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A little something something in honour of Jared-in-tight-Tshirts day

“Jesus, Sammy,” says Dean, “did that shrink in the wash?” It wouldn’t be the first time. Laundromats are always a slightly unstable quantity. Dean’s lost all kinds of beloved clothing over the years. (The Stanford T-shirt Sam mailed him during his first semester at college. A vintage Iron Maiden tour T-shirt he’d picked up for cents at a Goodwill in Philly. Shreds of pink satin, six months after Rhonda Hurley, pulled and pocketed surreptitious from a malfunctioning machine outside Cleveland.) 

Sam looks down at his chest, at the logo straining tight across the taut-pulled fabric. “No-oo?” he says. Dean raises an eyebrow. 

Two patches of pink blossom rosy over Sam’s cheekbones. “I went shopping,” he says, “the other weekend. In Kansas City. When I went to see that film.” 

“Yeah,” says Dean, carefully neutral. 

“Well,” says Sam. “The sales assistant. Uh. I did think it was a little tight but.” He rubs a hand over the back of his neck. The movement tugs the T-shirt even tighter, emphasising the curved lines of Sam’s pecs, the rounded swell of his bicep. “Threw it in half-price,” he mumbles. “Said it would be a shame.” 

Dean’s amused, mostly. Sammy’s taste in clothes is… idiosyncratic. He can’t imagine his brother in the kind of boutique that might sell him something like this. He tries to picture her, the salesgirl, heart-eyed over this big scruffy scarecrow. She was probably tiny, tiny and glamorous and young. 

“Lady-killer,” he says. 

Sam turns pinker, looks up to meet Dean’s eye. Aw, Sammy, Dean wants to say. He doesn’t quite understand how Sam can still be so clueless around women, so surprised every time he gets hit on. And it doesn’t sound like this chick was trying too hard to be subtle. Half-price. 

Then, “Who says it was a lady?” Sam says, and Dean’s world tilts a little bit sideways. The tiny blonde saleswoman in his head dissolves, resolving into a hard-bodied, chisel-chinned dude, a guy looking Sam up and down as he twists in the mirror. This isn’t. Dean doesn’t.

He blinks at his brother, open-mouthed, but Sam’s already shrugging, looking away. “Yeah, I don’t know. You’re right, it’s… I’ll go take it off.”

“Hey, no,” Dean says without thinking, his own cheeks heated now, tingling-flush with an indefinable anxiety. “Leave it, Sam. It looks good.” 

Sam wrinkles his nose. 

“Really,” Dean says. His eyes skitter again over Sam’s chest, the breadth of his shoulders, the veins that twist down his arms. “You look good,” he says.

Guys I know I’m an awful person - I haven’t been as active as I should have been on here and there are so many of you, I feel so bad!
I’ve just started university now though, and things seem to be settling down a little. I’m going to be more involved on here and, if you couldn’t tell, I’ve ventured into some drawing too.
In the meantime, I hope you’re all safe, and here’s a doodle.

Stay safe little stars (or big stars, I’m a v short person)

anonymous asked:

Hello~ Can I get some HCs of the strawhat crew's tumblrs + law, kid, corazon, ace, sabo and koala? Thank you so much!

these are bunch of people xD but yes I’m doing it!

Luffy

  • food blogger
  • uses shitty default theme
  • screams in his tags
  • uploads stupid vines and photos of his brothers
  • loves memes so much

Zoro

  • forgot his password
  • boring grey theme
  • reblogs action/violence/weapons
  • got dragged once for not tagging blood tw/gun tw
  • doesn’t tag anything except for those triggering things

Nami

  • secretly follows an nsfw-ish account
  • uses a shitty default theme
  • reblogs posts about self love
  • aesthetics include the female body in every shape/form/color/condition
  • got dragged once for not tagging nsfw

Usopp

  • fandom/nerd blog
  • he’s a popular blogger who uploads fanart and gifs/edits with a bunch of notes
  • has another personal blog which he uses for aesthetics and posts about life that are important to him

Sanji

  • food blogger
  • aesthetic blogger
  • sometimes reblogs problematic textposts
  • follows nsfw-ish accounts
  • reblogs all the posts that praise female beauty
  • always neatly tagged

Chopper

  • stays in his lane
  • sweet/candy blogger
  • uploads cute selfies of him when he’s outside
  • forgot his password twice
  • always reblogs posts about self love and also makes own posts himself about how much he loves his followers
  • has a disney side blog

Robin

  • history blogger
  • uploads well thought through conspiracy theories about the world on her blog
  • gets super excited when people reblog or like them
  • sometimes reblogs flowers for aesthetic
  • stays in her lane
  • reblogs about her fave shows like game of thrones or the x files

Franky

  • can make funny text posts that get thousands of notes
  • definetly tumblr famous
  • secretly follows an nsfw-ish account

Brook

  • has this absolutely annoying music playlist on his blog
  • uploads songs he sings with the guitar/piano there
  • probably tumblr famous
  • follows nsfw-ish account

Jinbe

  • stays in his lane
  • sometimes blogs about social justice
  • uploads photos of his trips to the beach or the mountains or some of Luffy and his little soccer team whenever they’re visiting uncle Jinbe
  • nature aesthetics

Carrot

  • doesn’t fucking tag her shit
  • fandom/nerd blog
  • probably uploads gifs herself
  • has strong opinions about ships and characters
  • uploads selfies with cute outfits she bought

Law

  • has to block 10 nsfw blogs per day
  • secretly follows accounts that post pics of baby animals
  • reblogs the passive aggressive posts about sleep deprivation and being done with life
  • kinda nerdy/fandom blog too

Kid

  • shitposter
  • the ultimate white boy bullshit blog with naked boobs, money, fitness and all the other shit
  • reblogs problematic textposts
  • secretly follows fashion accounts

Ace

  • doesn’t fucking tag his shit
  • answers with ‘lol’ to anon hate
  • reblogs all the posts about every monthly meme
  • passive aggressivly reblogs posts about how ‘insert sexuality that is not hetero’ is valid
  • fandom/action/funny blog

Sabo

  • always says how much he hates tumblr but still won’t delete his account
  • doesn’t want to deal with being dragged so he just reblogs food porn and fandom
  • follows book/philosophical accounts
  • spams other blogs with well meant questions about how not to be problematic

Koala

  • social justice blogger
  • that one annoying ass that when news come in 27 seconds ago is like
  • I can’t believe none of you fucking talk about-”
  • sometimes reblogs aesthetics
  • Has a fitness side blog
  • updates all the time