aries: the little leader of their friend group. does the hard thing. probably finds a lot of their friends annoying and/or ignorant. is either having the worst or best time of their life, there is no middle ground. shows people new things and then regrets not keeping it to themselves. needs a nap.
taurus: wants to fight literally everyone. sometimes says offensive things and has no clue why it was offensive. is probably going through their “random phase” and still uses XD. sends memes in the group chat. is refreshing in the sense that there are still people with kind hearts out there.
gemini: always has an excuse for everything, may it be shitty or not. is “afraid of confrontation”. about 90% of the conversations with them involve something they’re passionate about. picks up phrases that their friends say and say them all the time.
cancer: low-key thinks that they are better than most people. plays like thirty million sports. would be the most prepared for a zombie apocalypse. would try to protect their reputation at almost all costs. manipulative to a point but tries their best.
leo: more artistically talented than athletically. changes depending on who they are with, may it be texting style or their sense of humor. is smart in one way but completely clueless in another. would do anything for one or two people, even if those people wouldn’t do the same for them.
virgo: probably has a million unfinished projects. double and then triple and then quadruple texts you. needs space. laughs at literally everything and gets louder as they get more enthusiastic. can’t let go of someone, even if they’re long gone.
libra: really preppy. a full-blown thespian. cringes over the phases and friends that they used to have. has good intentions but sometimes they can fall flat. probably had a cat phase.
scorpio: wears a lot of black. is a smartass. isn’t afraid to call people out on their bullshit. has the weird “i’m mad at you because you’re mad at me” mentality. probably knows all of your secrets. is the friend that you force to interact with people when you’re too scared to.
sagittarius: that really attractive and really athletic person that you want to hate but they’re a sweetheart so you can’t. probably prefers having one or two close friends as opposed to a lot of acquaintances. is quiet around people they don’t know very well.
capricorn: are too afraid to say anything when people talk shit about someone/something that they like. has the weirdest sense of humor ever. a little bit of a perfectionist. has quirks that they thought were normal until someone else pointed them out.
aquarius: are exceptional at having people only see the side of them that they want to be shown. can make almost anybody laugh and are probably one of the kindest people you can ever see. are not above bending or breaking the rules so things can work out in their favor.
pisces: is tired of being categorized as the crybaby/overemotional sign even though it’s really accurate. probably has no clue what is happening. is better at communicating with animals than people. has lots of useless trivia in their head.
AND DONE! This last commission was for a client who wanted some nice fluff of Phryne Fisher and Jack Robinson from the tv series, Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries. I included a version with just the lighting layers, because I think they came out especially well and that some of the subtleties were lost with the values and textures applied.
Thank you everyone who bought a commission from this last queue. For those waiting for the next queue to go up, the announcement should go up either today or tomorrow, and when it does I’ll be contacting the people on the waiting list to give them priority for the first spots in the queue.
That’s his story. You wanna hear mine? Hmm? FP was a mess. He was stealing from the company and selling stuff on the side. All things considered, I was pretty generous. [So generous you didn’t give him a second chance?] Of course I did! You have no idea how many times I bailed that man out of jail. Son … when someone is drowning, you can try to save them.
Aries Pros: the chemistry is insane. you will feel mentally and physically attracted to them. Cons:they are really hard on themselves and might shut you out. can sometimes be a little too intense.
Taurus Pros: they can cook or at least make mac and cheese. love cuddling and are super loyal. Cons: can have a hard time opening up and it might seem personal. they might be annoyingly lazy at times.
Gemini Pros: romantics and will always put your feelings and needs first. adorable little geeks super smart. Cons: can over think things and might get upset for wrong reasons. might make you feel intellectually inferior.
Cancer Pros: someone that you can really trust. will be really good with commitments and treat you right. Cons: will never tell you what’s wrong bc they don’t like conflict. can get sometimes very defensive.
Leo Pros: will have some of the best memories with them. never a dull moment and they’re super hot. Cons: sometimes can get too wild and might not always be loyal. can hurt your feelings because not that sensitive.
Virgo Pros: the sweetest person ever and will always consider your feelings. adorable yet mature and serious. Cons: they will feel bad about themselves but take your reassurances with a grain of salt. can be overly sensitive.
Libra Pros: really good kissers. can be really flirty and make you feel special. Cons: sometimes their outgoing nature can leave you in the dust. playful teasing could get annoying.
Scorpio Pros: someone you can always trust and have understand you. really intense sexually and emotionally Cons: can sometimes be too intense or serious and fill the room with bad vibes. can shut down.
Sagittarius Pros: a little goofball. you will always have fun with them and they love connecting mentally. Cons: will never really commit or like to be super serious. can give mixed signals or be really immature.
Capricorn Pros: will make you feel special. someone who will always be loyal and trustworthy. Cons: very very controlling. can be manipulative with or without knowing.
Aquarius Pros: they’re always up to try new things. will never make you feel uncomfortable. Cons: sometimes they can’t be the big person in situations and it can lead to problems. can be a little too aggressive.
Pisces Pros: you will pee yourself laughing with them. they will be your best friend. Cons: they will close up without telling you why. miscommunication can turn into a problem.
what the hell are you doing here? looking for the thugs that trashed my dad’s equipment. we figured it was the serpents angry for getting kicked off their land. but, now that i know you’re a serpent, i’m thinking this is personal. going after my dad! his company! this is payback, right!? for when he fired you!?