anonymous asked:

The thing is, if there was a baby, it would be going exactly as it is now. Blacklisted and such. My friend who is not 1d at all was like "yeah I bet they just don't talk about it" and she thinks it's completely real. The only thing that's weird is how it was announced but 1d has never done anything normally.

Anon, weird things about this baby story:

- the way it was announced

- the timing (2 months-1month in, depending on what version you prefer to follow)

- the fact that it’s been brought up a billion time but up to today, 5 months later, we still don’t have an official rep statement

- the fact that Louis and Liam threw a fake baby away two weeks before the story broke down, inexplicably repeating “it’s not real”

- the shape, position and dimension of the belly

- the complete lack of congratulations and involvement by ANYONE (exception made for Kevin Jonas and Simon Cowell- you see the comic aspect of this, right?)

- the fact that they had a “pregnant” woman stand in the middle of an arena with no one but a 15 yo girl watching out for her for 6 nights in a row

- the fact that the bears do have their own bodyguards 

- her social media being cleaned up months before the alleged flirt started

- her grandmother literally leaked pics of them being close in a club

- we were made to believe that she and her mum went shopping with Louis’s family, but were sadly hidden by a plant

- the date of the birth keeps shifting in accord of what’s more convenient for 1dhq

- everybody looks like they’d rather be watching an episode of Masterchef Morocco than being there while questions about it are made

- the fact that the topic is blacklisted

- Louis, as we know him, is behaving so bad from day 1

- a professional was called to organise their outings (in low profile clubs where many people could see them hang out together) and be sure they were papped for weeks

- Louis went out clubbing, partying, having dinner with Harry for 4 years without no one ever knowing (because that’s what you do when you need privacy)

And this is coming to me with no order, while I’m tired. You could write a book out of the inconsistencies of this ridiculous stunt. You have to concentrate to find out something that ISN’T weird.