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Drive Safely (Jeff Atkins x Reader)

Originally posted by wkom

A/N. JEFF DESERVES BETTER! And because of this, and because I am trash, I rewrote the ending of episode 9 - Clay doesn’t leave, Hannah and Sheri don’t knock over the stop sign, and everyone is safe. I hope you guys like it, and I am more than willing to take requests. Feel free to message me guys. Let’s cry together.

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Alright, enjoy!


The music was blasting, the beer was flowing, and Jessica and Justin were on the verge of procreating on the couch. (Y/n) rolled her eyes at the two sophomores and squeezed through the crowd, balancing the two drinks in her hands as she weaved around the drunk teenagers. She finally made it outside, sucking in a breath of the cooling autumn air and sighing. She was pretty sure Monty had brushed up against her ass. Horny asshole.

She looked around the far less populated, but still crowded, front yard, picking out her boyfriend from the way his poofy hair stood out above everyone else. He was talking to Clay, and as she approached she saw him roll his eyes violently, his whole body swaying with the force of it.

Damn Jensen, she thought with a laugh, you’re gonna break my boyfriend of you and Hannah don’t bang soon.

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Goofing Around With Zach Would Include
  • “Zach no”
  • “Zach yes”
  • you obnoxiously singing the Backyardigans theme song to him
  • him singing it back to you but he has such a good voice so you don’t mind
  • fake proposals in public so you would attract attention
  • “Oh, Y/N L/N, you are the net to my ball, the egg to my sperm-”
  • a few people shake their heads and leave
  • you’re too busy snickering behind your hand
  • “-Will you do the honor of marrying me, Zach Dempsey, future marine biologist and basketball star?”
  • “Sure, I guess”
  • supermarket dates
  • him pushing you around in the cart
  • he would let you go and you would go rolling into a display of fruits
  • “Babe, it was an accident, I swear.”
  • “Mhmm”
  • you get back at him by putting back some of his things
  • “Babe! The cashier forgot to pack my fruit snacks!”
  • you thinking it’s funny until he drags you back to the supermarket to get his fruit snacks
  • your dates are never boring
  • bets
  • the bets are usually stupid
  • “I bet you won’t run into Monet’s right now screaming “I dropped my croissants!”, pantsless”
  • “You’re on.”
  • falling over in laughter when you saw him getting hit with a dirty cloth by Skye
  • getting kicked out of places for being too loud and disruptive
  • “They just can’t handle the fabulousness.”
  • everyone would just be so tired of you guys
  • especially Justin
  • “You guys are so stupid, why am I even friends with you.”
  • “Because you loveeee us, Justey.”
  • going to his basketball games decked out in the opposing team’s colors
  • him mouthing, “Oh, that’s cold.”
  • cheering for him whenever he made a shot anyway
  • blowing raspberry’s at each other in class
  • the teacher shaking her head because this is the tenth time she’s told you guys to stop doing that this week
  • you guys never getting bored with each other