really william was the crazy one

I bet Nursey doesn’t even think much of the fact that he basically is responsible for finding SMH’s new manager.

Like if anyone tries to hype him up for it, he just goes, “It’s chill. Just wanted to do my part.”

Except with Dex. The moment Dex starts getting smart with him, Nursey whips around and plays his manager-discoverer card so fast, it drives Dex crazy


Requested by anonymous

A/N: Due to the nature of Five Nights at Freddy’s, a LOT is open to interpretation. As such, this may not reflect everyone’s headcannons.

“They weren’t kidding when they said this was going to be a project,” you commented, looking at the derelict animatronics littering the room. You kneeled down by what was once a bunny. “You don’t even have a face,” you commented, leaning in to look at the endoskeleton of the animatronic, trying to see how it worked.

You set down your supplies and waked around to take a look at the others. “No hands and bad joints, exposed wires all around. But as long as the infrastructure is still good, that’s all I need.”

Freddy was the mascot, so you figured you’d start with him. You knelt down and started to pull off the fabric covering its endoskeleton. However, as you worked, Freddy’s head twitched. You guessed it was residual electricity. That was, until Freddy’s hand came around and grabbed your hand. You jumped to your feet and moved back, your hand slipping out of Freddy’s grip.

“Very funny,” you said, your heart pounding out of your chest. “I know about the wearable animatronics.”

Freddy slowly climbed to his feet. Bonnie was soon behind, then Chica. “Okay, what’s going on?”

There was the sound of static. It was probably from the dust-filled speakers that were on your list to fix. Though, you swore you heard a voice through the static. “Who?” Freddy seemed to ask.

“I’m a mechanic,” you stated, not believing you were talking to an an animatronic. “My father helped design Freddy’s animatronics. Well, before he went crazy.”

“Purple guy?” you thought you heard in the static.

“Save us,” a whisper came from Chica’s voice box.

“My father was fond of the color purple,” you mused to yourself. Could they really be talking about William Afton?

“Father?” Bonnie’s voice box started up. It was very unsettling to hear something without a face speak.

“Knows Purple Guy,” a fourth voice stated behind you. You felt a hand grab one shoulder, and you saw a hook on your other side. This must be Foxy. “Bite?”

“Hey, my father might’ve gone crazy, but I’m NOT like him,” you insisted. “He killed my brother. I’m glad he’s gone.”

Freddy stepped closer to you, as if examining your face. “Y/N?” he asked slowly.

“How do you know my name?” you asked Freddy.

“My father… Afton,” Freddy stated.

A look of realization crossed your face. The other animatronics must’ve realized the same thing you did, and they took a step back.

“You’re my brother,” you said, not believing you actually had your brother back. Well, in a way. Despite yourself, you stepped forward and hugged the animatronic. Freddy carefully wrapped his arms around you to return the hug. After a moment, you stepped back.

“Let’s get you all fixed up so you’re not struggling so much to move and talk,” you stated. You looked around to the other animatronics. “I’ll fix you all up, don’t worry. You’ll be good as new. Well, if the person they have making new suits does a good job at least.”


a/n: and here it is thank u so so much for your patience!! i’m so grateful for all your love in the previous parts of this series!! please tell me if you liked this and if you want another part maybe 

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The night after the date was uneventful for Y/N at least. All she could think of all night was Chris and how nice he actually was. She felt quite disappointed about him leaving to pick up William, but it was understandable. Chris seemed to care a lot about his friends, which she admired a lot.

She sighed, throwing herself on the bed. Y/N couldn’t help but let her mind wonder a little. Does Chris still like her? Or did he even like her in the first place? If he does, how will he act on it? She had so many questions surrounding the thing going on between her and Chris, but she didn’t know how to approach them or how to ask Chris anything concerning the matter.

Y/N looked around her room, hoping to magically find the answer to all her questions so she’d be able to go to sleep. Her eyes landed on a book on her floor. The book was one of her personal favorites, she had always admired the main characters courageous personality.

Then it hit her. All she had to do was gather up enough courage and face Chris. It maybe wasn’t the magical answer she had hoped for, but it was enough to make her fall asleep somewhat relaxed.

Chris on the other hand wasn’t mad, he was actually furious. Not because of Y/N, obviously he had had a great time. He almost felt betrayed, William had promised him to not bother him tonight but that clearly was too much to ask.

The other thing was that on the phone William had told him to pick him up from a party, because he was drunk but when Chris arrived to the address he had been given he found a sober William who just told him to drive to another address. Turns out he had planned to meet the Yakuza boys.

That was exactly how Chris had ended up laying on William’s couch several hours later with a black eye and a small cut on his cheek. Chris groaned in a mix of pain and annoyance, William rising an eyebrow at him.

”Seriously? You couldn’t wait another day to do this?”

”No, you know exactly why too. Couldn’t have done this without you, you’re the freakishly strong one.” William grinned, trying to boost up Chris’ ego so there’d be less yelling involved.

Chris rolled his eyes at the boy. William had left the fight with no scratches whatsoever, which just fueled Christoffer’s anger even more. Sure, he never told the exact reason why tonight was so important to him but either way William should respect him enough to respect him and what he says.

”You never told me what was so important to you tonight, care to tell me now?” William carefully brought up after sitting a good 10 minutes in silence, hoping to not piss of Chris even more. He was one scary man when he was mad.

All Chris could do was sigh, he knew eventually curiosity would take the better of William. Chris nervously chewed on his bottom lip, trying to find the right words.

”I went on a date.”

William fell from the chair he was sitting on, hitting the wooden floor hard. He was shocked to say the least. If he had to bet on someone who’d be the most likely to not go an a date in the whole school, he would’ve been confident on betting for Chris.

”You did what?!” William exclaimed, wincing in pain making Chris feel slightly better.

”Yeah, that’s what I keep telling myself but I really like her and I’m doing my best in trying to show her that my life doesn’t actually depend on hooking up with a bunch of people.” Chris was staring at the ceiling, a small smile on his face thinking of all the things Y/N had told him. It made him upset but first off it sadly was true but she was the first person to actually have the courage to tell him so.

William looked at his best friend, searching for any hint of humor in his features. He couldn’t help the little ’oh’ get past his lips when he realized that Chris was actually serious. The rest of the evening was spent in an awkward silence.


Y/N was a nervous wreck when she arrived at school, she had plenty of times changed her mind about confronting Chris and there probably was many more to come. She was standing in the courtyard of the school with her friends, desperately trying to find Chris or one of the penetrators.

Vilde noticed her odd behavior and was about to comment on it when her attention went elsewhere like everyone else’s.

Y/N’s mouth parted when she saw Chris and his black eye. She wanted to know what had happened to him. Scratch that, she needed to know. Y/N waited a moment before excusing herself, quickly getting inside the school to find Chris in hopes to talk to him.

Soon enough she found him getting standing in front of his locker. Her hands were shaking, her less confident and more nervous side of her taking over. Y/N was about to bail when Chris noticed her. He didn’t say anything, but he just tilted his head at her in a questioning manner.

Y/N took a deep breath before taking a few steps, so she’d be standing directly in front of him. Instinctively she brought her hands up to his face, gently tracing the bruises doing her absolute best to not hurt him. Chris on the other hand just stared at her adoringly.

”What happened?” she wondered out loud. Chris panicked a little, figuring the worst was about to happen.

”Look before you get mad at me or anything, I didn’t end our date so that I could go and fight someone. William had set it up and when I told you last night I have to pick him up from a party I actually thought that was it but then it escalated from there quickly and I really like you, so much that it actually frightens me so if possible dump me in the nicest way possible,” Chris said in one breath. That was a lot of information to process in approximately 15 seconds, Y/N’s brain processing all he said.

The butterflies in her stomach were going crazy when she realized he had just told her he liked her. Christoffer Schistad liked her. The next thing she realized was that he asked her to be nice about dumping him.

”Dump you? How do I dump you when we’re not together?” Y/N wondered out loud. A blush spread out on Chris’ face, making Y/N smirk. For once he was the awkward one, not her.

”W-well I’d actually like to be with you as more than friends. Like I’d be the one who can kiss you and take out on dates and kick someone’s ass if they try to make a move on you. I just really like you,” Chris told unsure of what to do next. This was all new to him.

A smile spread on Y/N’s face. A huge weight had been lifted off of her shoulders, she no longer had to worry about how Chris felt.

”Good thing I like you too a lot, then”, Y/N told him Chris’ eyes lighting up. She took a step forward, her hands going behind his neck. She gave Chris a reassuring smile, before getting on her tiptoes so she’d be tall enough to press her lips against his. Their mouths moved in sync sweetly, both of them pouring all of their emotions to it. Chris’ lips molded perfectly with hers, it was like they were built to be together.

Y/N’s nose bumped the bruise on his cheek, pulling them both out of their trance. Chris quietly groaned making her giggle, strand of hair falling from behind her ear. Chris smiled, putting the strand of hair back behind her ear before he placed yet another kiss on her lips.

He could definitely get used to this whole thing. Her smiling because of the dumb stuff he says and does, kissing her and to the feeling of happiness.

Japanese-Style Fan Dance with a Clown.

Pre-Word: The character that I am playing is the same as the one from the previous submissions here and here. ((  <== If you would like a better understanding of the first setting paragraph, I would recommend reading these first.))

Setting: So here it is… The group has entered a large forest positioned between two mountain-ranges, and are investigating a disease that is infecting both animal and plant-life. At this point now, the group has been whittled down to three party members consisting of a Human Assassin named William, the ever-angsty wood-elf monk Jun, and my character: the Clown Monster Vuuvie. Now, the group had a bit of a falling out since Melch decided to go ape-shit and try to kill William two sessions after their player joined for being a follower of some Fey religion, or whatever-the-fuck. So Melch ran off to who-knows-where after the group threatened to kick the shit outta the scrawny Teifling. -and Sylvara the Dragonborn had gotten separated from the group after meeting her also Dragonborn boy-friend.

So our party of three are now being guided by a Druid Wood-Elf through the forest to find a cave where the disease was said to have originated. It wasn’t airborne so all the team had to do was not come into contact with anything contaminated. While Vuuvie wanted to burn the forest down, the rest of the team was not as supportive of this method.

It had also been suspected that a doll that Vuuvie carries around with him is very powerful and can bend time and space to its’ own will (while still being reasonable). While the doll is actually alive, no-one else in the group besides the DM really knows this, and it lets Vuuvie get away with a lot of crazy fourth-wall-breaking bull-shit since they like to help Vuuvie do stuff.

So the group eventually comes to a halt in a small opening when the following happens:

DM: “You come to an opening in the woods. The trees and shrubbery around you seem to make this place ideal for a resting place. So since it is approaching sun-down, it might be good to set-up camp. Do you all wish to stop?”

William (OOC): “Indeed.”
Jun (OOC): “Yeah, sure.”
Vuuvie (OOC): “Why not?”

DM (OOC): “Well, as you are setting up camp, you hear something from the far off areas of the forest to your right. No-one is for certain what it could have been making these sounds, but you can tell that it sounds like… Talking.”

Druid Guide: “Oh no… Is this a bad time to mention that this forest is the home of many different ogre tribes?”

Jun: “Are you fucking kidding me?”
William: “Well, this is quite unfortunate.”

Druid Guide: “We’re sorry, but we would not have thought you would have come out to investigate the forest if you knew ogres lived here.”

Vuuvie: “I sort of thought it was a given. I mean… This forest DOES have some pretty swampy areas….”
Jun: “Shut-up, Vuuvie.”
William: “I do hate to be the bringer of bad news, but we may not want to argue at this moment. It may be better to hide.”

DM (OOC): “Okay, do you wish to all hide?”

William (OOC): “I am going to hide in the shadows of the forest and see what troubles we may be up against.”  *Rolls well, and succeeds on being hidden.*

Jun (OOC): “I am going to use my monk-bullshit-climbing powers to climb up into the highest trees in the area.”  *Also rolls well, and climbs up a sixty-foot tree so they are also hidden.*

Vuuvie (OOC): “Nah, I got this.”

//Everyone else gives me a questionable look.//

DM (OOC): “Um… Okay? Is he at least going to do anything, or is he just going to stand there like an idiot?”

Vuuvie (OOC): “Just trust me. You’re gonna LOVE this.”

DM (OOC): “O…kay? Two ogres come walking into your camp-site, and seem to both be dragging a mans corpse by the legs. The corpse is very, VERY dead. In fact, you get the sense that the ogres BRUTALLY MURDERED this guy. They don’t see Vuuvie though as they seem too invested on who will eat the body.”

Ogre #1: “Oi told ya dat dis one is mine!”
Ogre #2: “And I’M telling YOU that it AIN’T!”
Vuuvie (OOC): “As the two ogres come storming into the opening, no-one has seemed to had noticed that they have walked into what seemed to be a Traditional-Japanese festival. There are booths with people manning their stations, and customers purchasing their goods. Paper lanterns are strewn about the area, and give off a dim glow in the growing darkness that the sun-set was creating.”

//The DM is giving me the biggest WTF face I have ever seen, and everyone else seems to be listening just to see where I was going with this.//

Ogre #2: “What the fuck is this shit?”
Ogre #1: “Uh…”

Vuuvie (OOC): “ In the opening, the stalls seem to lead to a large wooden stage you would normally find at gatherings such as these. Do the ogres approach?”

DM (OOC): “Are you fucking DM-ing ‘ME’?”

Vuuvie (OOC): “Do they approach?”

//The DM actually seems interested.//

DM (OOC): “You know what? Sure. They approach. What happens?”

Vuuvie (OOC): “As they gather at the front of the stage, they are welcome to the lanterns in the area dimming for the lights on stage to gather even more attention in the open area. At first, there is only the noise of the other people in the area as they crowded the stage, completely unaware of the ogres having been dragging a cadaver through the festival grounds. Then the sounds of music start picking up. Some wind instruments, drums, bamboo-clappers, and even a Japanese koto.

Jun (OOC): “I have a flute, and I join in?”

Vuuvie (OOC): “Yeah, Jun joins in to play from the tree they are sitting in. However, as the music starts a single figure in a Japanese female-style kimono walks up on stage as they shield their face with two paper fans. Their natural-skin color is a bleached white, and their long hair is tied back into a neat and tidy bun as they walk with wooden sandals that are clacking against the floor of the stage. A feminine-looking rag-doll, also in Traditional-Japanese garb, is hanging over the figures’ shoulder…”

William (From the bushes): “Oh Gods, is that-?”

Vuuvie (OOC): “As the face of the figure is revealed, a Taiko drum is hit once as it is VUUVIE that is dancing on stage! However, as the music continues with the clown monsters dancing, he begins singing a very strange song.”

Ogre #1: “Wha da shit is happening?”

Vuuvie: “Some… body once told me… the world is gonna roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was… looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb… In the shape of an ‘L’ on her fore-head.”


//Vuuvie is still doing a fan-dance on stage.//

Vuuvie (OOC): “Oh, that’s easy.” //Vuuvie makes a horizontal motion with one of his fans.// “Just half them and share them.”

// The ogres proceed to tear the body in two, causing the audience of people to finally scream, and panic while both destroying the stalls in the area and fleeing out into the woods. The ogres then storm off, leaving Vuuvie by his lonesome on stage. Jun and William then come out from their hiding places with William having been reeling back at the complete nonsense they just witnessed, and with Jun just happy that they were included in it. All the while, the DM seems to have been the one reeling from what happened the most. //

DM (OOC): “You had a Traditional-Japanese festival in the opening, and had your character cross-dress as a female fan-dancer… Then you had him dance while singing the lyrics of 'All Star’ by Smash Mouth with a Traditional-Japanese festival musical-cover… Just because you encountered two ogres that MIGHT have turned out to be hostile, and you made them go away by meme-ing at them?”

Vuuvie (OOC): “Yep.”

DM (OOC): “Okay…”

Doctor Who - Attack on Titan Recast

Recast the Doctor Who characters with Attack on Titan characters and explanations too! Go!


10th Doctor (David Tennant) - Eren because they are both guaranteed to get the job done due to their sheer determination.

11th Doctor (Matt Smith) - Sasha because they both probably love weird food combos and I can 100% see them arguing over the last bowl of fish fingers and custard. Also both quirky and adorable.

12th Doctor (Peter Capaldi) - Levi because they’re both very down to earth and would rather get the job done and relax later with minimal messing around. Also both very capable of sassy comebacks.

Rose Tyler - Mikasa Ackerman because they’re both smart and observant and will disobey rules if they feel the need to but are otherwise obedient and hard working.

Martha Jones - Armin because both are smart and logical and are fairly capable by themselves until faced with immediate danger.

Donna Noble - Connie because I can’t imagine either of them being very capable by them selves and they probably need the company of others to keep them sane.

Amy Pond - Jean because they are both slightly gobby and will express their opinion but will listen and obey when they need to.

Rory Williams - Marco because neither are always 100% sure on what’s going on at times but can be useful when needed. Also both are probably really good at cheering people up because let’s face it Marco’s a little ray of sunshine!

Clara Oswald - Probably Hanji because both are fairly smart and confident but are kinda crazy and wacky at the same time. Both can be loud as well when necessary.


AN: Hey hope this ones okay! Thanks for the request I really enjoyed writing it!! :)

Crazy Weird Dream I Had..

So, I had a dream that Jack and I were working in some video game store in the mall, and Jack kept messing with stuff and acting silly, and I kinda had to keep telling him to stop that he was gonna get us in trouble. He didn’t listen. Then, next thing I remember, all of my old classmates came piling into the room, ones that I haven’t seen in ages…it was just really weird and everything felt like it was in slow motion for some reason.
Then, after that, I remember I was walking around the food court of the mall and I saw all my old classmates again, with my old teacher, she was my favorite teacher back then, so I waved at her and smiled, she kinda smiled at me and kept walking by me with my old classmates. I remember I kinda fell into a step behind them, following them…I’m honestly not sure why.
But then, I had this really eerie creepy feeling crawl up my spine, as if someone was right behind me. I turned around slowly and saw Antisepticeye right behind me. I was right. He was looking right at me, his eyes were blacked out and he had this smirk on his face and he was holding up a knife…he had some blood on his neck as well, basically the way Jack portrays him to us in real life. And I remember I started to kinda walk a bit faster, but when I did I nearly tripped and I had to face forward to catch myself from falling. I don’t even know if my classmates were still around me, cause all I remember is turning back around to face Anti again, but this time his eyes weren’t blacked out anymore but he had this huge creepy grin on his face, and he was closer to me, and he was holding the knife even higher over his head.
Next thing I remember I was on the floor and Anti was attacking me, like, hurting me…I had this sharp pain go through my ankle, as if he was slicing my ankle up, then that’s what woke me up. Cause I felt that pain in real life as well.
That dream was so all over the place and weird, I don’t even know! I only talked about the parts I could really remember… I have never had a dream about Anti before though, Jack yes, but Anti…never. Guess this was my first! :P
Anti is actually pretty damn scary haha!

If I was a US History Teacher.....
  • Me: Okay class now why is tomorrow's date so important?
  • Student: *raises hand* Because its the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party thing, where the colonists dumped the tea into the harbor and made the British really mad.
  • Me: That is correct but who are we forgetting in that famous moment of US History?
  • Class: *silence*
  • Me: nobody?
  • Class: *more silence*
  • Me: man you guys are worse than Ubis-
  • Student: we're forgetting Conno-
  • Prick Student: *who doesn't raise his hand* Ya know, another history teacher told me that this "Connor" doesn't really exist and that your just a crazy old loon.
  • Me: That's exactly what the Templars want you to think child.
  • Class: *more silence*
  • Me: ANYWAYS don't forget your homework is to go on Youtube and watch Sequence 6 of AC3 for the Boston Tea Party. There will be a pop quiz on it tomorrow. :)))
Street Dreams (Remix)
Nas (feat. R. Kelly)
Street Dreams (Remix)

Since I was recently talking about MCs that were trying to emulate Nas, let’s talk about the real thing, shall we? Nas never achieved the widespread public adoration that has been bestowed upon the likes of contemporaries like Jay-Z, Wu-Tang Clan, and The Notorious B.I.G. but if it came down to it, I might put Nas above them all. He has a laid back flow that is just untouchable. His lyrical mastery and influence has stretched into the works of artists like Eminem, Lupe Fiasco, and J. Cole just to name a few.

Street Dreams” was a solid single from his second album, It Was Written. Today, I’m here to talk about the remix of that song. The track was produced by The Trackmasters, producers of other such hits of the era like Foxy Brown’s “I’ll Be,” Will Smith’s “Men in Black,” and Nas’ own “If I Ruled the World (Imagine That).” You can hear the smooth production stylings of those tracks in this one; The Trackmasters took care to sample only the best in classic R&B: “Choosey Lover” by The Isley Brothers. R. Kelly is featured and brings his unique flavor to the song by singing the hook which is an interpolation of “Choosey Lover” and Marvin Gaye’s “Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology).”

This version of the song was mainly publicized using a flashy Hype Williams music video which is excellent. But if you really want to see something special/crazy, check out Nas performing this track on Nickelodeon’s All That. It’s a trip.

anonymous asked:

Hello, just so you know, you don't have to do this, if it's too much. What would Iceland, England, Hong Kong, Norway and Canada look for in their s/o? PS. I found this blog just yesterday, and might have read through all of it. I really like it! :)

(Anon, we’ll answer your request even if I’m in the hospital at age 90)

Iceland/Emil Steilsson: Found here!

England/Arthur Kirkland: Found here!

Hong Kong/Leon Wong Kha Loung: Hong Kong would probably go for someone who fits either ‘trendy’ or ‘#YOLO’. Or both. He’s got a ton of crazy ideas, so his s/o should probably be prepared for that. He follows pop culture really closely too, so his s/o has to just deal with it, or even better, follow him on his 16-hour journey to chase down that one idol.

Norway/Lukas Bondevik: Found here!

Canada/Matthew Williams: One thing is certain: His s/o has to be able to see him. Canada wouldn’t be able to carry a relationship with someone who constantly overlooks him. Naturally, they should get along with Kumajirou too. Due to Canada’s gentle and quiet nature, someone with a similarly calm temperament would suit him. He wouldn’t mind someone who would spoil and pamper him, he deserves it considering all he has to go through everyday. Especially with America right next door.

Grell and Children

One thing that has always interested me is whether or not Grell really wants to have children. It’s something a lot of fanfiction writers have tackled - including myself, but I’m curious as to whether this is truly something Grell desires. What makes it so peculiar that while Grell expresses a desire to bear a child twice in Jack the Ripper, it’s not something that’s come up again. It’s not mentioned again in the manga, anime, OVAs, or musicals. It’s simply dropped. Basically, that leaves three options. Either Grell wanted (or thought she wanted) to have children previously but doesn’t now, Grell never truly wanted to have kids, or Grell still desires to be a mother but no longer expresses it verbally.

Grell Wanted (Or Thought She Wanted) to Have a Child But No Longer Does:

Grell initially told Madam Red she wanted to have kids when they first met. This is actually their connection since a big source of Madam Red’s anger towards the prostitutes she killed was that they could have children when she could not. This is why Grell said they should work together.

One theory is that Grell saw a connection to Madam Red and mistook their shared inability to give birth to their own child as that connection. What they really had in common was a need for love and a fear they would never have this love. They both felt rather incomplete. Oddly enough, I’d ever argue that Madam Red’s anger wasn’t really towards those women having abortions. She was actually angry that Vincent was taken away from her forever, and she wanted to take this anger out on someone. The prostitutes became her focus, and she reasoned within herself that she was actually angered by her inability to have children when that wasn’t the case. After Madam Red’s death, Grell no longer had that connection, and her desire to have her own child waned. This is why she hasn’t mentioned this again.

There’s also the strong chance that as Grell’s character evolved, this trait was dropped. Initially the story was going to end after Jack the Ripper, so there was no real need to think about how Grell might be in the future. As the story has grown, Grell’s character had to evolve slightly. It’s possible that Grell wanting kids was no longer a part of her drive and hasn’t been brought up again.

Grell Never Really Wanted Children:

I have an old post that basically states that Grell set Madam Red up a bit. Grell saw this woman killing people and saw her as a bit of a reflection of herself. Grell wanted to team up with her, so she told Madam Red she shared her pain. Grell enjoys flirting with Sebastian, but it’s a bit of a game, so she playfully talks about wanting to have his children. None of this was as serious.

This is certainly a possibility. A lot of Grell’s actions and what she says is part of an act, although I not sure how likely there was zero truth to what Grell said.

Grell Still Wants Children But Doesn’t Say Anything About It:

If this is true, then Grell was being honest about her desires to Madam Red. She also mentioned this while flirting with Sebastian. It is peculiar, however, that Grell would never bring this up again if this was something that she really wanted.

It’s possible that this is something very personal to Grell. With Madam Red, she had someone who understood, so she was more likely to talk about her inability to have children. Now, there’s no one who understands and most just thinks she’s putting on an act or is crazy. It is likely that Grell has a bit of a reputation around Dispatch, so routinely discussing wanting kids would only add to rumors and gossip.

Oddly enough, her not saying anything to William about fathering his kids actually adds some evidence to this idea. Grell flirts with Sebastian, but she cares about William, yet she never has expressed wanting his kids. This might be because it is a serious desire so she doesn’t joke around about it with those she’s more serious with.

Of course, this all just theories, opinion, and a dash of headcanon. Personally, I think it’s something Grell thought she wanted but for an odd reason. This is just my thoughts on the subject, but I think Grell desires love and wants someone to love her. While she’s certainly not conventional, she is a traditional romantic in some way. She wants to get married and be someone’s wife - and traditionally she would also become a mother. Grell doesn’t really want a child for the sake of raising a baby but rather to fit this image of an ideal life in her head. Since it seems impossible, she’s somewhat dropped the idea, although the desire may still be there.

Again, none of this is fact, so all discussion is welcomed and encouraged.


•Donage in 1994. - Describe yourself in four words:

-Jason: Sensitive, kind, worry and happy.
-Howard: Shy, modest, romantic and…crazy.

•Donage in 2009. - Describe the other in one sentence:

-Jason: Howie’s crazy. . Reliable. A great singer.
-Howard: He’s great. He is trustworthy, sensitive, a Sexgod. No, really, if I were a girl, I would love him completely.

*Credit in some pictures: ingek73


I honestly dislike the ‘Sacrifice Chloe’ ending of Life is Strange simply because it hurts most of the characters. Not physically (besides Chloe), but mentally.

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Solangelo Shit ‘cuz I don’t have a better name

Nico spun his finger in the Long Island snow. He could hear the noises of his friends throwing snowballs and laughing and socializing, but he didn’t really care.

“Hey Will!”

He looked up when he heard Leo say Will’s name. Nico could swear he would he would have done a little happy dance if he wasn’t racked with shivers.

The catlike boy shot one look at the crazy group of teens, then walked over and plopped down next to Nico, who swore that Jake Mason shot him a look.

“Heya,” Will said.

Eyeing the blond in his peripheral vision, Nico mumbled a reply. 

Will attempted to strike up a conversation, only to be defeated every time by Nico, whose only real cognitive function was Will Solace. 

Next he knew, a tingling warmth was seeping from his shoulder. Looking over, he saw William fucking Solace resting on his shoulder, the cold snow drifting down on them. 

Nico reached over to Will’s long, floppy hair, and started twisting it into a tiny Will braid. Before he could ask if Will liked it, Nico noticed that his eyes were closed. Ignoring the screaming demigods in front of them, Nico leaned backwards onto the cold snow, and closed his eyes.
Here’s Everything That Happened Inside One Direction’s Made In The A.M. First Listen Party
Spoiler alert: This may be 1D's best album yet.

First Listen PartySpoiler alert: This may be 1D’s best album yet.

by madeline roth

Twenty-five minutes before One Direction’s First Listen Party officially began, a scenic shot of the California coastline at dusk appeared on the big screen. The words “Directed by John Urbano” flashed across the lower left side, and theater No. 12 at Century Huntington Beach erupted in screams. Diehard Directioners knew exactly what this was, and sure enough, the opening guitar chords of 1D’s 2011 breakout hit “What Makes You Beautiful” played over the speakers and kicked off an emotional night on the most nostalgic note.

About 400 One Direction fans, including myself, attended the 4 p.m. screening of the band’s First Listen Party on Monday night (Nov. 2) in Huntington Beach, Calif. All across the country, thousands of other 1D fans were about to experience the same treat as us: listening to the band’s fifth album, Made In The A.M., for the first time, 11 days before its official release. Exciting? Yes. Bittersweet? HELL yes.

It’s no secret that this is an important, possibly career-defining album for One Direction. It’s their first since Zayn Malik left the band in March, and it’s their last before their impending hiatus(which they’ve relentlessly promised is NOT a breakup). The anticipation was sky-high and the mood was shrouded with uncertainty, but the second the “What Makes You Beautiful” music video appeared in front of our eyes, that nervous energy was immediately annihilated. It was time to dance.

That kicked off a chronological string of the guys’ most-loved videos from the past five years: “WMYB” was followed by “Live While We’re Young” (yes, everyone in the theater stood up to “row the boat”), “Kiss You,” “Best Song Ever,” “Story Of My Life” and “Steal My Girl.” It was a nice reminder of where the guys started and how far they’ve come, and every fan in the room was united in collective, uninhibited joy. We weren’t allowed to have our cell phones out, so no one was using the time to mug for Snapchat or brag on Twitter — we were just jamming out because that’s what we do when we hear our favorite songs.

At precisely 4 p.m., the room went dark and a girl at the back of the theater shouted, “DO NOT SCREAM DURING THE MUSIC, I’M SERIOUS.” Everyone applauded, and that was that: all 400 of us were in mutual agreement. We wouldn’t be selfish or obnoxious; we’d make sure this rare, collective experience was perfect for everyone. There was a sense of trust and camaraderie in the room, which is why I think everyone felt like it was a safe space to cry and laugh and squeal and scream. And we did all of that and more, because this album was a topsy-turvy roller coaster of emotions.

One Direction’s Final Tour Stop Was ‘Emotional’ In Every Sense Of The Word

  1. “Hey Angel”
  2. Drag Me Down
  3. Perfect
  4. Infinity
  5. “End of the Day”
  6. “If I Could Fly”Giphy
  7. “Long Way Down”
  8. “Never Enough”
  9. “Olivia”
  10. “What A Feeling”
  11. “Love You Goodbye”Tumblr
  12. “I Want To Write You A Song”Tumblr
  13. “History”
  14. “Temporary Fix”
  15. “Walking In The Wind”
  16. “Wolves”
  17. “A.M.”Giphy

1. “Hey Angel”

Each song was preceded by a short interview with one or more of the guys, during which they appeared individually and spoke about what the following track meant to them. Harry introduced “Hey Angel” by saying “it felt like the right way to set the tone. It felt very much like this album’s ‘Clouds,’” referring to Four’s final track. And while “Hey Angel” isn’t quite as anthemic, I get the comparison. It’s a lush, strongly-sung tune with a simple but memorable chorus: “I wish I could be more like you, do you wish you could be more like me?” During the song, we saw candid footage of the guys goofing off backstage: Harry (with a man bun; BLESS) fiddling on the guitar, Niall driving a golf cart and doing a little jig. When the guys sang, “I come alive when I hear your voice, it’s a beautiful sound, it’s a beautiful noise,” all I could do was nod in agreement. That’s how the 400 of us felt upon hearing the guys kill it straight out the gate.

2. “Drag Me Down”

We all know this one. It’s the very first taste we got of Made In The A.M., and the one that ushered in a new, post-Zayn era of 1D. Its confident and self-assured message was exactly what Directioners needed to hear after months of drama, but Liam admitted it didn’t quite start out so smooth. He said the writers pitched it to them as a mix between Taio Cruz and Maroon 5, which wasn’t so enticing at the time. But after they tweaked it and made it their own, it turned out to be “a nice introduction, especially after what’s gone on this past year,” Liam said. Fittingly, the space-themed vid played during the song and we all jammed the f—k out.

3.  “Perfect”

Harry introduced this song by calling it “the biggest pop song on the album,” and that’s definitely a fair assessment. “It’s a love song, but it’s not that romantic,” he continued. “It’s not thinking anything through, it’s just, ’Do you want to go do a bunch of fun stuff?’” Fair enough, Hazza. Of course, we saw the dreamy black-and-white vid while singing along — and the collective screams during Harry’s bedtime brooding scene were predictably loud AF.

4. “Infinity”

This previously-released power ballad is “one of the best” on the album, according to Harry, but it was far from the night’s most-loved song, mostly because we’d all heard it before and, honestly, there are more memorable ones. We saw candid concert footage while it played, including a couple fleeting shots of Zayn, during which everyone gasped a little.

5. “End of the Day”

“Straight away, the chorus just gets you,” Louis said before this song started playing, and MAN, he wasn’t kidding. This is a funny tune because it’s like two songs rolled into one: you have these really melodic verses, a simple but pretty bridge, and then, out of nowhere, a few drum beats kick in before this massive whopper of a chorus. “All I know at the end of the day, is you love who you love, there ain’t no other way,” they sing on the chant-like chorus, which reminded me a bit of Fun’s “We Are Young.”

6. “If I Could Fly”

OK, this is where things started to take a brutally emotional turn. “If I could fly, I’d be coming right back home to you,” sings Harry, who co-wrote this song with Johan Carlsson, the same guy he wrote Ariana Grande’s “Just A Little Bit Of Your Heart” with. The two songs actually sound a bit alike; they’re both piano ballads that build up and reach gorgeous heights. This one’s lyrically vulnerable, with Harry promising to show his heart “for your eyes only,” but the thing that made it totally chilling was the vintage 1D footage that played over it. This was the first time I heard sniffles and sobs around me, especially when the guys sang “I hope you don’t run from me” as footage of fans running after their tour bus appeared on the screen. Gut-wrenching, in every way.

7. “Long Way Down”

“Long Way Down” is a breakup song, but not the wallow-in-your-ice-cream-while-watching-“The Notebook” type. It’s more, as Liam said, about mourning “a relationship that you really wanted to work,” with a midtempo, Robbie Williams vibe. Niall added that he was told in the recording booth to sound grittier, “like Bruce [Springsteen],” and WOW, he really did manage to do that. Our Irishman’s all grown up, y’all!

8. “Never Enough”

If “Hey Angel” is Made In The A.M.’s “Clouds,” then “Never Enough” is its “Act My Age.” Niall intro’d this one by saying it’s his favorite song. “We were dancing around like crazy. I don’t even know why I love it, everything is just spot-on for me,” he said. There’s a lot going on here, including some “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”-esque underlying chants and random “HUH” sounds. And then there’s some trombone, trumpet and saxophone thrown in for good measure, as the guys sing about wanting to pull an all-nighter. It’s the type of song where you can sing along to it on the very first listen, and it’d definitely be a fun one to see live.

9. “Olivia”

Last week, Liam did us a solid and teased eight seconds of this song on Snapchat. The first time I heard that snippet, I immediately thought it sounded a bit like the Beatles, and the full song only hammers in that similarity. Harry said it’s one of his favorite songs because “it just feels like so much old stuff that I love.” He added that they recorded the strings at the iconic Abbey Road studio, so there you go — the Beatles’ spirit definitely lives on in “Olivia.” And because he knew we’re all wondering, Harry insisted it’s “not necessarily” about a girl. “It doesn’t have to be so literal,” he said, adding that it could be about a place or even a feeling. Hmm… the mystery continues.

10. “What A Feeling”

No, this is not a cover of the infamous “Flashdance” song, but it IS influenced by another throwback classic. Louis said it’s “got a little Fleetwood Mac in there,” and that’s an understatement, honestly. The bass line is pretty much exactly like Fleetwood’s “Dreams,” and the way the guys’ voices are layered over one another in the chorus is gorgeous (as are the lyrics: “What a feeling to be right here beside you now, holding you in my arms/ When the air ran out and we both started running wild, the sky fell down”). We saw black-and-white, behind-the-scenes footage from the “You & I” video during this one, which started out feeling a little random but ultimately kind of fit the mood.

11. “Love You Goodbye”

When I first read the tracklist for this album, I practically started choking up just by seeing the title of this song. But let’s clear up one thing: there’s no comma after “Love You,” so it’s not like you’re hanging up the phone with someone and telling them, “I love you, goodbye.” The inspiration here, as Louis said, is that “everyone has that moment after a breakup when you have to see your ex again.” So, yes, this song’s about… uh… loving someone right before you break up with them (“If tomorrow you won’t be mine, won’t you give it to me one last time/ Oh baby, let me love you goodbye”). And speaking of Louis, he has a huge, killer high note on this one that’ll make you fall out of your chair. Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn ya.

12. “I Want To Write You A Song”

Picture yourself alone in a sunny park with your favorite 1D guy. You’re sitting on the grass, he’s strumming softly on his guitar, and you’re listening, feeling blissful and peaceful and loved. That’s what listening to this song feels like. Liam said it was recorded in Chicago at 4 a.m. and his voice “sounded really, really bad,” but it somehow worked. I think that’s because it’s so structurally simple and minimalist, that it really relies on the guys to deliver sincerity and emotion in their voices. Louis, especially, shines during the chorus, sounding gravelly but sweet at the same time. Also, watching throwback footage from the guys’ Take Me Home album cover photoshoot while they sang, “Anytime I’m gone, you can listen to my voice and sing along/ I wanna write you a song” stripped everyone of their chill.

13. “History”

Niall introduced this track by explaining that it’s about the guys’ relationship with their fans, which immediately sent out the “code red” to alert everyone that their tear ducts were about to dehydrate. But here’s the thing about 1D and Directioners: At their core, these are people who like to have fun and be happy together. Moping and hating are not their style, so instead of commemorating the past five years with a weepy ballad, 1D made us smile with a fun singalong that’s easily one of the album’s most memorable. Sure, it was super emotional when we watched old footage of them with their fans throughout the years, as they sang “don’t let me go, don’t let me go.” But the chorus inspires such a spirit of invincibility that you can’t help but be optimistic: “You and me got a whole lot of history/ We could be the greatest thing that the world has ever seen/ You and me got a whole lot of history/ So don’t let it go, we could make some more, we can live forever!”

14. “Temporary Fix”

Good news, everyone: this album DOES have a “No Control” 2.0, and it’s the rock-fueled “Temporary Fix,” which Niall said was influenced by a “grungy night out.” Which… yes, please, tell us more! This one chronicles the plight of a girl stuck at the bar while an annoying dude talks her ear off. That’s when 1D swoop in and rescue her, vowing to be her “temporary fix.” Yep, this one’s a blast.

15. “Walking In The Wind”

Harry said his inspiration for this tune was Paul Simon’s iconic album Graceland, which is a bit of a tough comparison, only because Graceland was eclectic in every sense of the word. But it works here, especially as we see footage from the “Story of My Life” video, a song that had the same kind of vibe (same with “Ready To Run”). “Goodbyes are bittersweet, but it’s not the end, I’ll see your face again,” they sing. And of course we believe them.

16. “Wolves”

The “wolves” in question here, Liam explained, are touchy-feely dudes who try to talk to his girlfriend in the club. But you know what? Payne-o “ain’t going down without a fight.” We saw behind-the-scenes footage from the “Midnight Memories” vid over this foot-stomping song, which is especially fun with the “ooooh’s” that kind of sound like a wolf howling. Clever!

17. “A.M.”

This is One Direction’s “Closing Time” — an end-of-night tribute to good times that’s slightly (but fittingly) lackadaisical and simple. It also gets the award for the most fun lyric that had everyone going bananas the first time it popped up in the chorus: “We’re just swimming ‘round in our glasses, talking out of our asses.” Brilliant.

Seventeen songs later, we’d reached the end of Made In The A.M., and the four guys appeared on screen together to thank us for attending and to promise, “We’ll see you very soon when we’re back in the U.S.” As we filed out, the line for the 6 p.m. showing was already snaking around the hallway, and eager fans begged us to tell them how it was. “IT WAS LITERALLY LIFE-GIVING,” one girl answered, and honestly, no one could argue with her.

When I walked out of the theater, the air felt misty and there were puddles on the ground. It had rained while we were inside — something that, remember, is all too rare in Southern California — and it felt strangely appropriate. The sky had cried while Directioners had cried too, but it cleared up in time for us to get home safe and dry. And the same thing will happen with One Direction: things might be a little stormy for a while, but the sun’ll come out again. And in the mean time, we have a whole album of great new tunes to keep us company.

Bands And Their Emotions

Paramore makes music for the ones torn in relationships.

My Chemical Romance makes(d) music for the beaten,the broken and the damned.

Black Veil Brides makes music for the rebels.

The Pretty Reckless makes music for the lost but make them found.

Panic! At The Disco makes music for the happy ones.

Fall Out Boy makes music for the somewhat emos.

Pierce The Veil and Sleeping With Sirens make music for the ones who feel they are alone.

All Time Low makes music to make you laugh and be happy.

Bring Me the horizon makes you feel loved and crazy.

Of Mice & men makes music for the stressed and depressed.

This is the sort of music that really saves lives.