reasons why jade is a fail

some highlights from the homestuck sims game:

-dave and gamzee are dating and last i checked just got hitched. also, for some reason my immediate thought upon seeing this so long ago was ‘if they get married im making calliope their adopted daughter’. i dont know why i thought this. came a lil too late tho, ended up w her being roxy’s kid (dave is helping raise the bab bc they share a house currently)

-several failed attempts to make jaderoxy happen (because all jade’s usual shipmates were taken). finally happened.

-i think its bc of the loves the outdoor trait but jade insists on eating food on the patio which is uusally fine but she does this while in her underwear and for some reason rn that seems really funny

-that time i found jade gardening at 3:30 in the fucking morning

-rose and terezi keep breaking up and then getting back together again

-people randomly asking people out, even when the caller is in a relationship, and sometimes when the called is in a relationship. yknow its weird i wanted this to go full soap opera but i also dont want anyone to be upset. maybe i should make an alt to do that

-roxy is friends with almost the enitre town. p sure htats canon

-inexplicably getting really inot things i dont even ship (inexplicable sims otp arakat)

-game accidentally generating a kismessitude between eridan and vriska, tho they broke up

-the whole clusterfuck w roxy tbh; jade, john, and kanaya were all crushing on her and it was ridiculous. there was a big blowup at aradia and karkat’s wedding party, kanaya and john still hate each-other

-ok one of hte features in my version of storyprogression are the roles given to random sims that give them special stories to liven things up and for some reason feferi ended up getting the casanova role (i made it non-gender-exclusive) and im. oh my god

-equius has a huge thing for her its ridiculous. please help this man

-speaking of roles, terezi stubbornly refusing to become the vigilante. i kpet designating her as one but she kept resigning

-tavros asked vriska on a date. why

-speaking of vriska her and aradia fucking hate each-other and i just kind of enjoy when things line up like that

-constantly telling myself im going to let the john-jade-roxy love triangle resolve itself and then continuing to try nad swing it one way or the other (which way changes constnatly) (we ended up w jaderoxy btw)

anonymous asked:

Are you confident in your body?

I have good days and bad days. Some days I look at myself, grab a handful of stuff on my stomach and go “I could lose that, I’d look so much better without it”. But then there are days like today when he sees me without a couple layers, kisses my stomach, kisses my scars, and calls me beautiful, and I believe it :)

Sorta Bad News....

Remember how I made this ( http://adventures-of-jade-chan.tumblr.com/post/42729806486/an-adventure-of-jade-chan ) post in February? It was about how my boyfriend and I went skiing and I ended up hurting my knee. It still hurts. I just got back from a specialist today and he said that I have a partially (maybe fully) torn ACL, a bruised kneecap and possible cartilage damage. He sent me to this guy and he’s ordering me in a fancy metal brace. I’m getting an MRI and they’ll be calling to let me know when and it’ll be within 4-6 weeks. I’ll have to wear the brace for 6 months he said, regardless of what the MRI says, but if it comes back with something bad then we’ll have to figure something out from there. I’m doing just lovely though, no worries guys ^^ 

buzzinlikebees  asked:

So what can you tell me about pasta..?

I am so glad you asked! Welcome to “The Pasta Tree”! The pasta tree shows that “pasta” is a general term and that there are sooooo many types of pasta! Dictionary.com defines pasta as “any of various flour-and-egg food preparations of Italian origin, made of thin, unleavened dough and produced in a variety of forms, usually served with a sauce and sometimes stuffed.” In the expertly drawn picture above, I have listed some of the MANY examples of pasta! I hope this clears things up for you :3 you have been informed

Nameless

I found out today that I don’t have a name. I’m not know to people by a name, but by titles. “Daniel’s exgirlfriend”, “Evan’s girlfriend”, and “Carson’s sister.” I’m not known. People don’t know who I am. I do have a name, and it would be nice if people cared to find out what it is. My name is Jade.

There's an opinion I need to get out there

I don’t believe in abortion. I don’t care if you believe in it or not, we can all have our opinions.

My boyfriend of over eight months is adopted. Sometimes I just wonder what it would have been like without him. What would his friends be like? His adopted parents? All of the activities he’s involved in? I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have been here today without him, he’s picked me up at my worst and I owe my life to him for more than one occasion.

There are situations where I think it's appropriate, where the life of the mother or child is in danger, like the Irish law. Otherwise, I know there is better options.

I think that if you know you don’t want the child or you can’t take care of them - put them up for adoption. They could have a really good life, make an impact on many people, and possibly do something really great.