really you guys it's not cute anymore

You Deserve Punishment (M)

Description: You never wanted to see them again, you couldn’t bare facing them in the eyes. Not after what you witnessed. It would forever haunt you. Why? Because you discovered their dirty little secret; Park Jimin was the lover of Min Yoonji, who was actually a man.

Pairing: Jimin x Reader x Yoongi

Genre: Smut (M), angst, university!au

Word Count: 6,350

A/N: Extreme vulgar language use. Name calling, and heavy dom/sub undertones. There is also a lot of yaoi (boyxboy) action. Graphic descriptions of sex (oral, etc…) This is a mature read! You have been warned!

Originally posted by bellahasjams

Never in a million years, would you have expected to walk into a full 500 student lecture, only to easily spot the two people you never wanted to see again. There was a big lump held in your throat, as you quickly ducked your head down to find an empty seat. Unfortunately for you, the only empty seat you found was exactly a row behind these certain individuals. Trying to sit down as quietly as possible, you mentally screamed, You’ve got to be fucking kidding me! Since when did they come here?!? How could I not have known?!?

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Headcanon that after Matt and Dan’s wedding, everyone is sitting around (most of them drunk) and they all decide to disclose their Lists (for celeb banging ofc) and Dan goes first and gives the names of an actor, a soccer player, and, to everyone’s surprise, a male ballet dancer. 

Allison has a couple of musicians on her list. Renee swears she’s never heard of this List thing, but she promises to come up with at least one name by the end of the night. Aaron grudgingly admits that there are at least five actresses that he would totally bang given the opportunity, and Katelyn isn’t at all shy about listing off her celebrities.

Nicky’s list is too long to even bother going over, but Neil is situated in the lineup somewhere between eighth choice and fifth choice “because it just depends on the night, Neil, but don’t worry you’re still pretty.” 

Neil is also right at the top of Matt’s list, and at this point Andrew just casually sets his hand on top of Neil’s knee and meets Nicky and Matt’s gazes with an icy one of his own. So Matt, who is drunk and honestly doesn’t give a shit anymore, asks Andrew who’s on his List and Andrew just casually replies “I don’t need a list” and then Matt asks Neil and Neil says “it’s only ever been Andrew” and Nicky loses his shit because fuck Andrew and Neil are so in love and it’s really gross tbh like get them out of my face

anonymous asked:

Could you please write some headcanons for rfa+v+saeran with an mc who is a pastry chef and loves making stuff for them? Thank you!!! I love your blog <3

Ahaha, I thought it said ”thank you for your blog”.. >-<
Anyways, pastries are nice so lets do this!!

This guy survives off of junkfood (college life, guys..)
So honestly any other kind of food is probably appreciated
His favorites are anything with strawberries on it
He really loves watching you cook and will sometimes join
His pastries aren’t aesthetically pleasing but tastes great

He thinks its adorable, holy moly could you get anymore cute?!?!?! (apparently yes..)
He complains about all the “fat he is gonna gain” but its just bs, don’t take him srs
Please bake for him all the time..
Will also join, and probably fail miserably..

Coffee + pastry dates?? Yes!
When you two open your coffeeshop, you get to bake all the sweets ever
She likes to be there to try them when theyre done that’s what friends do right? Lololo
She likes to try and bake with you, and enjoys when she gets stuff on her face cuz mc can kiss them away

Once you surprised him with a cat shaped cake on his birthday.. He cried of happiness
He buys you a little bakery close to his office, that he goes to visit every day without fail
On freedays, he likes to bake with you, and make all kinds of pastries.. His penthouse smells of yummy stuff pretty much 24/7 at this point.

You figured out fast enough to NOT LET THAT MAN INTO A KITCHEN
Each morning he wants your pancakes, but you rarely give in because this boy needs proper food
He really likes just.. Watching you work, so he will sometime bring his laptop to the kitchen and just chill with you.

He can’t see the beauty, but boy does he enjoy the smell
He likes to taste the pastries.. He is the dude that scoops some of the unbaked batter and tastes it
You have to push him out of the kitchen till you’re done, but this GUY PULLS THE PUPPY EYE TRICK TO GET BACK IN, NOOO!

He doesn’t show it much, but he just loves everything about you, including all the baking
He is a sucker for sweets, so he is cool with it.
He kinda just always chills around when you bake “because he has nothing else to do” (No, he just wanna watch you work that cookiedough)

anonymous asked:

RFA+v/saeran reacting to weaboo mc?


~OK he never had time to get into anime because between college and LOLOL 
~He’s actually trying his hardest to adult
~But when he finds out your into anime
~He gives it a chance and actually gets into a series with you


~I mean hes heard of it
~He knows what it is he’s not stupid 
~But he is so busy with rehearsals that he never watched it
~Your just like
~”I can show you the trash can world”
~He watches it with you but he isn’t really interested


~It’s canon that she has watched anime before 
~But since she was so busy with Jumin she never got into it
~Now she has time to watch it a little more she tries it but shes not really as into it as you but because she loves you she’ll do it 


~”What is anime”
~”I’m sorry but I cant be with you anymore”
~Just know that he isn’t going to like it 
~But he will buy you all the merch that you’d like if it makes you happy 


~You and I both know that he is probably the biggest weaboo ever
~You two become ANIME BUDDIES
~I wanna anime buddy
~Could you imagine the ship wars you guys have


~He thinks its cute how passionate you get when you watch it 
~Like you cheering for the show is cute
~Maybe not as cute as he thought
~But he still thinks its funny to listen to you


~”The fuck is this shit it looks like trash
~Imagine him being obsessed with fighting animes 
~And imagine him cheering for the villains
~”MC why do they always lose”
~”Sweetie its anime the villains always lose no matter what”

I feel like there might be this sort if unspoken agreement among the Kirkwall crew to always point out nearby cats if Anders is in the party

Hawke does it because they care about their friend/lover and know how much the little moments of freedom and happiness mean to him. They also know the stories, about Pounce, and Mr. Wiggums before him, that make the mage’s borderline unhealthy affinity for cats suddenly completely understandable. And if he looks completely fucking adorable while petting the animals with a big smile on his face, well, that’s just the icing on the cake

Varric does it because even though he believes there is absolutely nothing dignified about a grown man cooing at small, furry creatures that usually seem mostly disinterested in the attention, he knows how much stress the mage is under and wants nothing more than for him to just relax for once. And hey, Blondie deserves some moments where he can just enjoy the simple things in life and be as completely undignified as he pleases

Merrill not only likes pointing them out, but often joins the healer in his apparent endeavour to pet every cat in Thedas. She loves them too, even if she can’t afford one of her own, and petting them makes her happy. Not as happy as it makes Anders, but it’s always nice when she can see him smile for once instead of always being so sad, and it gives them something pleasant to talk about for a change

Fenris does it not because he actually cares at all, no, of course not, why the hell would he care about the mage’s happiness? It does tend to shut him up, though, trading the rants about mage rights for a string of increasingly strange and nonsensical endearments that are still somehow far less irritating. Or, at least, that’s the reason he always gives when questioned, vehemently denying any possibility of kindness as a motivation

Aveline gives a huff as she points out the nearest cat, looking very much the same as a parent of a child who has just spotted a particularly interesting object to play with and is now begging for permission to go do just that. She may not be his biggest fan, but this bizarre group of friends Hawke has put together is the closest thing to family she has now, and Aveline takes care of her own, difficult and irritating mages included

Isabela does it because he enjoys it, so why not? Sure, he could have far more interesting pursuits than petting small balls of fluff, but hell, if it makes him happy, he deserves it. The poor guy never gets a chance to really lighten up anymore. Besides, she can’t deny that some of those cats are damn cute, and sometimes she joins him and Merrill, sharing stories about the mousers she used to have on her ship

anonymous asked:

So I've been dating this guy for like 5 months (we're both 23) he's really nice and cute and great besides dumb little things here and there and he cares a lot about me he told me he loved me but idk I just feel like I'm not into it anymore. There's no reason for me to feel this way but I have a lot going on in my life and we're long distance we only see eachother like one day a week. Idk if I'm just not giving him a chance since he hasn't done anything wrong idk what to do

>you’re not into it

Babe that’s all that matters. Don’t stall your life. We are too young.

[ アムネシア] ~異世界旅行案内所~  ウキョウ
[Amnesia] Isekai Ryokō An'naisho -Ukyo hen-
[Amnesia] Different World Travel Information Office -Ukyo’s case-

from Amnesia [tv anime] Vol. 5 Bonus CD

I tried to translate one of Ukyo’s drama CD. The translation is not 100% accurate. But if you’re okay with that, here! 

CAST: Ukyo (CV: Kouki Miyata), Orion(CV: Hiromi Igarashi) and Heroine(CV: Kaori Nazuka)
SYNOPSIS: After Orion is done with his work in DWTIO, he met the bewildered Ukyo. Ukyo has no idea why he’s in that place then he ask Orion to return him to his original world because he has a date to attend but Orion gave Ukyo a chance to see his future. 

(TL note: DWTIO- Different World Travel Information Office. coz its too long!

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happy shinee day!!! <3

this was supposed to be part of a universe with stories for all five members, but i’ve adapted it into a single story with multiple sections for each member, thus making it into a silly lil ot5 story that i used to call “the kissing universe,” just in time for ot5′s essential birthday.

i love you, shinee! keep on shining; we will continue to send light your way as long as you’re there to reflect it back, illuminating our way.

It’s an age-old tradition (one that not many understand) that this school has, student-run since the early eighties and still going strong. The only time it was cancelled was back in 2009, when that whole “swine flu” thing started.


Every year on the first full moon of the fall, all of the students gather in the quad. It starts as early as five; food trucks come in and decorations are strewn about, alcohol is provided, and movies about kissing are shown. This all goes until approximately 11:30, until every student is gathered and sorted for the initial event. Then, at midnight, every freshman is paired with a senior, and they kiss.

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anonymous asked:

That fan pic of Sam looking at Cait? That's why I ship. Have you ever seen so much adoration, love, respect, straight up AWE? It's one thing to be like "omg you guys are cute you should hook up". It's an entirely different thing to see someone w/ so much damn pride in someone else that you to want them to be together bc their vibe is palpable. It's not a fangirl thing. It's seeing people genuinely happy and into each other that you can't help but hope they really are together and happy.

YES YES YES it’s not even a look of lust anymore like we’ve seen in the past. This is like genuine adoration, affection and LOVE and just sheer happiness at being with her and around her and It makes me WEEP 


AH GOSH OH GOSH THATS WAY TOO SWEET JESUS Q///___///Q Thank you so so much!! I’m not as great as you say I am really, I just adore seeing other people’s art, and fanart is even more wonderful for me, it’s absolutely amazing to think that people would spend their time drawing my characters, like it’s insane 8//m//8;;

And yeah I agree though, sometimes AUs or art styles really look like their creators!! Theres this amazing post where everyone kept reblogging a picture of themselves and one drawing they made, and you could only notice how similar they were *//__//* It was a fantastic post!! (Almost added mine, but… I changed my mind at the last minute. I’m too shy haha //nervous sweating)


Aww… Thank you so so much. See, turning off asks and submissions is already a huge HUGE relief. I was very very afraid that it would cut the link I have with you guys, but look at all the adorable messages I got?? I mean, I’M AMAZED BY HOW SWEET YOU GUYS ARE???? You’re so supportive and nice and absolute cutie pies, and gaaaah I always have a wonderful (now ordered) time <333

Your support is sooo appreciated dear, really. Thank you deeply, you understand so perfectly!! q//v//q ALSO YEAH OH GOSH MY FOLLOWERS ARE WAY TOO CUTE I JUST SAID IT ABOVE BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.

And aaaah, oh mi gooooosh of course!! Please design as much as you want, the guy wears anything!! <333 (also nice icon o//^//o)


Aaaah thank you I’m glad you like it! <3 I honestly really really enjoy working on this comic. It makes me practise, I’ve never done comics so detailed before, or I stopped afer like 4 or 5 pages because it didn’t interest me anymore. (Gotta say, thanks to CQ who is my main inspiration to keep going right now! It’s really pleasant :D)

I am never going to give specific dates about the Ink comics updates, because I’m a student and work is more important than anything <3 Besides, I owe art and also want to draw my OCs more, I got a personal project started >//v//< <3 For now Update 3 has its storyboard done! Now I need to write the text in details. I gotta say it didn’t progress much for now, sorry! D: But hey, one more month and I’ll be free to work on it without any problem >://3c

(We’ll see if Ink makes it… oops did I say that loud)


Mi god you brought so many memories to me just by saying the name of this song. Now I have it in my head. ;____;

ZT!Gaster is the ultimate goop manta. He is the Golden Goopster yes



Originally posted by mermaid-sundae

I love my babies alothhhhah… I’m so glad you like them too!!! 8//m//87

//wiggles// Mweeeh

My main OCs for now are Meke (the jellyfish girl), Soar (the muscled creepy guy who’s missing an eye and is a total sadist/masochist/cannibal but I love him anyway) and Aherän, the Angel, the cute the pure cinnamon roll WHO WILL GET FCKING DESTROYED.



WELL FUNNY YOU SAY THAT Because I just got a hair cut, my hair is short and curly again now!! :DD It was starting to get way too long and I really didn’t like having it. I’m sooo happy now it’s all beautiful and shiny ^////__////^<33

I’m small with brown eyes and brown hair (I’m original ye). I’m

very small. //sobbing



Aww I took a random theme and fucked up the code. ._.


I’m not an expert at coding but I know the very very basics concerning it’s visual aspects, and coding is reaaaally relaxing to do. That’s why I change my dA page design from time to time. (actually I should change it again when I have the time, it’s getting a bit old D:)

Aaaah je suis ravie que tu aimes mon fiston <333 Et je t’en prie viens squatter, y’a encore de la place :DDD //pointe une des 9500 chaises (déjà bientôt les 10k AAAAAAAAAAAA)


Awwww thank you so so much I just had to put this question in it was too cute <333 Thank you a lot, I hope the arting is going well!! >//w//<9



//sobbs on the floor caressing a drawing of him


HAHAHA HUEEEEE IM SO GLAD YOU AND YOUR FRIEND LIKE THEM! ////v//// Yeah Holiday seems to have alot of success <3 Just take him he’s yours //hands him over and keeps Heats close

I’m very happy you guys like the Uwa!!trio, I love them too alot <333

(i cant find them a specific tag though… Q//___//Q i guess uwa!!sanses or uwa!!trio but I’m not sure…)



I wanna see more ideas like that so yeah <3333 IM VERY HAPPY YOU LIKE THEMMM SQUEEEE

OH MY GOSH REALLY??? I’m so happy you like my blog, that’s so sweet of you!! Q///v///Q <333 YOURE THE SWEET PERSON HERE JESUS

And nooo ah, I don’t have a Wattpad sorry!! 8//m//8 For now I’m only active on deviantART and tumblr!!

Tegan can't remember Sainthood so Sara tells her a story
  • Tegan: This is an old song. This song doesn't even really feel that old, it's off our last record, Sainthood. You guys remember that record? (cheering) It was so long ago. The other day I saw a tweet about like, "the top 15 religious titled records," and our band - oops, it wasn't supposed to be religious. But it's been so - I can't even fucking remember what - why did we call our record Sainthood again?
  • Fan: Leonard Cohen!
  • Tegan: (to Sara) You remember?
  • Sara: Yeah.
  • Tegan: Really?
  • Sara: Yeah, I do.
  • Tegan: Tell me!
  • Sara: I - there's a lot of reasons, do you really want me to get into this now?
  • Tegan: Just a summary, just a summary so I don't think about it during the show.
  • Sara: Well, originally, the reason why - I have a song called Sainthood. Because of the, of the Leonard Cohen song.
  • Tegan: Oh yeah.
  • Sara: "Came So Far For Beauty."
  • Tegan: Yeah.
  • Sara: Remember me?
  • Tegan: (singing) I came so far for beauty...
  • Sara: So I wrote a song *called* Sainthood, but then Leonard Cohen wouldn't let us use the lyrics - totally respect that, mad respect. And so, we decided to call the record Sainthood anyway.
  • Tegan: And then what happened?
  • Sara: It was sort of moderately popular, the record. Not a fan favorite.
  • Tegan: And then what happened?
  • Sara: Then we made Heartthrob (laughing). Just whored ourselves out for you. Um, I'm just kidding, you guys thought Sainthood was alright, right? (cheering) I barely remember that record because I was really depressed. (laughter) I really was.
  • Tegan: What happened?
  • Sara: It's mostly just a blur. I just met someone...just hurt me.
  • Fans: Awwww!
  • Tegan: And then what happened? (laughter)
  • Sara: (laughing) I'm fine now. (cheering)
  • Tegan: Is this one about that, being sad?
  • Sara: This one [On Directing] is about being sad. I'm not sad anymore, so.
A Tweet The Guys Post About You and Your Faves Relationship (Requested)

Jack J : third wheeling with jack and Y/N right now ugh 

Jack G : I got the worst seat on the plane cause jack and Y/N wanted to sit together, but they’re cute together

Jacob: Was supposed to film a video with aaron today, but he canceled to take Y/N on a date. Cute

Hayes : I feel like i’m cam’s and Y/N child when we go to the mall

Shawn : Saw Y/N and matt making out today. NO PDA

Nash : Seeing Hayes and Y/N cuddling, makes me realize that the only relationship i have is with fruity pebbles 

Taylor : Sammy and Y/N together, reminds me that i’m single

Aaron : Jacob was suppose to teach me how to play the guitar today, but when i got there he was teaching Y/N. Looks like i still don’t know to play 

Carter : Nate and Y/N got matching tattoos, wow my love life hurts. ( get it cause tattoos hurt?)

Matt : Dillon, Y/N, and i went to the movies today. Lets just say i watched most of the movie and they seemed like they were too busy doing something else

Cameron : How cute shawn wrote a song for Y/N, what happened to “Cameron Dallas is my boyfriend”?

Sammy : Seeing nash in a relationship with Y/N, is so weird because its shocking that someone could actual deal with nash and his fruity pebbles obsession 

Dillon : Third wheeling with taylor and Y/N sucks cause i never get the shot gun seat in taylor’s car anymore.

Nate : Haven’t hung out with carter in awhile, he’s always been with Y/N. But their cute together so i guess its okay.

HAHAHAHHA sorry guys if this sucks! This is one of my first “writing preferences” you can say hahaha but i actually really like cameron and nashs tweet!


Have A Great Day! 

Yall Need to Relax

Kyman is not dead. The logic that Cartman having a potential girlfriend demolishes kyman makes no sense to me. By that logic, every time Kyle got with a chick for a couple episodes then Kyman would be dead. But everyone ignored THAT. I think this is good. It opens up potential for guilty and jealous Kyle. In fact, now there’s finally a chance that Kyle will reciprocate.

I like the idea of Cartman finally being around someone who wants to spend time with him. I’m very concerned though, because if he’s not on his guard then Heidi could easily go towards someone else if THEY leave twitter, or the second they get their stuff back she’ll abandon him.

Another thing is that we don’t really have any solid proof that they’re together or that Cartman is really on board with the idea. He was starved for positive attention and never had the chance to have an actual friendly conversation with a girl in years. Heidi jumped to let me show you my vagina. And cartman just said “Oh my god.”

And then people said Kyman is dead? Pff. Guys, Cmon. Ships don’t have to be canon to be shipped. Just look at style. Everytime Wendy and Stan get together, is Style dead? No people still ship it. Haha I highly doubt Heidi and cartman will last the next couple EPISODES, nevermind the season. But that’s just my opinion.

For now, their interactions are really cute. The thing I’M happiest about is the fact that Cartman is committed to trying to change himself for the better even though he doesn’t have friends anymore. Its.. pretty admirable of him.