really this one looks so weird

Astrology and Le Body. 🤜🏿✋🏾🖖🏼✊🏼👂🏾👣👄👅

1st house: planets that fall here will often be more of a signifier of your facial features(forehead) and scalp(hair)

2nd house: this will be indicative of your neck/throat and your voice.

3rd house: this will be indicative of your arms and hands!

4th house: this is going to be your chest for men and breast for women and upper stomach area

5th house: this is your back and heart.

6th house: this is your lower stomache just above your waist line.

7th house: this is your booty. Aha and your pelvic region.

8th house: this is your genitalia

9th house: thunder thighs and inner thighs

10th house: knee caps/bone structure.

11th house: ankles

12th house: your feet and this is actually believe it or not also rules your finger tips and toes. Not the actual hands themselves but the fingers

Okeh guise so now we’re gonna do le planets.

Sun-makes it radiant! Makes it stand out in a noticeable way. Makes it masculine in nature(not veins or anything like that but gives it a more alpha look)

Moon-makes it look fragile and soft. Plushy sort of and rounds it off. Kind of plushy and baby looking. “Ex he has baby hands”

Mercury-makes it fluctuate! In some cases it makes things longer if it’s in an earth house and makes things more petite and compact if it’s an water house. More angular and shaped if it’s an air house and more subtle if in a fire house.

Venus-makes it look pretty! Makes it soft similarly to the moon but in a beauty guru esq format. Makes it look sensual and sort of dainty.

Mars-Well. It makes it look rough. Angry. Veiny aha I’m partly kidding! But it does make it look a little more rougher around the edges or intense. Kind of in a raw and earthy way! And no not ugly just like “natural”

Jupiter-makes it big and theoretically something that expands.

Saturn-makes it smol. And a little on the boney side! Looks mature.

Neptune-makes it hard to define. Like you may see it one way and then you get another look and it looks different! Usually makes it fragile and a little translucent. In some cases it can make it hidden and ambiguous

Pluto-makes it look intense and sharp, makes it stand out and has a sort of sexy look to it.

Example time. Introducing me!

Sun in the 1st cancer

Moon in the 10th

Mercury in the 2nd

Venus in the 12th

Mars in the 12th

Jupiter in the 10th

Saturn in the 11th

Neptune in the 7th

Pluto in the 5th

Okay so

My hair is usually on the thicker side, and it’s very curly. The Sun/Leo’s influence adds to that. And my forehead is pretty prominate aha shapes my whole face pretty much. But my suns in cancer so my face is soft and round and I always look like I’m gonna cry 😭. And my hair also doesn’t get as thick as it can and is pale in color. So here moon and sun cancel each other out so I get a mix of both so it’s hard to tell the difference.

My voice changes a lot and I often fluctuate with the sound of it fairly often. My neck is long! It’s in Leo so once again I do have a masculine neck and it does stand out aha. But the cups is in Leo and my voice does stand and can be pretty loud. But it’s also quiet and you can’t here me(sun in cancer)

Nothings in my third house but Leo once again and I do have pretty manly hands bro. 😂😂 same for my arms but once again since it’s cancers influence with it being my suns ruler it’s manly but also soft looking

My 4th house is empty for the most part but has Juno and Lilith there. So like once again where canceling out. It’s Lilith in libra and Juno in libra. So my chest is pretty nice looking but it’s very boney because I’m so skinny and it can look very intense at times.(yes I eat guys I eat a lot but yeah aha)

My Pluto in my libra 5th house.

My back does look intense and it’s pretty sharp cause the bones lmao. But it’s also pretty soft and what not.

My 6th house is empty but I have sag here and my stomache can get sooooo like I could eat a house. It’s like the only part of me that gets big high key.

My 7th house has Neptune and my bum does look smol but like I wear baggy clothes a lot and even if I’m wearing tight stuff it looks smol aha but like it’s a nice size to me but clothes kinda make it look non exsistant 🙃 and it’s also in Capricorn 7th house cups so like yeah mini booty team

My eighth house is aqua and urnaus is also there and yeah my groin has seen some shit. 🙃 so as far as looking unique I would def say yes. But I don’t see Saturn here! Nothings smol! Looking different yeah but everything’s about normal size.

My 9th house is empty as well but also in aqua and yes I have weird thighs like sometimes there present and other times lol? Plus co ruled by Saturn so there like smol.

My 10th house has moon and Jupiter Aries/Pisces and the 10th house cusp is Pisces/Scorpio decan and my knees are pretty smol like they’re a little dainty and what not. They don’t really “expand” but they can get inflamed pretty easy and get larger. There very sharp looking and intense. People always see what they want to see in my bone structure and I’m the only one in the family with no high cheek bones! My face is just round af. And my bones are super plushy and sensitive.

My 11th house is in Aries and i have Saturn In Taurus there. And yes my ankles be looking rough sis. But they still look decent with Taurus there and they’re very smol as well.

◼️side note: LOOL I didn’t know Saturn is everywhere in my damn chart!? Like wow sis let me grow.

My 12th house is another cancel because mars and Venus fall there and like my feet and fingers are like cute to me but they’re also kinda intense looking and like veiny :/ and my mars is in cancer and my Gemini Venus in the aqua decan so my fingers look a little unique and they change shape soooooo often sometimes there bricks other time they look like model hands :/ my feet are like getting flat now so idk but I actually like them!

Aha this isn’t meant to be taken to seriously and feel free to comment whatever you like I was just trying to see if any of this rang true or not as I did see it somewhere that this could be applied this way. I personally don’t think astrology alone can depict genetics which would more so be the ic if anything but just thought this was interesting. Ello!

does anyone else have very very very weird, specific, surreal aus that you make and continue in your head that only make sense to you??

ive been playing a lot of games on my phone lately which means seeing a lot of ads for games and i downloaded one just because the quality of the graphics was like uncomfortably high. like it’s a basic candy crush style “swap two pieces to make a line and they vanish” game but couched inside this narrative of this really gay looking butler named austin returning to and redecorating his childhood home???? like it’s 3D animated and has a short film ish quality opening…. not like pixar mind you but like…. knock off dreamworks bargain bin level maybe? but more fluid in motion??? idk its so weird like its way too high quality for a simple phone game its so weird to play fkdkdsjsksjs but this dude is bald and has a mustache and wears suspenders and a bow tie and has a pet cat and parrot so obviously i have to help him decorate

Since I have nothing better to do, and it’s been a while since I’ve had anything to post about bc my collecting has slowed so much, I’m gonna ramble aimlessly talk about Mario figures again. So behold, what is possibly the only articulate Peach figure ever made: 

Which is really weird isn’t it? 30+ years and she’s never had a doll or something? Not even in Japan? Not even a figuarts one planned? I’ve looked and looked, but couldn’t find another existing. That’s just disappointing. 

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This is a birthday gif-t (is that a thing? it should be a thing) for @justsomeghostofme​ and I’m glad I made it just in time. I hope you have a great one, enjoy your day and keep being awesome ♥ also, thanks for always putting up with all my messages and rants, I really appreciate it (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿) (I made the gif for 500 px res so it looks good on your theme, sorry if it looks bad on your dash though, tumblr is weird).


Okay, so I read killing stalking to see what the whole hullabaloo was about and I can’t get past the fact that the scrawny weird guy looks like Steve from blues clues.

Not really a fan of this series TBH cause it just feels like rehashed tropes from “Misery”. With the leg breaking and holding people captive against there will and all.

jimmy-valmer  asked:

something not specific - a cute kyle doing cute kyle things

i guess these arent specifically cute things but hes always cute so it doesnt rly matter

The Losers Club as Text Posts

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]

Stan: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Bill: …I did. I broke it.

Stan: No. No you didn’t. Richie?

Richie: Don’t look at me. Look at Ben.

Ben: What?! I didn’t break it.

Richie: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Ben: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Richie: Suspicious.

Ben: No it’s not!

Mike: If it matters, probably not, but Eddie was the last one to use it.

Eddie: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Mike: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Eddie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Mike!

Bill: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Stan.

Stan: No! Who broke it!?

Ben: Stan…Beverly’s been awfully quiet.

Beverly: REALLY?![Everyone starts arguing]

Stan: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

  • Steve: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
  • Will: I did. I broke it…
  • Steve: No. No, you didn’t. Mike?
  • Mike: Don’t look at me. Look at Max.
  • Max: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Mike: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Max: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Mike: Suspicious.
  • Max: No, it’s not!
  • Lucas: If it matters, probably not… Eleven was the last one to use it.
  • Eleven: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Lucas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Eleven: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Lucas!
  • Will: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Steve.
  • Steve: No. Who broke it?
  • Max: [whispering] Steve, Dustin’s been awfully quiet…
  • Dustin: Really?!
  • Max: Yeah, really!
  • Steve: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

things about thesigns that are completely unrelated to love

Aries Venus: cannot not look good in red, no exception.

Taurus Venus: always has a restaurant recommendation

Gemini Venus: really, really into rap

Cancer Venus: wants to have a poem or song written about them (partly because they love both partly because they’re narcissistic)

Leo Venus: looks into every mirror they encounter for just a bit too long

Virgo Venus: loves flowers so. much.

Libra Venus: cares A LOT about their hair and nails

Scorpio Venus: chugs tea 24/7

Sagittarius Venus: always speaks at least one language more than you

Capricorn Venus: likes dogs better

Aquarius Venus: has that one really weird thing in their room

Pisces Venus: likes to stay in a little too much

Sky Factor AU

What if Geoff got pissed at everyone for fucking with his chickens or something so he finds a way to make a curse and basically now they’re all chickens except for him.

  • There’s a sleek gold one, with one giant feather sticking out of his head that squawks so loud, so it’s obviously Gavin. He walks like he’s in slow motion but runs “fast as dicks” when soggy bread is tossed his way.

  • The fluffy red one with a tiny face that makes him look angry is always shouting in a way that sounds like a New Jersey “Ey” so it’s Michael and he’s just always wandering under Geoff’s feet. He won’t stop pecking at Gavin and he keeps eating weird things.

  • Jeremy looks like an orange chicken that fell in purple paint and he’s really tiny and his tiny noises sound like Haps and Geoff has to clean up the feathers he keeps losing and feeding him different food so he doesn’t lose all of them. He doesn’t try to fly and will shout for Geoff if he climbs onto something to high.

  • Jack is a big bright orange chicken with so many feathers he looks like a ball. He keeps eating all the corn though but will break up the Lads fighting before a wing gets bent. He likes to sit on Geoff’s shoulder and it sounds like he’s laughing all the time. Once Geoff stubbed his toe and Jack came running in at high speeds to hug him.

  • “I asked for chickens what am I doing with this fucking creepy ass owl?”

It’s Ryan.

Washington: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Burr: I did, I broke it-

Washington: No. No, you didn’t. Jefferson?

Jefferson: Don’t look at me. …Look at Hamilton.

Alexander: What? I didn’t break it.

Jefferson: Hmm.… That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Alexander: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Jefferson: Suspicious.

Alexander: No, it’s not!

Lee: If it matters…probably not… But Laurens was the last one to use it.

Laurens: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Lee: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Laurens: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Charles!

Burr: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, George-

Washington: No. Who broke it?

Madison: George …Lafayette’s been awfully quiet…

Lafayette: Really?!

Madison: Yeah, really!

*cuts to Washington in the other room*

Washington: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.


So after many hours of work, I made some BATIM screenshot edits to use for whatever! Backgrounds, headers, knock yourself out.

Crediting is loved, but not necessary. Just don’t TAKE credit for them, and we’re good.

They have captions


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Laps and Naps

Originally posted by ohh-bloodyhell

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x female!Reader - Cast x female!Reader

Request: So my idea was a fic with seb and reader on the set of Infinity War. Reader likes taking naps on the casts laps, and after a while seb notices that she’s never napped on his lap and gets a bit jealous. A few cast members notice his crush on the reader and one day reader finds seb and the rest of the cast sitting together and goes straight for his lap. The whole cast looks up in awe and snap multiple pictures and seb is all flustered and blushy. You can change it up if it didn’t make sense lol ☺️ (-anon)

Warnings: none, really!! just pretty fluffy stuff

Word Count: 1.2K

A/N: it’s been such a weird week, and i really hope today will be good. but i’ve been havin’ a pretty bad mental-problems sort of day streak, so any memes sent to me are and will be greatly appreciated !!

“Y/N,” a distant, low voice sneaks through your sleepy mind. “C’mon, Y/N, I have to be in the suit in five minutes.”

The groggy veil of sleep slowly lifts off of your as you begin to wake-up. You could feel a heavy hand beginning to gently shake your shoulder.

“But I was so comfy,” your tired voice grumbles.

“I know,” Chris’s soothing voice drifts through the room. “But you’ve been sleeping on me for almost an hour, and I really have to get ready.”

Fine,” you groan, lazily pushing yourself up into a sitting position, snuggling into the corner of the couch as you pry open your heavy eyelids. “But you should know, that was a good nap.”

You blink away the sleep from your vision and look around the room, your gaze locking on Anthony.

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