903. though he knew he always had to be on time, the second time a certain pizza delivery guy got lost was the only time he didn’t mind being late. he came across a camp of very young preteen girls who all held him at arrow-point, but artemis told them to hold fire. the pizza delivery guy was actually orion reincarnated.
868. one day, a pizza delivery man appeared on the beach at camp half blood, completely lost and stumbling around like a moron. he thought the place seemed familiar, because this was in fact the second time he had gotten lost here. he spotted an attractive, italian boy dressed in all black near the camp’s outskirts, and decided to ask him about the camp. they ended up splitting the pizza before he left, and the boy even gave nico his number before he left, which nico found insanely creepy, but hilarious.