Noah and Gregory, respectively. They smell like old money. Noah Fairchild is the captain of the Willow Grove football team. He has a fixation for horror. Stephen King. Lovecraft. That kinda stuff. He also likes pretentious artsy films. Directing one of his own, really. Greg “I-Swear-To-God-I’ll-Leave-This-Stupid-Town-Someday” Hawkins,a little less spoiled than Noah, but forever fated to be his henchman.