reblog if u have a soul

do y’all ever have that one mutual…..this majestic motherfucker with the great tags and the great blog and when they reblog stuff from you u actually feel your soul ascend and you’re in a constant state of awe and admiration like………talk to me bithc i’m begging u

  • me: [doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds]
  • me: [drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i'm not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best....... [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]
Types of Follower
  • Likes your posts: Good, honest folk, deserving of recognition and respect. Have integrity. Populate their blog with only the finest post specimens. Scrupulous but well-meaning. 10/10
  • Reblogs your posts: Friend material. Makes you smile when you see their name in your notifs. Hits post limit regularly but their content is always good. Generous, giving types. 10/10
  • Likes and reblogs your post: A truly thoughtful soul. Would probably donate both kidneys if asked. Selfless. Usually has a kind comment in the tags; gives you a reason to keep blogging. 15/10
  • Leaves Nice Anons/Asks: Peak human condition. A strong moral compass. Shy, but very cute. Among the few redeeming features of this hellsite. Should be showered with the praise and love they deserve. 20/10
  • Mutuals: Gorgeous. Fantastic. Beautiful. Amazing. Inspired. Probably drink water and exercise daily. You have no idea why they follow you but you're grateful anyway. 100/10

things said on skype starters. 

❝ Congrats. You are a rich white girl. ❞
❝ Meant to be. ❞
❝ Oh god, I’m gonna die a hetro. ❞
❝ That’s it. Get in the octagon, you bitch. ❞
❝ I’m going to shove a XXL shrek dildo up your ass. ❞
❝ The only thing I need is black coffee to fill my darkened soul. ❞
❝’He’s nice’ is code for ‘his dick was in my mouth’. ❞
❝ Shove a flaming mailbox up their puny asshole. ❞
❝ And I have 99 ways to kill you, but I’m not bragging. ❞
❝ Can someone please murder me? ❞
❝ I look like a tanned, wrinkly walnut. ❞
❝ I’m married to jesus, you fuck. ❞
❝ That’s it. I’m kidnapping you. ❞
❝ I love you, but you’re seriously a dumbass. ❞
❝ You’re breaking my achy breaky heart. ❞
❝ Stop being so cute and talented. It pisses me off. ❞
❝ To see the boner, you must first be the boner. ❞
❝ Satan was the most beautiful angel. He had the most beautiful barf. I’m sure. ❞
❝ Dark humor isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby. ❞
❝ I’d say ‘mark me down as scared and horny’, but I don’t get scared. Just horny. ❞
❝ Bitch, give me my fucking McMuffin or so help me, I will shove this fucking gun up your ass and fire it. ❞
❝ My ass is great, but I am not. ❞
❝ I will rip out your eyes and feed them to you. ❞
❝ No, I’m not buying a virtual dildo. ❞
❝ Why am I way more hardcore? I want answers. ❞
❝ That’s more unrealistic than world peace. ❞
❝ You know what else is really hard? My dick. ❞
❝ What’s the opposite of excellent? Gay? ❞
❝ Were you here when we talked about dick suckers anonymous? ❞
❝ That sounds like a you problem. ❞
❝ May the pussy spirit possess you. ❞
❝ I wish my uterus wasn’t such a little bitch. ❞
❝ I proudly have no dick. ❞
❝ God, I just love talking shit about people. ❞
❝ I’m so cute though that I’m pretty sure I’d be forgiven for murder. ❞
❝ May the gay be with us. ❞
❝ Get your ass back here. ❞
❝ My kink is vengeance and equality. ❞
❝ Go suck Donald Trump’s moldy dick. ❞
❝ Dweeb means ‘dick with eyebrows’ so you’re calling someone a walking
penis. ❞
❝ There is no con, you whore. ❞
❝ I’m not a ho, I’m a slut. ❞
❝ Pinch my cheeks and I’ll bite your finger off. ❞
❝ Stab him. ❞
❝ I have never appreciated being nippled more. ❞
❝ I’m so gay. ❞
❝ I will fucking fight you. ❞
❝ Go suck a dick, but with love. ❞
❝ Listen bitch. ❞
❝ I say some bombass shit. ❞
❝ Oh, that person is dead. Sucks for them. ❞
❝ Fry me, daddy. ❞
❝ Are we telling God to fry us? ❞
❝ I know what I said, bitch ass hoe. ❞

never read the comment section on a jewish religious music ever if u want to remain having a good experience, it’s literally always the same shit, like -

scarily passionate zionist, not even necessarily jewish: G-D BLESS ISRAEL IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY

[144 comment long fight ensues]

some other poor jewish soul just trying 2 listen to zemiros: this song is about G-d not even about the state of israel why do we have to do this every time just keep your comments about the song

antisemite: JEWS ARE AWFUL, DID YOU KNOW HITLER WAS SECRETLY A JEW? k*ke freaks

[144 comment long discussion on the shoah]

somebody for no reason: I’m ____[nationality] and I still think the Jewish people are beautiful. 

[12 comments, half of which are from antisemites and half of which are from other random non jews talking about how the Jewish people are gorgeous and exotic]

messianic: I Know You Were Wondering… So I am Here To Tell You.. What Part Of This Song Is About Jesus 

christian: ^^^^^^ amazing, interfaith solidarity, the “tanach” was secretly a prediction of jesus the entire time! God and Jesus bless the jooz

[12 comments of disgruntled jews telling aforementioned messianic and christian to fuck off]

somebody for no reason: wait I didn’t know [artist’s name] was a Jew! Wow!

somebody else: wait… I don’t understand what this is saying…

another christian, probably: this song can be applied to all religions if you think about it… so deep

a few yehudim who make you tear up because the rest of the comment section was a nightmare: baruch hashem, what a beautiful song. [prayer requests] [kind words] [shabbat shalom / chag sameach / gut yontiff] [stories about the song or their family]

hello! im new here, so im not sure how this works really but my names chihiro!

i just made my blog because my friend encouraged me to! i got the url from someone else so you may recognize it from them, but its mine now c:

i have no one to follow and no followers so could u please like or reblog this post if u:

  • are fictionkin
  • are otherkin
  • are trans or nonbinary
  • are autistic
  • are mentally ill
  • post pretty things
  • post dangan ronpa
  • post fire emblem
  • post steven universe
  • post soul eater
  • want to be friends!

you dont have to meet all the things on the list, just one is fine

also recommend me blogs if you want!

thanks!

Relationship goals

- snuggle in and have A star wars marathon

-Anime marathon

- any other shows we like marathon.

-Intimate moments

- comforting one another when one is upset/depressed.

- have tickle fights

-look into each others eyes before going to sleep.

- never look back to the bad things in our past.

-have a home together.

-read together

-message each other at whatever time ( ether it be an “ I love u” or something random.)

-feel like we are at home with each other.

- escape together from the hell which is reality.

Reblog/Repost if u see something u wish to do with ur girlfriend/boyfriend.

Like/Heart if u wish for this to happen soon

A VERY YURI MANGA GIVEAWAY

In honor of the E.E.U.U. finally painting it’s skies in every color of the rainbow, I would like to express my wholehearted delight by giving a little back. 

RULES: ONLY REBLOG ONCE. PLEASE DO NOT SPAM THE TENDER SOULS WHO FOLLOW YOU. NO NEED TO FOLLOW ME OR LIKE, JUST REBLOG. 

I WILL PAY FOR THE SHIPPING FEES. THE WINNER WILL BE CONTACTED VIA MESSAGE. THE WINNER WILL ALSO HAVE TO PROVIDE AN ADRESS WHERE THEY MAY RECIVE THE PACKAGE. 

IF THE WINNER DOES NOT RESPOND WITHIN THE TIME PERIOD OF THREE DAYS, AFTER BEING CONTACTED, I WILL BE FORCED TO CHOOSE ANOTHER WINNER.

I’ll be giving away:

-Whispered Words (Vol. 1, 2, and 3)
-Citrus (Vol. 1, and 2)
-Girl Friends (Vol. 1, and 2)
-Kisses, Sighs, and Cherry Blossoms Pink: The Complete Collection 

GIVEAWAY ENDS ON FRIDAY, JULY 17. 

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here are the wallpapers that were anon requested hope u like them don’t repost but reblogging and liking pleases my soul 😊 so yeah if u have any requests feel free to ask me and I’ll most likely do it 👌💗💖🌚x

need blogs to follow

my dash has less spirit than my soul during finals so please reblog this post or recommend me some blogs (so i can spread the word)

if your blog is one or more of the following

  • pale/pastel/minimalist aesthetics and scenery
  • pastel/pale asian fashion
  • pastel/pale exo
  • mainly baekhyun (dont have to be pastel)
  • baekyeol (don’t have to be pastel)

i would strongly prefer if u were, for the most part, an exo blog (for an aesthetics/fashion blog then you dont have to be exo lol) bc i’m an exo blog and my dash is getting cluttered with non exo posts <3 thank you so much! you dont have to be exo dedicated but if it’s more exo compared to everything else i’d be more likely to follow ^^ 

ok so here’s my last art give away before before i sell  my soul to the educational system.

I’m going to choose 2 winners 8/25(9:00pm Pacific) (1st)one full color (2nd)one sketch)

rules:

-reblog my commission post (im still a struggling child with no job)(i will check)

-dont have to follow me

-reblogs only

-reblog as much as u like

sample art 

Thank you for 6k followers! Things have changed. I’m not on tumblr as much anymore. Whoops. Thanks college.

I’m making the list short because the last time I tagged all my fucking mutuals it was chaotic and everyone kept getting notifications from each reblog. Fuck you @staff you piece of dick tit shit.

These are just recommendation blogs, or those mutuals/friends that have been with me for a long time. Some of you guys keep changing your name, so forgive me if I’ve forgotten to add you. You guys are cool. Thanks.

@hxh @historria @horchatacharizard @mobpsycho100 @satan-senpai @kurapica @hiphopandanime @xenshi @winced @ore-sama-tomato @senbonsakuras @r-o-g-u-ee @konketsuu @flannel-cowboy @basedyoungdad @n-o-k @tsukiyamas @titayen @byebyebirdys @saitama-sensei @ro-ku @8zip @shiibui @kid-shinji @basedsatan @soonashu @x-iion @wanderinginmonochrome @juviavevo @yureishi @rosepintz @arcaedi @txqyo @nachokage @vagrant-souls @senpaaaii @senshiii @d-oki @oarou @trytasmilemore @99-slayer @wang-near @ekubos @cmxciii @kno-wing @thekeyofthetwilight @chiriiko @xtec @kanye-kun @divorced-lama @kenma-png @53180008 @jikoshu @iiwanu @monokuronoai @locoyaki @s-eramic @kuseiro @mysticalthinking @yagaminatsume @arcchi @amerabu @frac-t-ures @sooperboy @nareku @euthanaize @ddeku @rebellious-phantom @pomacusk @metakatta @oikawawas @ricedere @saka-nade @gourmet-chi @10kou @ikemarth @roseskies @shitsaekki @ouzen @kouha-ing @ne-zushii @yuuuta @full-san @oikawajpgs @kami-desu @h-amsandwich @errichi @whyearth @s-hirow @blutprinz @fujohsi @b-ento 

If your guys’ emails or notifications blow up I’m I’m sorry af whoopdiefuckingdo

But yeah. Thank you.