anonymous asked:

But Maya I have a lot of questions! How will they sue us, like of all us - because they say 1D fans or are they choosing from our Urls? Who will represent us in court? For what exactly can they sue us, bloging about love and not fake babies? Ect...

Oh, anon, you can sleep blissfully!

First of all, this is not how it works. You don’t sue One Direction fans, those headlines might easily be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read and, believe me, I’ve read so many of them both for this band and my own job.

Also, as far as I’m concerned, there’s nothing any of us has said or done that could ever be legally prosecuted.

Also, if there’s someone who ever tried to engage with the fandom, made numerous attempts at seeking attention through different tools and tricks, that’s the family and we have infinite evidence of that.

Also, if there’s someone who ever went over the top and probably stated something very very inappropriate and legally questionable, that’s still that family when they stated/implied that Louis was an awful person and father, just as his biological parent.

Also, do we realise that to sue someone, you have to, like, have a basis? I’m not saying anything here, but…will they sue us for expressing the opinion that all of this story is completely made up while it is…absolutely genuine? Would their counterattack be that nothing here is fake, nobody signed contracts and there’s a baby (biological son of Louis)? I do get that these people are totally questionable from a moral and intellectual point of view, but there’s a limit, even for them or for people who would deal with them. I’m seriously trying to picture a regular lawyer’s face through an hypothetical speech they’d give while seeking legal advice.

If you ask me, there’s only two reactions you could have about this nonsense:

- you get endlessly infuriated by the disgusting angle they’re pushing 

- you get endlessly amused by the ridiculousness of such empty threats

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Her Questions:

1. Last person you texted? Kyle

2. Last text you received? “Sure!”

3. Describe the last person you kissed. Words really can’t describe him. That would downgrade him.

4. What did you do for your last birthday? I spent all day at a poms competition but Kyle came so it was all cool.

5. What are you the most excited for? My birthday!

6. Would you rather get into a fight with your SOs parents or get into a fight with your boss? Why? Boss. I wouldn’t want a bad relationship with his parents.

7. What should you be doing right now instead of answering these questions? Finals studying and homework.

8. Why did you get named what you were named? Nothing haha

9. What’s something you’re not looking forward to? Finals

10. If you could go anywhere you would like where would you go? Who would you take? Why? Disney with Kyle. We want to go to a place where dreams come true and we could be all cute there.

11. What is your favourite movie? Who did you last see it with? Saw with Kyle :)

My questions:
1. Who was your last crush?
2. What’s your favorite food?
3. What’s your dream vacation?
4. What’s your favorite thing about a guy/girl?
5. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
6. Who’s your favorite disney character? Why?
7. What do you want most for your birthday?
8. What would you be most famous for depending on your talents?
9. What do you want to be when you’re older?
10. If you had one day left to live, where would you go? Who would you spend it with? What would you do?
11. Do you like cinnabons?