Do you play pool for real, and are you ambidextrous?
“Umm, no I can’t write very well with my left hand. I can punch with my left hand so that’s good.
Uh, do I play pool? Can I? Yes. Is it great? Not really. But, I can hit people with a pool stick as Alex. I sound very violent, jeez. It’s Alex, it’s not me. I’m like a little butterfly, I wouldn’t hurt anybody.
Unless I’m Alex, and then I would kick peoples’ butts.”