What'd you sell your soul for?
  • Aries:Power, of course. The point of the game is winning.
  • Taurus:Superiority. I've always been a cut above the rest, anyway, you know.
  • Gemini:Necessity. It was in the way of doing what needed to be done.
  • Cancer:Wealth. Who says money can't buy happiness?
  • Leo:Immortality. Dying is for suckers.
  • Virgo:Love; the greatest of all things, and the most fragile.
  • Libra:Friendship. You stand by your friends, even at the highest cost.
  • Scorpio:Defiance. I don't need a soul; it's only a weakness.
  • Sagittarius:Youth. All the energy and joy of living you'll ever need.
  • Capricorn:Knowledge. If only you'd known then, you could have made things right.
  • Aquarius:A life without the need of sleep. You don't want to take any minute for granted.
  • Pisces:To bring someone back from the dead. You still have things you need to say.

Today, while dealing with something at work, it came to me, finally from a very external, detached point of view, that I’m theoretically meant, as a fan, as a professional with a pertinent degree, as a regular person with working braincells, to believe that the reaction of Louis Tomlinson’s team to the unexpected issue of an unplanned pregnancy with a random girl was to:

· not pressure either her or him into a paternity test

· very publicly announce it barely two months after the conception

· make a big deal out of it, so that the news was spread throughout the world, while simultaneously using it as a platform for Larry jokes

· not allow anyone to release a formal/informal comment until a very awkward confirmation on live tv

· be sure that their client totally avoided his mama-to-be, blatanly going out clubbing and being generally involved with other girls

· keep everyone else around him, his bandmates included, from showing any hint of enthusiasm, except for a very inappropriate comment on a gay magazine

· let their client repeatedly state that his plans for the future didn’t include any responsibility and act accordingly to that

· let their client start a new relationship with another random girl about a month before the planned birth of his son and throw it into the face of the general public

· let the news of the birth leak from the IG account of the baby mama’s (quite problematic) grandmother

· have their client completely change his attitude the day his baby was born

· have him and the baby incredibly publicized with several papwalks and articles, but not a single proper statement about health, name, official details

· let the complicated relationship of their client and his baby mama’s family be brought up, complete with their custody fight details

· still not care to force a paternity test and let the press insist on the lack of said paternity test

· let the press go wild with offensive and silly speculation about the newborn

· push their client’s questionable behavior while in the middle of the custody fight

· keep on making his very new relationship with the new random girl very public while her presence stands as one of the main issues in the custody fight

· react to the offensive speculation through a very poor exclusive from the same outlet who started it instead of a regular rep statement or photoshoot with their client’s involvement and direct quotes.

And of course this is not even the complete, exhaustive list of reasons why we’re sure nothing of this is organic. But put it all together, from a PR perspective, from the little basic facts that are common knowledge and elementary pillars in the scene (not only the entertainment one) and the profession, it’s totally, absolutely, unquestionably an endless load of bullshit.

reasons for the signs' actions
  • aries:they’re more competitive with themselves than they are with you. bold and quick because they’re scared of letting opportunities and people slip away
  • taurus:they love memories so they go through things slower to try and remember and feel as much as possible.
  • gemini:they talk a lot because they don’t want to seem boring, because people leave when others get boring, and they don’t like being left alone
  • cancer:often quite sassy and silly. protective of the ones they love because they’re scared of the consequences they’ll have to face if they don’t.
  • leo:they’re all about themselves because they’re looking for ways to improve themselves because they want to be perfect.
  • virgo:critical and shy because they’re scared of messing up. if they’re not 100% sure that they can do it well, they don’t want to show off.
  • libra:can seem fake because while they can start rumors or whatnot, it’s to try and prevent real chaos from spreading.
  • scorpio:mysterious and quiet because they’re scared of vulnerability. trust is very important
  • sagittarius:runs away from their problems because they want the perfect way to solve it, and that doesn’t come from confrontation
  • capricorn:they work hard and tend to be on the serious side because they’re concerned about their future- they feel better knowing they’re preparing for it
  • aquarius:detached because they know that people leave, and they don’t believe in wasting tears on people who won’t stay
  • pisces:spaced-out because they love thinking about what the world could be, because what the world is, is not a desirable place

After Mr.Greg: Sugar can’t possibly make it gayer.

After Future Boy Zoltron: Sugar can’t possibly make it gayer.