna come right out and say a thing that I Extremely want

remember how the “taaco” last name was kind of a goof and justin said he’d reveal taakos actual last name later on

imagine some years down the road. all the grand relics have been collected and destroyed, everything is ok enough that all the members of the bureau of balance are able to enjoy a relatively comfortable and secure life. stuff is good. and magnus and taako have been through some shit and it took them a long time, like an achingly long time, and things weren’t always good and there were false starts and dead ends, but they eventually realized that holy shit theyre completely, totally, cannot-live-without-each-other in love.

and it took magnus even longer to get past the doubt and the worry that something like ravens roost would happen again, or that moving forward meant abandoning julia, but he finally whittled a little walnut ring and fitted it with a diamond and he proposed to taako. and right then for probably?? the first time in his life?? taako had 0 doubts that he’d be abandoned, or betrayed, and knew he was loved unconditionally, and he said yes.

and the two of them plus merle are hanging out one afternoon. magnus is working on building a whole gazebo. taako is trying to figure out how to make a cake big enough for practically everyone they’d ever met. and merle is getting his notes ready to go ahead and fulfill his duties as both a cleric and their best friend and preside over their wedding. and its been such a long time that he’s never even thought to ask before since there was so much else that was more important, but he has to, now that theres a ceremony for him to bust out his extreme teen bible and oversee.

and merle looks up from his notes and over at taako and goes, “taako, what IS your last name?”

and taako thinks for a second. looks around. over at magnus, back to merle. and he goes

“it’s burnsides, darling.”

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only cool kids and gremlins hang around outside of mcdonalds at 12:30 am

modern eruri headcanons because yes

  • levi is very trans, very gay, and trying his best
  • erwin is Big and levi is just. gay, hes just so gay
  • coincidentally, erwin is also just, so gay for the tiny angry raven
  • they get together because isabel and hanji were tired of watching them eyefuck each other in class
  • erwin goes 2 levi’s house to pick him up for their first date and meets levi’s mom who is rlly sweet and levi’s uncle who he is absolutely terrified of
  • kenny doesnt say anything but he makes a point to be sure erwin can see him sharpening his collection of knives while erwin anxiously waits for his tiny boyfriend to Save Him
  • levi eventually comes downstairs and drags erwin outside while kuchel tells them 2 have fun and kenny just Glares
  • levi later tells erwin that he’s pretty sure kenny’s been to jail at least once and erwin knows Only Fear
  • they see a movie and levi makes fun of it pm the entire time and erwin finds it Endearing
  • afterwords they go to the arcade and levi kicks erwins ass at air hockey but erwin beats him at skee ball and shows him how to win the cyclone arcade game
  • they get a ton of tickets and erwin uses it to buy levi this stuffed teddy bear that he said he didnt want but erwin saw him eyeing anyway
  • instead of going home immediately they get milkshakes, two separate ones because levi “will not do that romantic shit i want an Entire Large Milkshake to myself and i will probably drink some of yours anyways”
  • erwin is In Love
  • levi just turned erwin’s Straight A+’s into Gay A+’s
  • they sit on the roof of erwin’s used car and stare at the stars and erwin is ever a Gentleman and puts his jacket on levi so that hes warm and they are just. so gay
  • so damn gay
  • erwin eventually takes levi home, making sure to have him there by curfew Of Course and theyre doing that awkward standing on the front step like “this was nice” “ya it was” “would you wanna do it again sometime?” staring into each others eyes
  • and levi actually looks Shy™ erwin is Startled and then levi grabs the front of his shirt and yanks him down and kisses him on the cheek and Dashes into his house yelling “BYE”
  • erwin just has to stand there for a couple minutes this little punk just turned blue eyes blonde hair catholic boy gay as hell he needs a Minute
  • he finally gets back in the car and drives home just Grinning and him and levi text the rest of the night
  • levi blabs about the date 2 his mom and kenny just Sulks his nephew is growin up that aint r i g h t
  • kuchel glares at kenny when levi aint lookin because boy if you dont let my baby be happy youre gonna have somethin else 2 worry about
  • levi names the teddy bear “blondie” and sleeps with it Every Night
  • he Normally holds onto it while texting erwin late at night long past time for both of them to have gone to bed
  • they are gay thank u 4 ur time