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Drunk/Drinking Starters
  • ❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞
  • ❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞
  • ❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
  • ❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
  • ❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞
  • ❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞
  • ❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞
  • ❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
  • ❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞
  • ❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
  • ❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
  • ❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
  • ❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
  • ❝I wanna bae you up.❞
  • ❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞
  • ❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
  • ❝I'm almost sober...❞
  • ❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞
  • ❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
  • ❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
  • ❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
  • ❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
  • ❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
  • ❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
  • ❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

do u ever feel like u were destined to draw a character????? smoky quartz is mine… theyre shaped like a friend

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THE NEW AMERICANA

part one: poison youth
for tired souls and degenerate beauty queens, for smoke filling fragile lungs, for the broken and the bruised, and for the small flicker of hope among the villains in your head

part two: rich youth
for young survivors and our diverse generation, for breathing in a new dawn, for the kings and the queens, and for sticking together to fight against those who leave us in the dark

tagged by:  fangirlftshipper

name: nah
nickname: ro
zodiac sign: pisces
height: no clue
nationality: polish (i’ve lived in the uk since i was 6 pls don’t ask me about this idk i can barely speak the language anymore lmao)
favourite fruit: kiwi
favourite flower: white roses
favourite scent: idk cinnamon is nice
favourite animal: cat
coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: tea
average hours of sleep: idk, i either always oversleep or don’t sleep lmao
cat or dog: cat
favourite fictional character: too many 
number of blankets you sleep with: 2
dream trip: tokyo
blog created: 2017
number of followers: 5,205 

I tag: whoever wants idk (pls don’t reblog omg)

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The price of freedom is high, it always has been. And it’s a price I’m willing to pay. And if I’m the only one, then so be it.  But I’m willing to bet I’m not.