If Zootopia was a Reality TV Show
Nick (talking to camera): So I’m dropping hints that I’m interested in her..
Various clips of Nick popping up out of nowhere are shown in succession:
At Judy’s desk:
Nick: Date me?
Judy(in monotone): no.
At water cooler:
Nick(with bedroom eyes): Date me?
Nick: Don’t you love me?
Nick: Well what better reason than-
Nick: So this is a date, right?
In filing room:
Nick: Oh, come on. What do you have to lose?
Judy: How about my dignity and self-respect?
Nick: I can’t be that bad.
Judy(smiling): yeah, you’re worse.
Flips back to Nick:
Nick: Last Monday she hesitated before rejecting me so I guess you could say I’m making progress. *raises eyebrows suggestively*
Flips to Judy talking to coworker:
Judy: -and I cannot stand him.
Nick: You know, I can stop if you ask me to.
Judy: How do you keep showing up everywhere?!
Nick: I’m sneaky. It’s kinda my thing, Carrots. If you want me to stop just say so.
Judy: Well I- that’s…
Nick: Uh huh. Admit it. You want me to like you. *lowers voice* Like-Like you.
Coworker: I’m just gonna…go…now
Nick: I’m right, aren’t I?
Judy: Shut up.