really nonsense stuff


Maybe they’ll save it. All the pieces. Store it in the town hall attic and rebuild it in a hundred years. Wonder who the hell we were. 

Riverdale, “Chapter Four: The Last Picture Show”


I haven’t watched that much MBMBAM in my life, but this first edition of (boop-a-boop-boop-a-boop) HAUNTED DOLL WATCH is cracking me up. 


I’ve been feeling pretty bummed out this entire day for no real reason so I doodled this comic. Idk, it seemed cute and funny in my head.

For context, Magical Hero Fi seriously injured Mobster Ghirahim to the point where he needed to be hospitalized for several weeks. She felt so bad about it that she visited him at the hospital everyday and paid for his medical bills. Needless to say Ghirahim caught the feels for her during this time.


Do you like ghostly Spanish captains with great hair and raging bloodlust? Do you like shipping said captain with (almost) every other character they meet on-screen — and even some they don’t? Well then I have the blog for you:


Remember: Life’s too short not to enjoy things, friends — no matter how trash they may turn out to be.

                                         xXxXx Ships xXxXx

Consider: pnp hypnosis kink.

Something like, either sending a big burst of data down the lines to the one you’re connected to that immediately causes a state of mind where they become open to suggestion.

Or sending small waves of energy that slowly coax them into a relaxed, dream-like state.

Maybe they unplug after, or maybe they stay connected together for an extremely intimate experience. The one sending the data can feel their partner’s pleasure and can tell if they’re becoming uncomfortable. Or when they’re beginning to approach overload, so they can back off if they want to keep teasing them.

If they disconnect, they can make it so that the program they installed is set for a certain amount of time maybe, while also programming some kind of failsafe so that they’re partner can send a comm if they’re becoming uncomfortable/distressed (also programming a safeword for the un-hypnoed partner if an emergency comes up and they need to end the session asap). Then they remain free to give orders/suggestions that lets their partner move around freely (especially useful if they’re doing anything in public, or with other partners).

anonymous asked:

this is stupid but im getting my wisdom teeth out in a couple weeks because i have to and im scared that im going to accidentally come out to my parents

hey nonnie! i got my wisdom teeth out legit last friday and i had the same concerns but it really depends on how much pain medication you’re put on. but even then, you really just speak some nonsensical stuff. if you couldnt come out normally, then it wouldnt slip out. tbh i was just numb and exhausted after my surgery… i hope urs goes well <3

A Little Goes a Long Way (Part 2)

I… dislike this. Truth is I’ve been feeling down for a while now, and I’m not as excited about fanfiction as I once were. Which is why this might be a weird read in some parts. But, alas, it is here. Honestly, I don’t know if I would have done a better job had I waited for inspiration or whatever. Still, I hope you like it!

Requested by @bendingovervirginia

When Spencer woke up the next day, he was feeling much better. His throat was practically healed, his nose wasn’t as runny, and his body wasn’t so sore anymore. He took a sip of the water at his bedside table. It took him a few seconds to remember that that cup of water was only there because of (Y/N), who had been at his home to take care of him, but he didn’t remember much. Did she stay the night? His memories were fuzzy. That couldn’t be a good sign.  

He left his room looking for her, immediately seeing her still asleep on his couch. Spencer smiled, fighting the urge to remove a strand of hair that had fallen on her face. Seeing her like this, so worried about him, so concerned for his safety, it felt weird. Spencer knew she would always have his back, of course. They were FBI agents, their jobs were dangerous and they needed to trust each other on the field, and with their lifes, no less. 

But this, having her getting him soup and making sure he took his meds. That was pure bliss. Which is why he was having a hard time understanding why it was happening. While Spencer was making them some coffee, he wondered why the coworker who didn’t really seem to like him, the one who was nothing more than a colleague, was the one currently sleeping at his place, having spent the night to look after him. The dishes from the day before were washed, his house was neat. She must have done that. 

Why? Why was she there? As Spencer filled up two mugs with coffee, he pondered why the most reticent person in the team had been so worried about him to the point of coming to his home. He sat at the couch near her feet and waited.

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Ok. Listen.


Look at me and listen.

If I am your friend and ur like “hey u wanna ship” 

or if our characters have an unexpected amount of chemistry (I’m lookin’ at you, seal man)

 then I don’t care how ridiculous the idea is, I don’t care if you’re an oc, or from a different fandom, or a goddamn tree nymph or something, I will ship with you. 

As long as both muns are willing, and the characters are both of age I literally do not give a single flying fuck.

Imagine that Henry [V] must marry Miranda [from The Tempest] instead of Katherine. How, in your opinion, would Henry manage the situation?

Actually, seriously one of my final exam essay questions.

anonymous asked:

Ooh, you're writing Bloodborne fic?? That's awesome, I can't wait to read a BB fic from one of my favorite authors (especially since the fandom itself is rather sorely lacking in fic). Just curious, will Lady Maria play a big role :D?

Lady Maria will definitely be part of the story, since I have a plot that goes the whole way to the end and includes the DLC, but I haven’t fully fleshed out what her role is.  I’m going to take a looser route with the narrative because you can’t just write things word for word or straight transcribe the cutscenes, so I’m pretty sure I’ll change things up with Maria.

  • Person: I dislike this thing you love.
  • Me: Yo, it's cool. It's not for everyone.
  • Person: I dislike this thing you love and through careful examination found some things it did wrong.
  • Me: Yup, it's cool. Not everything's perfect and it's good to look at things with a critical eye.
  • Person: I hate this thing you love and will proceed to criticize it for unjustified, poorly-thought-out reasons and also maybe flood the tags with my hate.
  • Me: *trying and failing not to froth at the mouth with rage*
Cautionary Tales

“Don’t put your wand there, boy! What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know.“
"Who d'you know who’s lost a buttock?”
“Never you mind…” 

—Alastor Moody

“What happened?! Sirius said…well…just… Are you okay?!”

“Well…I’m mostly in one piece.”

Mostly? Do I need to fetch a Healer?”


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