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If BTS songs were named like ‘Friends’ episodes
  • No More Dream: The one that started it all/ Hoseok’s forehead makes a rare appearance before going to war
  • We Are Bulletproof pt.2: The one that will not be forgotten (looking at you, Beyond The Scene) ft. ot7′s abs make a rare appearance
  • N.O: The one where 7 fetuses don’t wanna do homework
  • Boy in Luv: The one where the boys went past their ‘cooties’ stage/ The one where Jungkook accepted he was your oppa.
  • Just One Day: The one where Hoseok was labelled a murderer for killing people with his voice ft. BTS comes clean with their chair fetish
  • Danger: The one where Seokjin realised dancing was seriously not his thing/ The one where Namjoon’s hair looked like cupcake frosting.
  • War of Hormone: The one where BTS decided they were horny and slapping Jimin’s ass was a good way to show it…
  • I Need U: The one where Jimin made the bathtub his second home.
  • Dope: The one where they celebrated Halloween a little too early ft. Seokjin realising dancing would only get worse from here
  • Run: The one where KIM NAMJOON WHY WOULD YOU DO A LOLLIPOP DIRTY LIKE THAT ft. BTS gives us a look into psychology
  • Epilogue: Young Forever: The one that made ARMYs realise they were doomed for liking 7 boys because everything was a fucking theory 
  • Fire: The one where Yoongi thought it was a good idea to burn someone and have a whole clan chase their fucking asses in the future/ The one where ‘btw Seokjin has some camera time and lines in this one’
  • Save Me: The one where BTS realised aesthetics and mother nature was important
  • Blood, Sweat and Tears: The one that is facing a lawsuit from ARMYs because too many panties have been torn due to visuals/ the one that took drugs and shit to a whole new level ft. Seokjin is attracted to statues and Taehyung cosplays as Lucifer
  • Spring Day: The one where everyone wanted that cake to hit Namjoon’s face ft. BTS doesn’t wanna do laundry
  • Not Today: The one where Yoongi messed up big time and got all their asses killed ft. where the fuck is Seokjin, I’m asking for a friend
  • Come Back Home: The one where- no seriously, I’m done with this shit, where the actual fuck is Kim Seokjin, I will fucking shoot somebody
  • Chi Ase Namida: The one  where SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY-AYE-AYE-AYE
  • I like it: The one where Hoseok shows the world that he raps, dances and sings, bitches when will your faves ever
  • Coffee: The one where BTS is hella relatable because I could really use some caffeine right about now
  • Satoori Rap: The one where everyone thinks their dialect is better and it is Captain South Korea: Civil War
  • Attack on Bangtan: The one where one is for all and all is for one
  • Tomorrow: The one where 7 little boys tell you to live life and not fucking waste it
  • Cypher pt.3: The one where haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate ft. Supreme Boi pays a visit
  • Spine Breaker: The one where they tell you to respect yo mama and papa but the mv says otherwise because Kim seokjin might be pregnant with the 8th member ft. memekook makes his official debut
  • Jump: The one where BTS decided to dedicate a song to kangaroos
  • Hip-Hop Lover: The one where Rap Line teaches haters to stay in their fucking lane and let them live their lives
  • Let me Know: The one where Taehyung takes his voice deeper than the Pacific ocean
  • Will you put down your cell phone: The one where Namjoon is fucking done with technology and wants to bring back hardcore sociology
  • Look Here: The one where Namjin thought it was a good idea to verbally harass us
  • Second Grade: The one where BTS is all grown up, moving from diapers to potty training
  • Boyz with Fun: The one where the boys wanted to be party animals but with apple juice instead of wine
  • Converse High: The one where ARMYs thought Namjoon might have a foot fetish and Yoongi begs to differ
  • Nevermind: The one where Yoongi thought it was a good idea to make us tear up for the thousandth time and Seokjin didn’t give a shit or a fuck
  • Butterfly: The one where Jungkook observed his hyungs and got receipts to copy them on variety shows
  • House of Cards: The one where Jimin’s high notes are still stuck in our heads
  • Begin: The one where Jungkook was all ‘I luv u bro, no homo tho’
  • Stigma: The one where Taehyung invented murder through raspy breath and followed Jimin in slaying high notes
  • Lie: The one where Jimin realised he wasn’t going to grow a single inch despite drinking all that milk
  • Reflection: The one where everyone but Namjoon loves himself
  • MAMA: The one where Hoseok set an example of being a good son/sun, same thing
  • First Love: The one where Yoongi told us not to fucking touch his piano
  • Awake: The one where Seokjin thinks he’s a penguin because he can’t fly but in reality, he’s a pegasus who flew through the skies and beyond
  • Lost: The one where vocal line drew the line and said ‘screw cypher, now watch this’
  • Cypher 4: The one where rap line decided to be the rich bitch and make the haters their bitch
  • Am I wrong: The one where the fetuses realised how fucked up the world is
  • 21st Century Girl: The one where they invented feminism
  • 2!3! Hoping for better days: The one where BTS got really emo
  • Intro: Boy Meets Evil: the one where Hoseok makes the album his bitch
  • Do you: the one where Namjoon spits fire but it sounds like he’s spitting sex
  • I believe: The one where 6 little kids ask their leader if they can have a go at his mixtape
  • Joke: The one where Namjoon makes bandages look sexy
  • Agust D: The one where the sugar is salty and rips throats with his tongue technology
  • Tony Montana: The one that made Yoonmin real
  • So far away: the one that showed us true pain and made yoonjinkook canon
  • 4 o’ clock: The one where Vmin is canon but Namjoon and Taehyung take the spotlight and make our ovaries burst
  • Change: The one where Namjoon goes international
  • Even If I die, It’s you: The one where Taehyung realised, ‘if bighit doesn’t love Jin-hyung, I will’ and they killed it tbh
  • Expensive Girl: The one where Namjoon proved to all of us he’s a kinky piece of shit and proud
  • Trouble: The one where Namjin hinted that they were having a go at it
  • Arirang: The one where BTS made a political debut
  • Always: The one where Namjoon showed us that singing is his shit
  • 1 Verse: The one where Hoseok thought it was a good idea to bless with this miracle but never show up solo again ft. we’re still waiting for that mixtape, sweety
  • We don’t talk anymore: The one where Jungkook and Jimin thought it was okay to drop the bomb of how good their English pronunciation was

Promptio Week Day 3: Betrayal  (Ive fallen behind because im disgustingly sick atm but I’ll catch up)

Kaciart
you KNOW its all a ruse
Prom gets knocked from the train but that was all planned
And he rejoins the Nif army to report on what he’s learned and what he’s learned is that he’s very attached to those Lucian assholes
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HOW TO PLAY A TERRIBLE CHARACTER AND SURVIVE

As someone who specializes in jackass characters (i.e. evil, bad, morally corrupt, etc.) I’ve been meaning to make this guide for all my fellow roleplayers trying their hand at harvesting their evil seedlings. I hope you enjoy my guide and it helps you. If it doesn’t, though, at least you laughed due to my hilarious commentary.

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prince!taeyong au (a bulleted scenario)

Originally posted by nctaezen

a/n this wasn’t a request but i’ve just been getting prince feels from taeyong lately, i didn’t know how to end it ok i wrote this in an hour!!! also, announcement….. I’M SEEING NCT 127 IN MANILA NEXT MONTH!!! IM CRYING!!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!! I GOT TICKETS RIGHT NEXT TO THE STAGE IM CRYING!!!! AND…. NOT ONLY AM I SEEING THEM PERFORM BUT… I ALSO GOT A PHOTO OP PASS. IM MEETING THEM. IM ACTUALLY CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE IT ITS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE SO IM TYPING THIS BUT IT DOESNT FEEL REAL TO ME OK IM SORRY IM SO PARANOID

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genre: fluff

  • first off, i wanna clarify that this is kind of a mix of modern and past??? U get it
  • ok so,,, he looks like a prince
  • as a prince, i think taeyong would be the kindest most respectable dude EVER
  • like he genuinely cares about his people
  • everyone loves him basically
  • he literally goes out of his way to meet his people
  • and he’s gonna be crowned as king pretty soon since his father’s getting old
  • and in all honesty, he’s not ready to make decisions and stuff like that
  • he thinks he’s not ready but imo he is but i don’t have a say im jus the writer
  • okay so onto you….
  • you’re just from the middle class, nothing special
  • you’ve never seen the prince despite him making regular visits to the village
  • you think his whole acts of kindness thing is just a scheme to get the people to like him as a king
  • so let’s say you’re really adventurous, you’re always in the woods or whatever that’s why you’ve never seen prince taeyong
  • so one time late at night you’re just really bored and can’t seem to fall asleep
  • so you decide to go into the woods and just walk around or something
  • you really shouldn’t do that u could be eaten by wolves or something
  • but yeah ANYWAY you’re walking around in the woods it’s been like an hour dude
  • then you see this tiny hole that looks like an entrance between two trees
  • you’re like ooooo spooky so u go check to see what’s on the other side
  • and it’s a really pretty garden,,, like ,, it’s an actual garden with lanterns and a lil pond and it’s just so pretty it doesn’t look real
  • so while you’re looking around you see this dude obviously taeyong sitting by the pond and u jump a bit but he doesn’t seem to notice your presence
  • he’s just lying there with his eyes closed, humming some tune
  • so u go closer and ur like “are you awake”
  • and he opens his eyes in shock kinda and hes like “oh shit someone saw me”
  • and you’re just thinking oh this dude is wearing expensive clothes he must be rich and ur like “who are you???”
  • and then it hits him that you don’t know he’s the prince
  • he’s like “oh…. i’m TY” and you’re like “that’s a weird name but ok i’m y/n”
  • he nods and you’re like “so did you make this? do you come here often TY?” and he’s like “my grandfather did when i was little. and yeah i come here when i can’t sleep or when something’s on my mind”
  • you’re like “so which one is it?”
  • he’s like ??? and ur like “can’t sleep or is there something bothering you?”
  • he’s like “oh….kinda both, but more of the latter”
  • you’re like “you wanna talk about it?” he’s like “its nothing, its just that i have to do something that involves a lot of decision making that i’m not ready to do yet”
  • you’re like “oh well whatever it is i’m sure you’ll be ready, you seem like a really reliable guy TY” and he’s smiling bc this is coming from your heart and you’re not just saying this bc he’s the prince
  • taeyongs like “so how about you? what brought you here?” and you’re like “i dunno i just couldn’t sleep”
  • so you two are just enjoying the silence and also getting to know each other a bit
  • you’re like “you must be from a noble family huh?” and he nods and you’re like “so does that mean you’re attending the prince’s coronation next week?”
  • he’s like “uhh idk i might” and you’re like “you know i’ve never seen the prince, but i always hear stuff about him being a really nice guy but i think that’s all just crap to get the public’s approval” this kinda offends him and he frowns but he’s like “or maybe he’s just a really nice guy”
  • and you’re like “you know i could see it that way if i didn’t have this bias against royals, they seem really stuck up, im just hoping this prince isn’t the same”
  • taeyongs like “he isn’t. i’ve met him, he’s passionate about helping his people”
  • and ur like “hmmm i’ll give him a chance”
  • then u realize it’s almost 4 am and you get up
  • you’re like “i’ll see you around TY” and he’s like “you can find me here every night if you want” and you’re like “i’ll take note of that”
  • so the next night you guys meet again and you get to know each other a lot better, talking about each other’s favorite colors, food, fears, music. he tells you stories about his life, places he’s been to, you’d pretty much just talk for hours.
  • you’ve been meeting for about 8 nights now, and in the day he’d be on your mind and you’d be on his, and you eventually realize that your heart flutters when you see him waiting for you in the hidden garden
  • so basically you’ve fallen for him and his stories and just everything about him in just a matter of 8 days
  • on the 9th night, your feelings were just running through your body and you were like screw it i’m confessing tonight
  • you’re really nervous as you make your way to the garden, but he isn’t there
  • this kinda upsets you but then you remember it’s the prince’s coronation tomorrow, and TY coming from a noble family, was probably busy with preparations
  • so you leave, deciding on just telling him about your feelings the following night
  • so in the day, your family drags you to watch the parade of the new king with them, much to your dismay
  • you’re just looking around for TY, hoping he’s somewhere here
  • then you hear the crowd yelling for the king
  • you look up at the float and you’re IN SHOCK
  • like ,,, REALLY
  • your mouth is hanging wide open and your mother lightly slaps your arm telling you to bow in respect
  • and as you’re bowing you look up and you and taeyong’s eyes lock
  • you both have a look of shock on your faces and before you know it the float has passed you
  • and you’re just dumbfounded the whole day
  • in your head you’re like ,,,, ‘i’ve been talking to the prince this whole time… i’ve told him things that could get me killed…… and….. I HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM’
  • so ur very slightly angry so at night you go off to the garden again thinking he won’t be there bc he’ll be too busy at his party
  • but there he is, sitting by the pond in his royal clothing
  • he looks exactly like he did when you first saw him, lying next to the pond with his eyes shut
  • you quietly go near him and you’re like “what’s up king taeyong
  • this time he doesn’t even bother opening his eyes he’s like “it’s TY to you”
  • then he sits up and stares at you and he’s like “are you mad that i didn’t tell you”
  • you’re like “i was, but i kinda understand why you didn’t”
  • he’s like “so are you gonna start treating me differently now”
  • you’re like “i don’t think you’d want that so i won’t”
  • and he smiles at you which makes your heart MELT
  • you’re like “so why aren’t you at your celebration”
  • he’s like “i ditched and told them i was tired”
  • you laugh and you’re like “that’s a good way to start off as king”
  • you’re like “so is this the thing that was bothering you the first night we met, the thing you said you weren’t ready to do??” and he nods
  • you’re like “from what i know about you, i think you’re going to be a great king, don’t worry too much, i believe in you”
  • he’s like “that means a lot, especially since it’s coming from you”
  • ur like “huh???” and he leans in and holds u softly be the cheeks and kisses you
  • and your heart is JUMPING
  • you both pull away and he’s like “i’ve been wanting to do that” and you’re like “honestly, same.”
  • he’s like “i ended up developing feelings for you, you got to know me as taeyong and not prince taeyong, just taeyong.” and you’re like “i feel the same way for you, you were so genuine as a person and i just couldn’t get you off my mind”
  • he’s like “you’re not just saying that bc i’m the king?” you know he’s joking but u put a fake hurt face on and he tackles u into a hug
  • you’re like “ok but you know we aren’t going to be allowed to be together right?” and taeyongs like “well why not? everythings being modernized now, who’s to say i can’t be with the person i’ve fallen for? i’m the king
  • and you just spend the rest of the night cuddling in the garden
  • he introduces you to his parents and they agree on keeping your relationship a secret until his term as king is long enough
  • he hires you to work in the palace just to spend time with you
  • its cute you’d be serving him tea and you’d bow and he’d take it then give you a peck on the cheek
  • you’d still go to the hidden garden with him, it would be your place and it would just be sacred for you two
  • and you live happily ever after
  • end

D&D campaign idea –  the players and DM all decide on a pantheon of real-world gods/demigods and each players gets to roll a character sheet for a god from that pantheon, maybe starting at a higher level of the DMs choosing. The setting/time period is the DMs choice, but the whole campaign is the gods in mortal form with diminished powers trying to fight whatever force or power sucked their godhood from them. And when they reach level 20 they’re back to full, end-of-Hercules-glowing-gold godhood and shit gets real

So, like Hades would be a necromancer and Persephone would be a druid

Odin would probably be some kind of caster/barbarian multiclass and Loki would be a bard with maybe a few levels in rogue

Bast would be a hunter with a cat familiar and Horus a healing focused cleric

oh so like i think is a good time to tell you this, i have permission now

altho most of you dont live where i do ehehe still i promised so

ok

so like you guys know that i do tradional art, right? i paint with oils

so well

next week im going to be exposing my art

like in a real gallery

for real

so im…veryexcitedandistillcantbelievethisisfreakinghugeanditmeansalotandokiwillshutup

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Over time I have found
A silence louder than sound
And everything that I heard last year
Standing alone with no one but my fear

So let me fall down with your love
Let me fall down with your love
Time to sail away, sail away, out of your arms
To sail away, sail away out of your

I tried to
Believe you
Won’t do this all again
Sail away out of your arms

Tethered hands cover part
Your little lies in the dark
I didn’t know how the end would feel
But for what it was worth it’s never felt real

So let me fall down with your love
Let me fall down with your love
Time to sail away, sail away out of your arms
To sail away, sail away out of your

I tried to
Believe you
Won’t do this all again
Sail away out of your arms

You were my home
You were my home
You were my whole world
You were my home
You were my home
You were my whole world
Time to sail away, sail away out of your arms
To sail away, sail away out of your


I tried to
Believe you
Won’t do this all again
Sail away out of your arms

Talking To You

It’s a lot like talking to the stars
So distant
So real
So imaginary
A light in the dark
Scientifically discussed in scholarly journals and second hand small talk

Talking to you
It’s a lot like math
Concrete
Predictable
Intense
Building sky scrapers and bridges
Haunting college students
Drawing perfect circles

Talking to you
It’s a lot like poetry
Raw and random
Humming doo wop
Skipping hopscotch
Abstract and cryptic
With paper lanterns igniting wild fires
Savagely molding 5,000 feelings into two lines
Exhaustive
Repetitive

Talking to you
It’s a lot like time traveling
To some Polaroid in a shoebox
To a land before time
To the future
Strobe lights puttering
Tears and smiles
Confetti and neon
Lovers covered in tar and space-age technology

Talking to you
It’s a lot like self-destruction
Quick and final
Explosive and glorified
On some mountain top
Spiraling into sparks and shredded metal
Nervously twitching
Covered in sweat at four in the morning

Talking to you
It’s a lot like a symphony
Structured and sweet
Following law
Peaceful patterns overlaid
Sweeping through the air
Soft and intricate
Making the things we’ve said a thousand times twist into violent revelations

Deaf!Marinette Headcannons

I haven’t seen a lot about this AU (I know theres some somewhere but I can’t find it I didn’t make this up) @mahaliciously thank for the lil nudge that makes me want to write this rip me and my like four fics now


  • Marinette was born with very poor hearing and was completely Deaf by the time she was 5.
  • she barely remembers sounds at all
  • Her love for designing is not only for the fashion but for the fact that hearing isn’t needed any way shape or form
  • her bullying was because she can’t hear herself.
  • I don’t know if you ever met someone who was Deaf but people can be rude and think they’re retarded because their voice doesn’t always sound normal so Chole being the witch she is made fun of marinette for that (Its making me angry to imagine it)
  • So marinette kinda trained herself to not laugh or use her voice at all
  • And she can read lips
  • So when the umbrella scene happens she giggles using her voice for the first time and Adrien tells her she has a beautiful laugh and not to listen to Chole
  • it was the cutest little giggle to she was so shy
  • my heart
  • yeah poor girl is hella whipped
  • When she’s ladybug she has cute lil antennas to help her sense things that she can’t hear but it doesn’t ALWAYS work. 
  • when she first met chat Noir she didn’t speak or give any indication she couldn’t hear because she already felt like she wasn’t meant to be ladybug, last thing she wanted was to be told that for something she couldn’t control.
  • Chat Noir realizes his partner is Deaf when she cant understand what ivan the rock is saying and how she signs out a cuss word in anger when he used cataclsym to early
  • she doesn’t yell lucky charm but thinks it in her head and does the same motion so it still works sense tikki KNOWS what Ladybug was saying
  • She doesn’t give a speech to the Hawkmoth butterfly display but Chat Noir speaks for them when he sees the fire in her eyes
  • sense He didnt know sign language when they meet she made motions to take off her earrings and looked at him apologetically for all the trouble he caused
  • she is to cute for him to handle
  •  they defeat stoneheart together
  • Alya knows how to sign sense she has a Deaf Aunt (Roll with me on this one okay) and wants to punch chloe the moment they meet 
  • Chat learns to sign just so he can make his puns for her and make her giggle because that’s his only goal in life
  • the first time he ever hears Ladybugs voice is her small laugh she tried to stifle when he dramatically fell over on one of their earliest patrols
  •  Poor boy is so whipped for her
  • the city doesn’t know she’s deaf Chat usually speaks and Ladybug pulls a whole stoic cool superhero act on propose to hide it
  • No one seems to wonder why she doesn’t speak they assume its to hide her identity or that shes maybe mute or something
  • she and chat get really fast at the one hand alphabet sense they got yo yo’s and batons to deal with
  • besides that’s all he learned at first so it was easier anyway
  • Ladybug does get angry at Chat Noir for always trying to take the hits and protect her
  • Just because she cant hear doesn’t mean shes some fragile flower she will kick your ass

more Headcannons under the cut~ (From some episodes where it would change a lot or cause some more drama~) would anyone want me to actually re write this whole plot out?? Idk

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You’re a Wizard, Neil

Part One: Neil finally discovers Harry Potter and he likes it Part Two: Part Three:

  • It started with Andrew reading a book
  • Neil wasn’t into reading, seeing as he had been on the run for a good portion of his teen years and never had the time to just sit and relax
  • And his parents weren’t the type to read him a bedtime story when he was little
  • But Andrew likes to read because books had always put him into another world where he could pretend to be the hero worshipped protagonist and didn’t have to actually worry about anything because it wasn’t real
  • So Neil finds Andrew reading all the time
    • Stuffed in a beanbag chair while Nicky and Aaron are playing some dumb video game in the living area, in the back of the bus to one of their away games, snuggled in bed waiting for Neil to be done arguing exy strategies with Kevin (and to come snuggle him to sleep)
  • This one book Neil has noticed Andrew reading lately is one that he’s seen him read before and the title looks familiar:
    • It’s Harry Potter

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a month without uploading he comes back with a tag - whoo
that no one even tagged him he’s not a challenge to drag - ouch
so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe - cringe
cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe

first things first you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle - tru
you’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just took like a poodle - hobbit
throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that’s dan - posh
you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man

you procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? - ooh
you’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary - woah
the only reason you get views is you’re another white guy
that people ship with his friend cause they think it’s kawaii

oh
reasons why dan’s a fail
i’ll give you some

you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep
you’re jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality - uh huh
your family’s sad your flopped your law degree at university
and anything embarrassing that’s from your past you just delete

you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? - milk
wow i’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity
you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic - boo

i could go on there’s more if i check
there’s more things on this list than chins on your neck
on your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath - real

so your celebrity crush was j-law but now it’s evan p - mhmm
wtf even is your sexuality
it’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry - what is it
i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry

*cough*
i’m joking
obviously
..

okay that went deep
repress it? yup
before i start crying let’s wrap this shit up

i’m gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza - feelings
shout out to the other youtubers especially ryan higa
a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation
met with no depreciation it’s the youtube nation - youtubeee

click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year - or 3
to see my last one from 10 years ago just click over here - fail
so leave a comment with your reaction you can call me a liar
cause you just witnessed the roast danisnotonfire

slam dunk

summary: high school basketball team star player lai guanlin and you
a/n: requested; i love basketball x guanlin very much so thanks for requesting this heh

  • “y/n!!!” you see seonho waving his whole entire arms at you trying to get your attention from where you were in the stands
  • you acknowledged him with a small wave, horrified bc wtf that had attracted all the attention of the people around you too
  • tbh you weren’t really one to go for your school’s basketball games 
  • like 1) you don’t even know the rules of the game so what’s the point and 2) you didn’t know anyone from the team up til now anyway so it was just boring for you
  • however your friend seonho had just recently joined the team as a newbie and he was super jealous of all his teammate hyungs who had like literal fangirls screaming for them at every game
  • so of course he begged you to come to the game and pretend to be his fangirl 
  • never mind the fact that he wasn’t even playing he was literally the water boy lmao

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imagine park woojin as your classmate

project partners to dating partners :’)

(( AS REQUESTED // omg since ure a woojin stan can i get a request where y/n and woojin study in the same course after his wanna one activities (before he debuts in brand new music) and got closer after a project andddd you can write whatever after that LMAO :^) THANK YOU ))

  • okay so ure a fan of wanna one
  • who isnt tbh
  • and lucky u bc it turns out tht ure going to college w the one and only park woojin!!!!!!! (srsly tho what r the chances)
  • u forgot tht woojins age is kinda similar to urs bc he always acts like a tough guy on stage or a little kid off stage and u forget that hes a student like u
  • anyways
  • its a little weird to get used to seeing him in person after all the pictures n videos uve seen of him online
  • like?? hes a Real Person??? what a wild idea
  • and even tho ure both in the same college course, u try to keep ur distance

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anonymous asked:

Can you do a famous malec couple au? Please

okay so full credit to @achilleanragnor​ for helping me get started on this because famous was too big a window for me and then this happened

  • okay so magnus is the troy baker of video games
  • honestly like, has there been a well acted game in the last eight years that didn’t feature a magnus bane voice line???
  • (the answer is probably no)
  • he’s had one or two small roles on tv, just on little shows and things but his home is voice acting, because that’s what he loves doing
  • he loves trying on new people, trying out new personalities, new faces
  • he also adores seeing all the production teams do their magic
  • anyway yeah magnus is super famous in the gaming community, been to awards shows, the whole works. nerds faint in his presence. especially at comic con
  • and then there’s alec
  • alec who his parents wanted to go to law school but he started acting in a theatre group instead and found he loved it so much more
  • alec who was at law school when he got the call for an audition for a superhero movie
  • alec who gave up law school when he got that dream call, much to his parents displeasure
  • (izzy and jace were proud as hell though)
  • he’s had a lot of pretty big roles - superhero movies, cult sci-fi, a fantasy show everyone seems to love
  • honestly alec doesn’t think he’s famous, no matter how many people sneak pictures of him on the subway
  • izzy and jace have to remind him of that alone because he’s always like “no, they’re not looking at me, are you crazy?”
  • especially when he’s out with jace, because jace is this crazy good musician and of course they’re looking at you
  • anyway alec got asked to do a little cameo role in a big rpg game and he kind of loved it??? which was a surprise because he really didn’t expect to
  • he goes to visit jace one day and jace is playing it because “dude, it’s your game of course i’m playing the shit out of this just to see what you look like”
  • jace is impressed, but alec ends up in bliss listening to the main character talk, who is played by, you guessed it, magnus bane
  • he doesn’t really think about it much though, and moves on until his agent asks if he liked the game thing
  • because this big epic adventure game is looking for some stage & tv actors to do their newest story
  • and alec reads the brief and damn it’s a good story
  • so he goes for it and he gets it
  • and it’s not until the production staff start talking to him that he realises it’s a full motion capture game
  • which is new but he’s still excited to get going, because it looks like a fun game, and there’s a full gay romance, which is really important for alec
  • he wants to do it right dammit!!!!!
  • anyway he gets to set the first day and surprise surprise, guess who alec’s love interest is?
  • anyway alec spends half his time being in awe of magnus’ amazing talent, and the rest trying to wipe the drool off his chin because the only person that can make the ridiculous motion capture outfits look sexy is magnus bane
  • so they spend the next few months filming this game, with alec falling a little bit more in love every single day
  • until finally they get to the end of the game, and the climax of the love plot, when in the heat of danger they share a passionate first kiss
  • and honestly alec forgets he’s acting until they get to that scene, when the production crew says they can kiss if they want but they don’t need to because the motion capture comes out weird anyway and the outfits will probably make it awkward
  • only just as magnus is about to pull away, alec leans in and kisses him for real
  • so when the game comes out and the two of them play it together on date nights, magnus is all “can you believe out first kiss has been immortalised in a video game?”
  • anyway they go out together and the fans all love them
  • their comic con panel involves so many “what happened on set” things it’s hilarious
  • they’re basically the power couple of video games and it’s beautiful
  • they get to accept a bunch of lgbt awards together and blow up the internet
  • and they all lived happily ever after
  • (including their video game characters)
Dan's Diss track
Dan Howell
Dan's Diss track

Dan’s Diss Track im dead


LYRICSSS

a month without uploading he comes back with a tag - whoo
that no one even tagged him he’s not a challenge to drag - ouch
so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe - cringe
cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe

first things first you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle - tru
you’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just took like a poodle - hobbit
throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that’s dan - posh
you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man

you procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? - ooh
you’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary - woah
the only reason you get views is you’re another white guy
that people ship with his friend cause they think it’s kawaii

oh
reasons why dan’s a fail
i’ll give you some

you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep
you’re jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality - uh huh
your family’s sad your flopped your law degree at university
and anything embarrassing that’s from your past you just delete

you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? - milk
wow i’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity
you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic - boo

i could go on there’s more if i check
there’s more things on this list than chins on your neck
on your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath - real

so your celebrity crush was j-law but now it’s evan p - mhmm
wtf even is your sexuality
it’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry - what is it
i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry

*cough*
i’m joking
obviously
..

okay that went deep
repress it? yup
before i start crying let’s wrap this shit up

i’m gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza - feelings
shout out to the other youtubers especially ryan higa
a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation
met with no depreciation it’s the youtube nation - youtubeee

click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year - or 3
to see my last one from 10 years ago just click over here - fail
so leave a comment with your reaction you can call me a liar
cause you just witnessed the roast danisnotonfire

Being one of the only Kryptonians left and dating Kara would include:

Originally posted by missmaclay

Anon ask: Being one of the only Kryptonians left and dating Kara would include please?

Warning: mention of sex

(A/N): I 👏 LOVE 👏 KARA 👏 DANVERS

Glossary: Y/SH/N- Your Super Hero Name

Masterlist / Prompt List / Fandom List / Ask me anything!



  • When Clarke inform Kara that you were also a Kryptonian
  • She almost had a heart attack
  • Finding out that she and cousin are not the only ones made her heart flutter
  • especially when she first saw you
  • Oh Rao she fell, she fell hard
  • and after she got to know you better, your personality, she was sure that she had to be with you
  • you are the one and she was not going to stop until you feel the same
  • at first, Alex making fun of Kara cause she got so flustered around you
  • She just rambles a lot around you, she rambles about you, and how exciting is to know that you are a Kryptonian too, and how beautiful you are, and so on until she realizes how much she’s talking
  • you don’t mind, it’s adorable
  • Everyone in the D.E.O shipping you two
  • Kara blushing everytime she hears anyone whispering about when you two can be finally together
  • Maggie and Alex hardcore shipping you two
  • Even Clarke is trying to set you up with Kara
  • and Once you two are officially dating, they almost throw a party

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Can you tell me that you’re real
So I can really know
That everything I feel I can finally show
Standing next to me oh the person I can be
Is finally here and he won’t back down at all

charlesisseriousbusiness  asked:

If birds are part of an order of dinosaurs, then how do they have separate orders? Are they micro-orders or something like that? And can you explain like I'm five?

Of course! Basically, orders aren’t real. And neither are classes, or families, or phyla.

See, all those “ranks” were made before scientists knew that living things could change over time, so they just put things into groups of similar things. These groups didn’t always actually reflect how they were related.

After Charles Darwin proposed his theory of natural selection, lots of people began to question the old classification system, and this only got stronger when we figured out how to use DNA to find out how things are related.

We found out that, for example, crocodiles are closer relatives of birds than they are of lizards or turtles. And that birds are actually a kind of reptile. According to the old system, this would mean that a class (aves) was inside an order (saurischia*). And that’s not possible.

*Saurischia as we knew it may not be real

So, what happened? Well, if a scientific way of describing things doesn’t describe the real world, then the model is wrong. So the system of “ranks” (aka Linnaean taxonomy) was pretty much thrown out, in favour of cladistics.

The truth is that nature isn’t really as cut and dry as we like to think. It would be nice if evolution was organised into orders and suborders and infraorders, but it’s not. Those are just names humans made up for bookkeeping; they can help understand things, but they also don’t always show the true story.

Miyano Mamoru - 恋されガール/Loved Girl English and Romaji lyrics

You can find the audio for this song here. Lyrics originally in English are in italics. Feel free to let me know if you see any errors. ^^

English

2, 3, 4
Coming now!

I say! I found that girl winning my heart and mind
A sign I’ve never experience, oh
I find myself looking for you randomly
How do you think I feel?

Even if you ask me,
“Why is it that girl?”
I don’t know why either

Being this interested in you is unexpected
And you don’t even notice, OMG!!
Even so, my love goes on

So you and I can make our days as shiny waves
Talking underneath the swaying palms
As waves crash,
Sparkling in the sunset
A dreamlike sweet time

“She is a lonely girl?” “No, she is a happy girl??”
I love her
I know better than anyone about her pure heart
Cause I’m in love with that girl

One day I saw you talked to birds
Your smile was shining
Something so small, but I am healed
By your gentleness

No matter how crazy it sounds
I was knocked out by your sparkling smile

No matter how long we spend together
It’s still not enough, OMG!!
That’s right! Cause my love is real

So you and I can make our days as shiny stars
And cuddle beneath Orion’s seat
As the seasons change
We’ll become a little bit closer
A dreamlike sweet time

“She wants to talk to me?” “Maybe thinking about me”
I love her
Her flushed cheeks and down turned eyes, it’s so cute
Cause I love that girl

You brighten all my day, you make me find new days
It’s the first time I’ve felt this way
I’ll brighten all your day, I’ll make you find new days
My heart is pounding, full of happiness and gentleness

For ya I can do anything
I hope it reaches you,
The melody of love that budded in my heart
You hear me? I feel you
Everybody one, two, hey

So you are super lovely more than you would think
You’re the best, just the way you are
With hearts throbbing, 
Love shining
We’ll surely one day have a sweet time

“She is a lovely girl?” “Yes, she is an awesome girl”
I love her
I know better than anyone about her pure heart
Cause I’m in love with that girl

Romaji

2, 3, 4
Coming now!

I say! I found that girl winning my heart and mind
Keiken shita koto nai sign, oh
Futoshita shunkan ni kimi wo sagashiteru
How do you think I feel?

Nande ano ko na no?
Tte iwaretemo
Boku ni datte nazeka wa wakannai

Konna ni ki ni naru nante yosougai
Kimi wa kidzukanai OMG!!
Sore datte, my love goes on

So you and I can make our days as shiny waves
Yureru yashi no shita de katatte
Nami wa yurameite
Yuuhi ni kirameite
Yume mitai na sweet time

“She is a lonely girl?” “No, she is a happy girl??”
Daisuki nanda
Boku ga shitteru dare yori mo pure heart
Cause I’m in love with that girl

One day I saw you talked to birds
Sono egao kagayaite
Honno chiisana koto. Demo kimi no yasashisa
Boku wo iyashite kureru

Donna tawai mo nai hanashi mo
Kira kira warau kimi ni knocked out

Dore dake issho ni sugoshiteitemo
Mada mada tarinai OMG!!
Sou! Datte, my love is real

So you and I can make our days as shiny stars
Orionza no shita yorisotte
Kisetsu wa megutte
Sukoshi chikadzuite
Yume mitai na sweet time

“She wants to talk to me?” “Maybe thinking about me”
Daisuki nanda
Teru teru hoho utsumuita me mo, it’s so cute
Cause I love that girl

You brighten all my day, you make me find new days
Konna kimochi wa hajimete de
I’ll brighten all your day, I’ll make you find new days
Yasashikute shiawase na dokidoki de
Boku no mune wa ippai

For ya I can do anything
Todoiteru to ii na
Kono mune ni mebaeta koi no merodii
You hear me? I feel you
Everybody one, two, hey

So you are super lovely more than you would think
Kimi wa kimi no mama ga saikou de
Kokoro tokimeite
Koi wa kirameite
Itsuka kitto, sweet time

“She is a lovely girl?” “Yes, she is an awesome girl”
Daisuki nanda
Boku ga shitteru dare yori mo pure heart
Cause I’m in love with that girl