624. the infamous really-lost-pizza-delivery-guy once delivered a pizza to the home of paul and sally blofis. he took one look at the teenager at the door, dropped the pizza, and ran. when sally asked what all the commotion was about, percy said, “he let us have it on the house,” and left it at that.
Really Lost Pizza Delivery Guy is like the Glen Coco of this fandom. He had no lines, held no significance, and you never even see him, he's only mentioned. And yet, the fandom worships him.