really stupid but hilarious

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George Bush trying to put on a rain mac was the only part of the Inauguration worth watching

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Merlin + Arthurian quotes

“Have you really been locked in a cave for eleven hundred years?
"Thereabouts, yes.”
She whistled. “You must be the horniest bastard on the face of the earth.”
The expression on his face did not change, but he said, “Gwen, would you mind waiting here a moment?”
“Uh…sure.”
Arthur stepped back and went into another room. She pricked up her ears and heard the sound of pages turning. She heard him mumble “Horn…horned…hornet,” like someone skimming through a dictionary to find a word he did not comprehend. She stifled a desperate urge to giggle. There was a momentary pause in the page turning, and then she heard the book close. She fought to keep a straight face but felt the sides of her mouth turning up involuntarily.
Arthur came back into the room and faced her, looking deadly serious. “Gwen,” he said with great solemnity.
“Yes, Arthur?”
“You’re right.”
They both dissolved into laughter.
Peter David | Knight Life

anonymous asked:

Hi! I feel really stupid asking this but, why are you suddenly talking about Asmoideous (I think you write it like that?)? and who is this guy?

Hi!

Dont worry, it was a blink and you miss it thing in 12x12. Ramiel mentions his fellow princes of hell: Azazel, Dagon and Asmodeus (”has his hobbies”).

Azazel is the most fanatical, Dagon seemed very dedicated and Ramiel just wanted to be left alone, kind of a loose canon. So I wonder where Asmodeus fits, I think perhaps either another fanatic, to replace Azazel or the other end where wants to be left alone-ish but in some kind of position, doing something relevant *whispers, part of the BMOL or actually a ‘good’ guy pleaaaaase*.

Or you know, Asmodeus is often linked to lust and I would love a lust/love monster storyline now that Dabb is in charge, lets be real….

- Renaissance Biblicism puts Asmodeus as linked to the deadly sin of Lust (they had 1 Prince for each of the 7 deadly sins).

- In the Talmud, the Malleus Maleficarum, Dictionnaire Infernale and many Renaissance and Middle Aged tomes he is associated with lust and debauchery.

So I do hope and think we will come across Asmodeus and hopefully it will link in to either the Lucifer or BMOL storyline quite well….

Or, you know, just a good old MotW TFW type lust monster episode where Dean gets whammied but somehow it doesn’t affect him at all cos DUH he’s already so used to the feeling and he doesn’t seem out of character at all ;)

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Can you imagine how awesome and hilarious of a wingman Jay would be. I mean seriously. Imagine Cole trying to get with a girl/guy and he doesn’t know what to do. And Jay takes it on himself to get his bro a mate.

The problem is that with every good piece of advice he gives five other pieces of absolutely terrible advice. And Cole is constantly questioning him, and Jay assures him he’s saying the right choices when in reality he has no idea what he’s doing but doesn’t want to tell Cole that and make him more nervous.

Kind of a stupid thought. But honestly that would be really hilarious.

it is really frustrating when y’really want to draw/at least doodle something but can’t without moving your entire computer tower up onto a small space on the desk you’re borrowing from your friend
and the reason for that is because you’re a forgetful idiot named shadow that left their monitor cord sitting on the floor of their bedroom
so you have to use your friends’ tv as a monitor
im an idiot

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Got this silly idea after having a short conversation with accidentlyfairy , i couldn’t resist so i grabbed my sketchbook and drew these things ~

i know , my stupidity sometimes can be an inspiration …
anyway , sorry for my terrible hand writing Ụ _ Ụ …

[ listening to the director’s commentary ]

“chaos and relativity does undermine your search for meaning, but it also undermines your futility. if the universe has no center, then everywhere is the center. so, just as surely as your relationship means nothing it can also mean everything.”
“i think im about to cry, dan”

rixty minutes is a weird combination of really stupid yet hilarious improv and also deep shit

Clean Time Dance

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Reader

Warning: N/A

Writer: @imaginesofeveryfandom aka @thequeenofthehobbits

Summary/request: Requested by @capscanary:  And: (Reader-insert): Stiles and reader cleaning their house when one turns on music and starts dancing, leading to cleaning being a adorned in favor of a mini dance party

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Watch on rooster-teeths.tumblr.com

just turn on the audio

anonymous asked:

Why do you think they had Caroline and Alaric get engaged? It's not like it was necessary for them to be a "normal" family. I mean, Caroline was a vampire that gave birth to them because their uncle killed their mother, who was also a witch. Nothing about them was traditional to begin with so I'm really confused as to why the marriage thing even came into play.

They had Calaric get engaged to give Steroline an obstacle, it was just a really stupid obstacle and Calaric ended up having more chemistry, which is hilarious.

One time I was trying to type in ‘fuck’ but I think i was talking about Bucky and I ended up typing “Fucky” and then my mind immediately thought of “I wanna fucky bucky,” and I ended up laughing for a solid 5 minutes afterwards

Sentences [part2]

Series: Soul Eater
Main pairing: Soma
Genre: Romance, humor
Setting: AU: Soul Mates
Rating: T
Type: Multi-Chapter.
Read on: FF.net., Ao3
Read other chapters: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven

Synopsis: In which the first sentence your soul mate will speak to you appears tattooed on your skin once you turn 18, and Maka discovers that not every sentence is romantic. (based off of this post)

A/N: (Edited) 

This will be a decent amount of exposition. I figure a first date is a good way to get details out of the way.

Soul had already been at the café for fifteen minutes by the time Maka arrives. 

Why he’d gotten there so early, he probably couldn’t tell you. But he’d spent nearly half an hour getting ready for this – which was a good 25 minutes longer than he’d ever spent getting ready for anything in his life – and he wanted to make sure Maka wasn’t the first one there.

He stares at his wrist, reading his Sentence for the millionth time this week while twirling the paper cup full of coffee in his other hand. He’d thought it was a pretty cool sentence to have when he first got it. 

It was certainly better than Black-Star’s one word (“huh?”) which had disappointed the eccentric, blue-haired kid immensely.

He’d ranted about how boring his Sentence was for hours, Soul tuning him out after the first 15 minutes. The day he’d woken up to his Sentence, right there on his left wrist, he’d shown it to Black-Star almost immediately, a smug look on his face. The kid fumed for days about how much better Soul’s Sentence was than his, and how he really didn’t deserve it, and he certainly didn’t deserve a soulmate that seemed so cool.

But Soul didn’t care too much about whether or not his soulmate was cool. Actually, he didn’t care too much about finding his soulmate, period. He just figured it’d happen when it happened. 

He never thought it would take 10 days, though. And he never thought that the first thing he would say to his soulmate would be so stupid.

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The whole B.o.B vs Neil deGrasse Tyson thing was pretty amusing for a little while until I noticed on Twitter the amount of people coming out saying that it’s actually a cover up and that the Earth is actually flat, and then try to use science to prove it. Quite frankly, this is now getting a little concerning.

anonymous asked:

Hello :) Can i please have akashi reacting to a boy trying to flirt with s/o and Akashi becomes jealous? Thanks in advance.

Heeere you go :) I hope you like it. I always imagine Akashi as rather possessive, so I hope this meets your expectations. 

By the way, please feel free, to talk to me and criticize me. I’d really like to improve. Thank you guys, for everything. :D 

Sitting on a park bench, you were waiting for Akashi. Listening to music with your earphones, you closed your eyes to enjoy the sunshine in the early summer.

Suddenly someone tapped your shoulder. You opened your eyes and unplugged your earphones. A boy your age was standing in front of you and smiled. “Hey. May I sit here?” He looked like the-boy-next-door-type and you didn’t think much before nodding, motioning him to sit beside you. You guys started talking and the boy, who introduced himself as Yuki (random name) was really hilarious, you couldn’t help but laugh at his stupid, but funny jokes.

Akashi already saw you from very far away. A smile formed on his lips but it quickly turned to a scowl when he realized someone occupied the seat next to you on the park bench. And this someone was a male, who seemed to be making you laugh a lot, because Akashi could see you were holding your stomach and with the other hand you wiped away a tear from laughing too much. If Akashi could blush, his cheek would be on fire now from anger, but he stayed cool and composed, at least his poker face was showing that as he approached you and Yuki.

Seeing Seijuro walking towards you, you waved at him with a big smile. In return, your Sei-Chan gave you one of his sarcastic smirks you loved so much.

When Akashi reached you, he pulled you in a tight hug without a word and then kissed you, a wild and possessive kiss. When you broke away, you asked quietly and a little out of breath “What’s the matter, Seijuro?”

“It seemed like I needed to show that you already belong to someone.” He said rather loudly in a husky voice. You turned around, realizing Akashi meant Yuki, who just smiled awkwardly and got up from the bench. “I guess, I should take my leave now.” He smiled at you. “Yes, indeed, you should.” Akashi nodded with his poker face. “See you around, ____-Chan”.

When Yuki was gone, you looked up to Akashi in surprise. “What was that, Sei-Chan?”

“There was someone trying to flirt with MY girl. He’s already addressing you with ‘-Chan’” He answered with scowl. You blushed when he stressed the “my” in the sentence. Giving him a peck on his cheek you asked: “Are you jealous? You were really rude.” Once again, he gave you his well-known smirk. “Maybe.” Was all he answered, but to you it was enough.

Odd Things That Make the Signs Happy
  • Air signs: Coloring in coloring books anarchically | Probably still horses, just like when they were five | Aliens meme in places that there really shouldn't be an aliens meme
  • Fire signs: Being a dork with something like finger paints even if they know what they're doing | Running jokes that are really stupid and hilarious | Temporary tattoos or sharpie tattoos
  • Earth signs: Little hand sanitizers that they can do the super-villain hand rub with | When candy is individually wrapped | TINY VERSIONS OF NOT-TINY THINGS
  • Water signs: That ultra fine white glitter that is somehow green and purple at the same time | Putting really childish band-aids all over themselves or someone else | Being able to mess with a musical instrument that they've never played before