yall heard of t
he paladin’s fursonas what they’d be as animals, now get ready for their pets
- He’s really not a dog guy, and no he’s not a cat dude either. While he was living in his shack he did however find this chill lizard he named God.
- He’s pretty sure it’s a male lizard???or not but its ok they’re best friends
- Lance, looking into Keith’s makeshift tank at his shack: dude i think God escaped???? Keith: nah he’s just an outdoor lizard Lance: ????an outdoor???lizard???
- God is actually several desert lizards that come by to eat the food Keith leaves out
but don’t tell him it’d break his heart
- Pidge loves her dog Bae-Bae!!!!!1!
- And yes i say her dog bc no one else wanted a dog but Pidge.
- Matt was going to school at the Garrison, her mom hates pets and Sam is horribly allergic to dogs.
- Pidge is spoiled though so he puts up with it.
really he just stays in the office all day to avoid her
- Colleen Holt: sweety r u sure u don’t want something smaller like a dachshund or a yorkie or??? 10 year old Pidge, holding the 30 pound Bull Terrier in her arms: this is the one
- Had one of those HUGE fluffy Samoyeds he named Marshmallow!
- He really didn’t want a dog??(he can hardly take care of himself) but his buddy’s dog had a litter and offered her as a puppy and she was so cute and small!!!how could he say no??
- They neglected to tell him that dogs, do in fact, grow
- She has a lot of fur, but it’s therapeutic for him to just sit down and brush her outside after work
- Keith has to brace himself against the door when he comes over bc she will trample him and just lay on you
He conveniently forgets to tell Lance this when he visits oops
- Shiro’s the type of dude that carries his 50 pound dog like a baby around the house
- This video with Shiro and his dog that is all
- Big family = plenty of pets
- Before he wanted to be a pilot, he wanted to be a veterinarian!
- They had chickens!!! No one wanted to take care of them but Lance and he got along with them really well! He knows all of their names and holds like them his newborn babies
- when he was sad or his older siblings bullied him he would sneak into the coop at night and talk with them(sometimes he fell asleep with a chicken in his arms)
- Is the “pet whisper” with everything but their old family cat Mitzi. Mostly bc she bothered the chickens
and was the devil incarnate
- 8 year old Lance, holding their chicken Rosita in his arms, eyeing Mitzi: the devil is in this house tonight..
- If they were back on Earth, he would be the Brother Nature dude
- Lance, feeding the chickens: no need to fight ladies, Everybody Eats!
- Really loves dogs!! But sadly his moms were those people and wouldn’t let him get one
- They did settle on a turtle named Benjamin! And he loves him a lot!!!
- Hunk used to play his guitar to Ben and sing him songs he wrote himself!!
- When he was told the Garrison didn’t allow pets he legit cried for 3 hours
- Lance doesn’t really get it, but if he makes Hunk happy that’s a good pet
- Lance, holding Hunk’s turtle: hey Benji, blink if you think Hunk should sneak out with Lance tonight.*Lance blows on his head so he blinks*: Agreed little buddy, truly benevolent.