Actual conversation between me and one of my coworkers today
  • Me:This customer brought us a religious pamphlet. Do you want it?
  • Coworker:Yeah! Oh, it's about Easter. Do you believe in Jesus?
  • Me:Umm... historically speaking, yes.
  • Coworker:What does that mean?
  • Me:I believe he existed. I don't know if I believe he was the Messiah or not. I used to. I got baptized when I was a kid. I actually kind of believe they should have an age requirement on baptism because I don't think kids are old enough to make that decision.
  • Coworker:I need to get rebaptised, I think...
  • Me:Why? It's supposed to be "once saved, always saved" right?
  • Coworker:Yeah, but I need to get all these sins washed away after all these horrible, sinful thoughts you make me have.
  • Me:*pretend flirty* Ohhh well do tell!
  • Coworker:... it involves murder.
  • Me:... I'm glad I gave you that pamphlet because you really do need Jesus.