@despairinglyboring ok so this is a long ass story so get ready.
so in middle school i was friends with this girl i’ll call her snake cause she’s a fucking snake. so snake had a younger sister who thought i was super cool for some ungodly reason i’m gonna call this kid max’s #1 fan. max’s #1 fan was like 9 or 10 at the time i forget. so anyways this all started i think during the summer before 8th grade. snake invited me and my best friend at the time, uhh yaoifangirl666 (i love her so much but g o d this is the perfect description of her) to go see a drive in movie with her! we went to see the goonies and et. snakes parents took us so max’s #1 fan came too and she…brought a friend…..let’s call the friend, a stalker in the making or just stalker for short. so this was the first time i met stalker ok and basically what happened was dduring the goonies us older ppl had the chairs bc there were only 5 so the younger ones had to sit on the ground so being the kind person i offered the both of them to sit on my lap during the movie! but only stalker said yes to that. ok here’s where everything starts going downhill and once again let me reiterate, this is the first fucking time i’ve met this fucking kid ok. ok so during the movie while stalker is sitting on my lap she fucking starts??? licking??? my face????? just fucking licking it?? and so i laughed it off at first and told her to stop bbut she would. keep doing it throughout the movie so at some point i couldn’t take it anymore andd i got off the chair (bc to be fair, it was her chair) andd layer down on the ground…so then after the goonies was over there was a short break before et started so we all went up to the dinner to get something to eat and drink andd i was walking slowly so to make sure the younger kids didn’t trip or get lost cause it was dark andd stalker comes right up next to me and i’m fuvcking deadass this 8 or 9 year old girl says to me “did you know that you’re tasty?” and i was like “haha what” then she gets even fucking closer to me and fucking whispers “in both ways” LIKE WHAT??????? BOTH WAYS????? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????? SO I JUST BOLTED THE FUCK INTO DINNER CAUSE I WASNT GONNA TRY AND DEAL WITH THAT SHIT ANYMORE
so that was the last of what she did that night but oh it was only the beginning…so after THAT experiences, max’s #1 fan started hanging out with stalker more…i swear those two were specifically put on this earth for my torture…so there were lots of little things that she did to me like hanging onto my arm and not letting go unless i pushed her off hard enough, saying that she wished she’d grow up and be a lesbian then look directly at me and smiling, copying everything i did, licking me more, and of course begging snake to invite me over whenever she was there. but theres one other incident that stands out above others
so my friend sky (they can vouch for me on all of this btw we’re still friends) and i had slept over snakes house and max’s #1 fan was bothering us so to get her to go away, sky just opened up their jacket and flaunted their bod (dw they just came back from play rehearsal so they were just wearing skin colored clothes under their jacket) and max’s #1 fan ran away and didnt bother us for the rest of the night! so the next weekend i slept over snakes house again, this time with yaoifan666. before yaoifan666 got there, max’s #1 fan and stalker were bothering us. they were trying to get in snakes room but we were blocking the door but they were being annoying and banging on it so i told them “if you guys come in here then im just gonna take my shirt off in front of you” since that seemed to work when sky did it…unfortunately…the reaction i got wasn’t what i wanted. i mean, max’s #1 fan still said “EWW” and ran away bbut stalker jjust said…”oh yes” ssso apparently i made the most terrified face ever andd i was basically on the verge of tears because of this child…
luckily im not friends with snake anymore and by the time i graduate stalker will be in like 7th or 8th grade so the likelihood of me ever having to see her again and her remembering me is VERY low so thank god because still to this day i can see her cold, black (well they were dark brown but im partially color blind so they looked black to me) eyes staring into me with as much lust as a 8 or 9 year old can have and god even to this day i can hear her whispering “in both ways” to me
sorry this was so long i just feel like summing it up quickly doesnt do it justice