So this is the best thing I’ve seen today and that includes a calf adopted by dogs. This obviously needs a translation so here’s a really quick one:
Thank you so much for getting to love Johnny’s!
Right now read the NEWS user manual very thoroughly.
Always correctly, kindly look after us
Please note we will not accept the flaming that goes with idol groups
There’s Kato who writes novels, he released 4 books
He has a movie adaptation and drama adaptation, now he’s “sensei”
But… though he’s a writer and knows kanji, why is his name is katakana?
There’s Koyama, intelligent leader, he does newscasting
His comments have a high rating and he’s kind
But… even though he’s such a dependable leader he is made to do massage by Tegoshi
In case if Tegoshi gets annoying and you want to kick him, turn to the other one in Tegomass - Masu - and be healed by him.
Please keep supporting NEWS, from 9 they became 4 but please smile and forgive them
Keep looking after them since they’re Johnny’s with a lifetime warranty
Wow, that was brutal. I might just take the tip on Tegoshi, thanks.