realso

oh so like i think is a good time to tell you this, i have permission now

altho most of you dont live where i do ehehe still i promised so

ok

so like you guys know that i do tradional art, right? i paint with oils

so well

next week im going to be exposing my art

like in a real gallery

for real

so im…veryexcitedandistillcantbelievethisisfreakinghugeanditmeansalotandokiwillshutup

D&D campaign idea –  the players and DM all decide on a pantheon of real-world gods/demigods and each players gets to roll a character sheet for a god from that pantheon, maybe starting at a higher level of the DMs choosing. The setting/time period is the DMs choice, but the whole campaign is the gods in mortal form with diminished powers trying to fight whatever force or power sucked their godhood from them. And when they reach level 20 they’re back to full, end-of-Hercules-glowing-gold godhood and shit gets real

So, like Hades would be a necromancer and Persephone would be a druid

Odin would probably be some kind of caster/barbarian multiclass and Loki would be a bard with maybe a few levels in rogue

Bast would be a hunter with a cat familiar and Horus a healing focused cleric

Talking To You

It’s a lot like talking to the stars
So distant
So real
So imaginary
A light in the dark
Scientifically discussed in scholarly journals and second hand small talk

Talking to you
It’s a lot like math
Concrete
Predictable
Intense
Building sky scrapers and bridges
Haunting college students
Drawing perfect circles

Talking to you
It’s a lot like poetry
Raw and random
Humming doo wop
Skipping hopscotch
Abstract and cryptic
With paper lanterns igniting wild fires
Savagely molding 5,000 feelings into two lines
Exhaustive
Repetitive

Talking to you
It’s a lot like time traveling
To some Polaroid in a shoebox
To a land before time
To the future
Strobe lights puttering
Tears and smiles
Confetti and neon
Lovers covered in tar and space-age technology

Talking to you
It’s a lot like self-destruction
Quick and final
Explosive and glorified
On some mountain top
Spiraling into sparks and shredded metal
Nervously twitching
Covered in sweat at four in the morning

Talking to you
It’s a lot like a symphony
Structured and sweet
Following law
Peaceful patterns overlaid
Sweeping through the air
Soft and intricate
Making the things we’ve said a thousand times twist into violent revelations

HOW TO PLAY A TERRIBLE CHARACTER AND SURVIVE

As someone who specializes in jackass characters (i.e. evil, bad, morally corrupt, etc.) I’ve been meaning to make this guide for all my fellow roleplayers trying their hand at harvesting their evil seedlings. I hope you enjoy my guide and it helps you. If it doesn’t, though, at least you laughed due to my hilarious commentary.

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anonymous asked:

Can you do a famous malec couple au? Please

okay so full credit to @achilleanragnor​ for helping me get started on this because famous was too big a window for me and then this happened

  • okay so magnus is the troy baker of video games
  • honestly like, has there been a well acted game in the last eight years that didn’t feature a magnus bane voice line???
  • (the answer is probably no)
  • he’s had one or two small roles on tv, just on little shows and things but his home is voice acting, because that’s what he loves doing
  • he loves trying on new people, trying out new personalities, new faces
  • he also adores seeing all the production teams do their magic
  • anyway yeah magnus is super famous in the gaming community, been to awards shows, the whole works. nerds faint in his presence. especially at comic con
  • and then there’s alec
  • alec who his parents wanted to go to law school but he started acting in a theatre group instead and found he loved it so much more
  • alec who was at law school when he got the call for an audition for a superhero movie
  • alec who gave up law school when he got that dream call, much to his parents displeasure
  • (izzy and jace were proud as hell though)
  • he’s had a lot of pretty big roles - superhero movies, cult sci-fi, a fantasy show everyone seems to love
  • honestly alec doesn’t think he’s famous, no matter how many people sneak pictures of him on the subway
  • izzy and jace have to remind him of that alone because he’s always like “no, they’re not looking at me, are you crazy?”
  • especially when he’s out with jace, because jace is this crazy good musician and of course they’re looking at you
  • anyway alec got asked to do a little cameo role in a big rpg game and he kind of loved it??? which was a surprise because he really didn’t expect to
  • he goes to visit jace one day and jace is playing it because “dude, it’s your game of course i’m playing the shit out of this just to see what you look like”
  • jace is impressed, but alec ends up in bliss listening to the main character talk, who is played by, you guessed it, magnus bane
  • he doesn’t really think about it much though, and moves on until his agent asks if he liked the game thing
  • because this big epic adventure game is looking for some stage & tv actors to do their newest story
  • and alec reads the brief and damn it’s a good story
  • so he goes for it and he gets it
  • and it’s not until the production staff start talking to him that he realises it’s a full motion capture game
  • which is new but he’s still excited to get going, because it looks like a fun game, and there’s a full gay romance, which is really important for alec
  • he wants to do it right dammit!!!!!
  • anyway he gets to set the first day and surprise surprise, guess who alec’s love interest is?
  • anyway alec spends half his time being in awe of magnus’ amazing talent, and the rest trying to wipe the drool off his chin because the only person that can make the ridiculous motion capture outfits look sexy is magnus bane
  • so they spend the next few months filming this game, with alec falling a little bit more in love every single day
  • until finally they get to the end of the game, and the climax of the love plot, when in the heat of danger they share a passionate first kiss
  • and honestly alec forgets he’s acting until they get to that scene, when the production crew says they can kiss if they want but they don’t need to because the motion capture comes out weird anyway and the outfits will probably make it awkward
  • only just as magnus is about to pull away, alec leans in and kisses him for real
  • so when the game comes out and the two of them play it together on date nights, magnus is all “can you believe out first kiss has been immortalised in a video game?”
  • anyway they go out together and the fans all love them
  • their comic con panel involves so many “what happened on set” things it’s hilarious
  • they’re basically the power couple of video games and it’s beautiful
  • they get to accept a bunch of lgbt awards together and blow up the internet
  • and they all lived happily ever after
  • (including their video game characters)

charlesisseriousbusiness  asked:

If birds are part of an order of dinosaurs, then how do they have separate orders? Are they micro-orders or something like that? And can you explain like I'm five?

Of course! Basically, orders aren’t real. And neither are classes, or families, or phyla.

See, all those “ranks” were made before scientists knew that living things could change over time, so they just put things into groups of similar things. These groups didn’t always actually reflect how they were related.

After Charles Darwin proposed his theory of natural selection, lots of people began to question the old classification system, and this only got stronger when we figured out how to use DNA to find out how things are related.

We found out that, for example, crocodiles are closer relatives of birds than they are of lizards or turtles. And that birds are actually a kind of reptile. According to the old system, this would mean that a class (aves) was inside an order (saurischia*). And that’s not possible.

*Saurischia as we knew it may not be real

So, what happened? Well, if a scientific way of describing things doesn’t describe the real world, then the model is wrong. So the system of “ranks” (aka Linnaean taxonomy) was pretty much thrown out, in favour of cladistics.

The truth is that nature isn’t really as cut and dry as we like to think. It would be nice if evolution was organised into orders and suborders and infraorders, but it’s not. Those are just names humans made up for bookkeeping; they can help understand things, but they also don’t always show the true story.

Deaf!Marinette Headcannons

I haven’t seen a lot about this AU (I know theres some somewhere but I can’t find it I didn’t make this up) @mahaliciously thank for the lil nudge that makes me want to write this rip me and my like four fics now


  • Marinette was born with very poor hearing and was completely Deaf by the time she was 5.
  • she barely remembers sounds at all
  • Her love for designing is not only for the fashion but for the fact that hearing isn’t needed any way shape or form
  • her bullying was because she can’t hear herself.
  • I don’t know if you ever met someone who was Deaf but people can be rude and think they’re retarded because their voice doesn’t always sound normal so Chole being the witch she is made fun of marinette for that (Its making me angry to imagine it)
  • So marinette kinda trained herself to not laugh or use her voice at all
  • And she can read lips
  • So when the umbrella scene happens she giggles using her voice for the first time and Adrien tells her she has a beautiful laugh and not to listen to Chole
  • it was the cutest little giggle to she was so shy
  • my heart
  • yeah poor girl is hella whipped
  • When she’s ladybug she has cute lil antennas to help her sense things that she can’t hear but it doesn’t ALWAYS work. 
  • when she first met chat Noir she didn’t speak or give any indication she couldn’t hear because she already felt like she wasn’t meant to be ladybug, last thing she wanted was to be told that for something she couldn’t control.
  • Chat Noir realizes his partner is Deaf when she cant understand what ivan the rock is saying and how she signs out a cuss word in anger when he used cataclsym to early
  • she doesn’t yell lucky charm but thinks it in her head and does the same motion so it still works sense tikki KNOWS what Ladybug was saying
  • She doesn’t give a speech to the Hawkmoth butterfly display but Chat Noir speaks for them when he sees the fire in her eyes
  • sense He didnt know sign language when they meet she made motions to take off her earrings and looked at him apologetically for all the trouble he caused
  • she is to cute for him to handle
  •  they defeat stoneheart together
  • Alya knows how to sign sense she has a Deaf Aunt (Roll with me on this one okay) and wants to punch chloe the moment they meet 
  • Chat learns to sign just so he can make his puns for her and make her giggle because that’s his only goal in life
  • the first time he ever hears Ladybugs voice is her small laugh she tried to stifle when he dramatically fell over on one of their earliest patrols
  •  Poor boy is so whipped for her
  • the city doesn’t know she’s deaf Chat usually speaks and Ladybug pulls a whole stoic cool superhero act on propose to hide it
  • No one seems to wonder why she doesn’t speak they assume its to hide her identity or that shes maybe mute or something
  • she and chat get really fast at the one hand alphabet sense they got yo yo’s and batons to deal with
  • besides that’s all he learned at first so it was easier anyway
  • Ladybug does get angry at Chat Noir for always trying to take the hits and protect her
  • Just because she cant hear doesn’t mean shes some fragile flower she will kick your ass

more Headcannons under the cut~ (From some episodes where it would change a lot or cause some more drama~) would anyone want me to actually re write this whole plot out?? Idk

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Dan's Diss track
Dan Howell
Dan's Diss track

Dan’s Diss Track im dead


LYRICSSS

a month without uploading he comes back with a tag - whoo
that no one even tagged him he’s not a challenge to drag - ouch
so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe - cringe
cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe

first things first you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle - tru
you’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just took like a poodle - hobbit
throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that’s dan - posh
you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man

you procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? - ooh
you’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary - woah
the only reason you get views is you’re another white guy
that people ship with his friend cause they think it’s kawaii

oh
reasons why dan’s a fail
i’ll give you some

you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep
you’re jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality - uh huh
your family’s sad your flopped your law degree at university
and anything embarrassing that’s from your past you just delete

you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? - milk
wow i’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity
you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic - boo

i could go on there’s more if i check
there’s more things on this list than chins on your neck
on your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath - real

so your celebrity crush was j-law but now it’s evan p - mhmm
wtf even is your sexuality
it’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry - what is it
i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry

*cough*
i’m joking
obviously
..

okay that went deep
repress it? yup
before i start crying let’s wrap this shit up

i’m gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza - feelings
shout out to the other youtubers especially ryan higa
a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation
met with no depreciation it’s the youtube nation - youtubeee

click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year - or 3
to see my last one from 10 years ago just click over here - fail
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Dating Leonard McCoy would include...

Originally posted by secretsocietyofwonderland

N/A: I can definitely make a part 2 of this, I have so many headcanons about it lol

  • Leonard feeling the need to always be near you. He knows you need some space, but he spent so many time thinking that he would never be loved again and that he would never meet someone special that right now he just wants to hug you and see if  you’re real
  • So many sweet kisses on private moments
  • Leonard is such a sweetheart, so even though it doesn’t seem like, he likes to give you gentle kisses you all over your face, to hold you closer to him, spoil you and somehow always be touching you
  • Kirk always teasing both of you by flerting with you and calling you “Mrs. Bones”
  • Although, Kirk knows that marriage is a tough subject for Leonard, so he stops when the joke goes to far
  • Amazing sex because oh my lord, have you seen his hands?????
  • They would caress all your body, squeezing the right places while Leonard moans on your mouth with his deep southern voice
  • Him definitely calling you “darling”. I mean, really, he only calls you by your name when you’re at work or when something is wrong
  • Being surprisingly open about his relationship with you with everyone of the crew
  • Him looking for Uhura for advices whenever you and him fight. Yes, Leonard was married before but it feels like he forgot everything he knew about love, and he’s slowly learning again with you
  • And he doesn’t wanna mess things up with you, so yeah
  • Being hard on him sometimes because he just works too much
  • “You’re a hero, but even heros need some rest, Leo”
  • Also, calling him “Leo” and having Spock raising an eyebrow whenever he sees it
  • “”Leo” is kind of a funny nickname for you, Dr.”
  • Leonard rolling his eyes to every and any comment he hears
  • You being the only one who can make him calm down when he’s anxious, nervous, angry, sad, etc
  • Leonard never thought he would love some so deeply, at least not after his divorce
  • But here he is, loving you, happy, with friends who are like family to him, exploring new worlds and civilizations, making memories to tell his kids someday
prince!Woozi

find;
prince!wonwoo (here)
prince!mingyu (here)
prince!jeonghan (here)
prince!joshua (here)

  • overwhelmingly involved with every aspect of the country that he’s allowed to be involved in, like he’s the prince but it’s rumored he does even more work than the king himself 
  • according to the house staff, he stays up till ungodly hours sketching up plans and reading through research and files and letters and even when he’s trying to calculate amounts of money spent on this or that the servants will be like “we can let someone else handle that young prince!!” but he refuses to let anyone else do it. he feels like its his sense of duty to know everything he can about his country in order to better it
  • he’s brash and straightforward, which can come of rude so a lot of people respect him but also fear him
  • he’s always telling the king not to listen to his head advisor, to listen to him instead and everyones like …he’s just a kid he knows nothing….but prince!woozi is present at every royal council meeting and is always slamming down the other people who give false info/try to make a quick buck off the backs of the hardworking citizens like prince!woozi does NOT stand for taking the easy road
  • whenever he goes into two people regard him with extreme politeness and even sometimes cower in his presence which actually kind of hurts him because he doesn’t want them to be scared, but it’s better for him to keep a straight face because at least then people will start taking him seriously 
  • wears mostly suits, doesn’t like wearing his crown because he doesn’t believe he’s earned it yet, also …. suspenders;
  • see you’ve known the prince since you were young because you’re the child of one of the wealthy merchants on the royal council and you’ve absolutely loathed him since forever because you think he’s snobbish and keeps sticking his nose into royal affairs and even if he’s the prince?? like why does he think he can speak over your father at the board meetings?? (but uve only ever heard of him,, never seen him b4) 
  • so oneday theres are big get togethers and the council is to bring their family so everyone is there and the kids are forced to be in the same room and thats when u see the prince for the first time…
  • and tbh you’re already rolling your eyes at him walking around and trying to talk big about what he claims is best for the country and he finally sees u and is  like “did you roll your eyes at me?” and you’re like “my father told me you have no clue what you’re talking about” and you two get into a heated debate over like ?? the countries politics and it gets to a point where everyones watching and like a close friend of yours by the name of hoshi whose also the child of someone on the council runs over and pulls you and woozi apart
  • hoshi’s like!!!! he’s the prince, just let him do his thing and you’re like !!! he thinks he’s ALL that like does he even do his research??? 
  • and hoshi’s whose also good friends with the prince is like yeah he does,,,and ur free to disagree with him but dont cause a scene !!
  • you look over and prince!woozi is still looking at you with narrowed eyes and you’re like “it’s unfair that just because he’s the prince I have to watch what i say around him” and hoshi just sighs like listen
  • but its too late prince!woozi is back over to you like “it’s not because im the prince it’s because im righ-” and you’re like “oh really??? source?? and you two just argue the rest of the night and hoshi sighs and gives up like oh my god these 2 are 2 headstrong for me
  • you leave that party just gushing over how much of a showoff you think the prince is but ur like w/e at least i dont have to see him anymore like he’s a littLE cuter then u expected but that doesnt mean anything and i totally didnt just say that whatever he’s ………….dum …….b 
  • but a week later youre hanging out with hoshi before like piano lessons and hoshi’s like “the prince told me he wants to see you again” and youre like wHAT and hoshi’s like “yeah i saw him out in the town buying more books or something he said he wants to talk to you about what happened and that you should go up to the castle at some point” and ur like “hoshi, dont play pranks on me” but hoshi just shrugs and pulls out this fancy letter looking thing and he’s like “here the prince said you have to use this to get in” and you’re like oh my god this is for real
  • so you think about going but youre like we’re just gonna fight???? right??? so you’re like nvm……but then your father comes home from a council meeting and is like “the prince requested you see him. you have to go”
  • and so you end up in the royal library standing beside the prince and u have ur arms crossed and prince!woozi is like “listen..” and youre like “can you hurry up??? i have places to be??” and he’s like “DO YOU ThINk I WANNA DO THIS TOO???” and you’re like “YOU INVITED ME!!!” and hes like “BECAUSE HOSHI SAID YOU WANTED TO COME AND APOLOGIZE” and youre like WHy WouLD I EVBER waNT TO APOLOGIZE  2 U and once again you two end up yelling at each other and at some point neither of you is saying anything
  • and prince!woozi is running his fingers through his hair and your like out of breath from yelling and you’re both red in the face and once you make eye contact youre just like
  • oh no wait
  • why does he look so good
  • oh my god his hair is messy because he kept slicking it back…
  • and you’re just like NO!!!DONT THINKTHAT!!!! but your heart is beating and your face isn’t red from just yelling anymore and the prince is just fixated on you and suddenly idk how you two are just getting closer and closer and you dont notice but prince!woozi is just as nervous he keeps swallowing and biting back his lip but you guys are like inches apart and oh god you’re about to kiss the annoying prince 
  • BUT a servant accidentally slams the door open with a tray full of sweets and you and woozi jump apart and the servant apologizes before leaving the food and you and the prince CANNOT EVEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER
  • like how the heck did u two go from arguing to almost making out and honestly youre like i gtg and he’s like not even responding he’s just like frozen and u run the heck out of there
  • a couple days later u see hoshi again for piano lessons and u almost like strangle him for pulling that prank on u and hoshi’s like listen!! ive known the prince since i was young too and he’s not bad,,, u guys have a lot in common and ur like oh really like whAT?? and hoshi’s like “did u know that he composes?? he sings??? he writes songs and loves music like you!! he’s also stubborn but like he wants the best for people like YOU and get this: i heard him call u cute at one point JUST SAYIN” and ur like…………..hoshi…………stop…..and hoshi’s like “nah i promise on my life this time!!”
  • and tbh you cant stop thinking about the prince and ur so upset because u dont know what to think of him like sure he keeps cutting ur dad off at the council meetings but when u sit down and think about it….like his points make sense and u didnt know he made music….that sounds nice…..and yeah he is CUTE TOO IN HIS SUITS AND UR JUST LIKE i cant believe im falling 4 this ….. prince…… 
  • BUT lil did u know woozi is also in turmoil like?? i fought with them and argued but also theyre so ??? attractive and he just ends up calling hoshi for help 
  • you also at some point ask hoshi for help and hoshi is just like THIS IS PERFECT
  • and so hoshi, being the great matchmaker he is, somehow gets u back into the palace probably like u came with ur dad for a council meeting and u see the prince and ur like……………..
  • and prince!woozi is also like …………
  • but u two cant just be like that so finally u go over and ur like “um….” and he’s like “….im not as bad as you think like we just fight all the time but….” and ur like “i know…hoshi told me u even like music like me which is cool…” and his eyes light up and ur like ? and he’s like “i love music, but there are more important things like economy to focus on so…..” and u notice for the first time how weak his voice gets and ur like….
  • what if he’s just a kid who never got to pursue what he really loved because he felt so committed to his country?? and suddenly u feel bad and ur like “if u want…u can come to me and hoshi’s piano lessons…i mean ur the prince so u could probably hire someone better t oteach you but-”
  • but he’s like “really? id love to….i….have composed some songs over the years i wonder if we could play them..” and ur like ….omg sure id love to hear them
  • and u two smile at each other for the first time and then turn away blushing like crazy because oh god that was so cheesy god g OD
  • before he goes into the council meeting, prince!woozi turns to you and sorta goes “ur not so bad…you know?” and ur like “HEY im the one whose supposed to say that!!!” and u two laugh
  • somewhere hoshi is just sitting with a grin on his face like “ah, another perfect couple matched!” idk but imagine hoshi is like a magical matchmaker in this au to he hooked u up with a prince good shit amiright 
  • (bonus: prince!woozi starts composing a song about u in secret hehe) 

if ur fictionkin and you feel invalid bcause ur kin with a fictional character(s), just remember that if u believe in the multiple universes theory, there could be ENDLESS amount of universes where characters could be real.

like, think about it. if there was a character who’s six feet tall, latino, has black curly hair, green eyes, and works out often, then that character could exist in over BILLIONS and BILLIONS of timelines, and they could STILL be piling up this second

and not to mention that there could be plenty of other timelines where monsters, demons, and a whole bunch of other supernatural/fictional species exist, due to scientific changes of the universe, making a bunch of impossible things real

so just remember this whenever you feel down or sad. even if it seems like bullshit to others it can help you AND its something worth believing in, bcause how cool is that to know that our favourite characters can exist in different universes, like holy shit

pokemon theory

there’s a picture in mimikyu’s room that looked like ash was in it, and you wonder, is ash canon to the pokemon games?

but we see some kids playing pokemon in a few pokemon centers, so the game Pokemon must exist in the universe of the pokemon in some weird meta way. it’s probably like the equivalent to nintendogs to us; raising virtual pokemon in a game even though pokemon are real, just like how people raise virtual pets even though pets are real

so anyway i think the pokemon anime is an actual show in the pokemon world, just like it is here. ash isn’t a real person, but a character! people tune in to watch the story of a fictional pokemon trainer and his pikachu, because even though pokemon are not made up creatures to them, its still probably entertaining to watch a trainer’s journey, especially since most viewers probably have never seen most of the pokemon ash comes across, like the legendary ones. and in the hano grand resort, theres a pikachu relaxing and the guy next to it says its a celebrity; perhaps the actor for ash’s pikachu and therefore the most famous pokemon in the world?

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My Favorite Clace Moments Countdown:

1.1x11 This is Real

So this is my favorite scene for many reasons. The chemistry is off the charts. The acting is so on point. They way Clary is looking at him and the way he touches her face is so beautiful and natural. Plus I feel like this was the first time Jace really let his walls down completely and allowed himself to feel what’s growing between them. For me this moment told me that no matter what comes later this two are in love. And that kiss was FREAKING hot.

anonymous asked:

Can I get some headcanons for Cassian if the reader died? Super angsty but I love angsty Cassian feels.

Originally posted by fuckyeahrebelcaptain

  • At first, Cassian keeps his composure - strong, like it didn’t affected him to know that he’s not gonna see you ever again
  • People who knows him best, as K-2SO and Jyn, knows it did
  • After your funeral, he locks himself on his quarters for a while
  • He doesn’t talk to anyone, not even K-2
  • You were everything to him - his sanity, his rock, the reason why he was always trying to be strong for the galaxy, his lover
  • So the fact that you were not beside him anymore, and that he would never be able to look at you again broke his heart
  • Cassian doesn’t sleep for a very long time
  • Whenever he does, he dreams about you (good dreams, where you’re alive and happy with him, but he calls them “nightmares”)
  • He really tries not to, but he starts to lose his fucking mind
  • He sees you everywhere on his quarters, he listens to your voice, and he knows that none of that is real
  • So he gets a ship and keeps flying around the galaxy for a couple of months
  • No K-2, no Jyn, no Rebellion, just him and his memories of you
  • Not gonna lie, he drinks a lot of alcohol during his time away from everything
  • It doesn’t help, but at least he manages to sleep a little bit when he’s drunk, without having “nightmares” about you
  • Cassian tries to cry, he tries so hard, but he just can’t (which makes everything worse)
  • It’s like there is no reason for him to cry, because you will come back someday
  • He just goes back to his normal life when he finally accepts that he will have to deal with that whole situation
  • And when he does, he finally talks to Jyn about your death (after months), and he finally cries
  • Cassian keeps living for you then, and for what you believed in
  • Secretly, there is always a picture of you on his pocket
  • It makes him feel like you’re there with him, somehow
Dan’s Diss Track

a month without uploading he comes back with a tag - whoo
that no one even tagged him he’s not a challenge to drag - ouch
so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe - cringe
cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe

first things you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle - tru
you’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just took like a poodle - hobbit
throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that’s dan - posh
you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man

you procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? - ooh
you’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary - woah
the only reason you get views is you’re another white guy
that people ship with his friend cause they think it’s kawaii

oh
reasons why dan’s a fail
i’ll give you some

you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep
you’re jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality - uh huh
your family’s sad your flopped your law degree at university
and anything embarrassing that’s from your past you just delete

you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? - milk
wow i’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity
you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic - boo

i could go on there’s more if i check
there’s more things on this list than chins on your neck
on your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath - real

so your celebrity crush was j-law but now it’s evan p - mhmm
wtf even is your sexuality
it’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry - what is it
i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry

*cough*
i’m joking
obviously
..

okay that went deep
repress it? yup
before i start crying let’s wrap this shit up

i’m gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza - feelings
shout out to the other youtubers especially ryan higa
a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation
met with no depreciation it’s the youtube nation - youtubeee

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Orange.

  • Who knew you could grow so attached to a color?
  • Who knew that a color could feel like home
  • Orange is home to Neil
  • Orange is his family and his friends
  • Orange.
  • He wears Orange a lot to remind him that he’s safe,
  • He’s home
  • Home
  • Such a strange concept that makes his heart skip a beat
  • he found love he last place he ever thought to look

  • His Fox windbreaker is worn, faded
  • It could hardly be considered orange
  • its something else now
  • And it’s a little sad
  • But you can only wash something so many times
  • Before Dan graduated, she got him another one
  • It’s the exact same one that he had before
  • But also not
  • It doesn’t have the tiny hole in left side
  • Or the coffee stain on the front
  • It doesn’t smell like smoke
  • Or court
  • Or Matt’s fabric softener
  • It smells new
  • and that’s off putting
  • but soon enough it becomes just as special as its predecessor
  • Andrew puts a cigarette out on it
  • and the burn totally doesn’t look like a little heart, no, certainly not
  • Wymack stains it with grease over thanksgiving 
  • and there lots of little wear and tear that makes Neil smile when he looks at the marks and stains
  • Then before Andrew started on his pro-team
  • He left his windbreaker for Neil
  • And for the rest of his time at PSU he either sports an orange JOSTEN #10 windbreaker
  • or an MINYARD #03 one
  • Sometimes when he misses Andrew he’ll sleep in his windbreaker
  • snuggling up to the cigarette-smoke smell of it
  • or he’ll sit on the roof
  • two cigarettes lit
  • watching the orange color sky
  • and he shoot the other ex-foxes a text
  • because the sky reminded him of them
  • he didn’t mean for it to sound so sentimental
  • but it did
  • and before he knows it his phone is blowing up with messages
  • selfies of Matt & Dan 
  • with Allison taking pictures of clothes saying how good he would look in them
  • Nicky with far too many smiles
  • Kevin complaining that he was practicing
  • and little encouraging words from Renee 
  • And just one from Andrew “236%”
  • He hadn’t realized how much he missed all of them
  • Until the orange colored sky reminded him of home
  • Of his family
  • They weren’t ever leaving him
  • and he was never leaving them
  • So it becomes their thing
  • Anytime any of them see something remotely orange they text each other 
  • Andrew is absolutely hell on earth with this
  • who knew one man could see so much orange
  • its like he knew exactly were all of the bright orange was hiding 
  • But that’s not the most surprising one
  • no the most surprising is Aaron
  • who had otherwise ignored this little game of Spot-The-Fox-Color 
  • then one day he sends a picture of an actually fox sitting on Katelyn’s lap
  • She’s laughing and the fox is undoubtedly orange
  • He never lives this down
  • Nicky brings it up for years
  • Where did it come from? How did you get it to sit there?!”
  •  
  • it all makes Neil feel so real
  • so happy
  • and whole
  • And when he’s playing pro, with his apartment with cats and Andrew
  • he still wears the orange PSU windbreakers
  • He still buys anything that’s bright orange
  • he still draws foxes and fox paws everywhere
  • He still loves orange
  • and he still texts the other foxes’ pictures of his orange finds
  • always getting comforting words
  • Orange
  • Orange is the color of home
  • Hell orange is probably the color of Neil Josten’s soul
the tattoo artist au: yellow tulips
  • finch runs the place obviously
  • he inherited the building from his father and cleaned it up instead of selling the property
  • he’s always been interested in art in all forms, even more off-the-wall stuff like tattoos and piercings
  • he has a few scattered tattoos from his college days, but he decides to fully commit
  • learns from friends of friends how to apply ink to skin
  • the process is a little slow and awkward, and he first few attempts are…………..well.
  • not the best
  • but once he gets the basics down holy goddamn shit
  • he spends hours and hours inking beautiful images of flowers of all types and styles
  • from classic and simple colors to super intricate modern geometric designs, he’s got it covered
  • once he’s covered both arms, he realizes he’s going to need a little more assistance, both in the shop and with tattooing the rest of his body
  • he puts the word out and one john reese shows up for an interview
  • john is skeptical of finch at first
  • this guy? with his three-piece suit and tie and not a tattoo in sight? but he really needs the gig, and he’s worked under worse people
  • at least the building is spotless
  • finch is immediately smitten like the gay nerd that he is
  • john’s look: simple, clean cut, but subtly badass. dark jeans, work boots, tight grey shirt that shows off his full sleeves and neck tattoos
  • and john is /good/
  • he has all the stock work and flash art, of course. but his original art is simple but meaningful
  • it’s more of a military theme than finch is used to (there’s got to be a story there) and there’s a lot of art that deals with freedom and escape
  • john has quite the little following, and finch hires him immediately
  • there’s a lot of late nights with customers and shared coffee breaks and intense eye contact
  • it’s pretty gay
  • one day finch asks if john knows anyone who has experience with creating concepts for animals, specifically birds
  • “why, finch? thinking of finally getting your first tattoo?”
  • finch just raises an eyebrow
  • john expects an eye roll, not finch starting to unbutton his work shirt
  • “um. harold?”
  • /then/ finch rolls his eyes. “honestly john. you thought i ran a tattoo shop with clean skin?”
  • [finch finishes unbuttoning his shirt and rotates his arms slowly so john can see his work
  • “it’s beautiful”
  • “thank you, i did them myself”
  • without thinking, john reaches out to trace one of the oldest. “what’s that? it sort of looks like rain”
  • “wisteria,” harold responds. “it’s a reminder”
  • “do they all have meanings?”
  • “most. some i just find aesthetically pleasing”
  • john nods slightly and retracts his hand. “so what kind of birds were you thinking about?”
  • and finch smiles slightly and they get to work
  • it takes them WEEKS to decide on the design, placement and coloring
  • finch wants john to try to experiment a bit more. “i hear watercolor tattoos look absolutely wonderful”
  • and john’s more hesitant and traditional. “what’s wrong with grey scale, finch?”
  • “if you think im going to have this beautiful creature /muted/, you can get the hell out of my shop”
  • “yes /harold/”
  • lots of sass and finch reminding john to take breaks between designing to /eat for gods sake/
  • will john ever remember to take care of himself? who goddamn knows. but finch has it covered
  • he eventually decides he wants the design on his side, when he turns his skin will stretch in a way that makes the birds wings spread farther
  • finch is super excited
  • john’s a little nervous
  • he’s gonna be around a shirtless finch for like. hours
  • at least five hours
  • he has to practice his deep breathing exercises at home the night before
  • maybe the week before let’s be real
  • so john’s super hella nervous because HELLO it’s harold
  • he’s so tense he can barely hold the tattoo gun
  • “so i was thinking that after this we could get lunch?”
  • john nearly drops the gun
  • “like. together?”
  • “no, john in separate cities–yes john together! unless…that’s not something–”
  • “i’d lOVE TO”
  • “well then. now that /that’s/ settled…”
  • “right. i’ll just…” he gestures uselessly
  • and the rest of the day goes pretty smoothly after that
  • it ends up being closer to dinner than lunch because there were some pg13 shenanigans on the table
  • and the floor
  • “mr reese if this gets infected, i swear–”
  • but it made dinner so much more interesting
  • when finch gets home he immediately calls his long time gay bff, grace hendricks, and they squee on the phone for about an hour
  • john buys finch flowers the next day
  • yellow tulips
  • harold smiles softly “i see you’ve been doing your research”
  • they kiss very gently and it’s very pure and gay
  • and when john comes into work a week later with a tattoo to match, finch pauses their make out session
  • “do you not like it? i thought about asking you to do it, but i wanted it to be a surprise”
  • “no john, it’s lovely!” he traces john’s hip where the base of the stem begins. “but the line work and style is truly extraordinary. an interesting fusion of geometric and illustrative. was it done by a friend of yours?”
  • john grimaces. “not really…a friend”
  • “oh?”
  • “her name’s root, and–”
  • “say no more”