really im telling you

we’ve all heard of the fake dating trope… but have u considered.. fake exes trope…..

  • ‘my new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say i’ve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know you’ au
  • ‘i didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so i just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’ au
  • ‘a mutual friend tried to introduce us, but we already knew each other from LARPing but we’re both too embarrassed to admit that so i jokingly said we used to date and oh god now our friend wont stop interrogating us about it’ au
  • ‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au
  • ‘my current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex’ au
  • ‘we’re contestants on a reality show and we kind of hate each other so the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for the ratings so now we keep inventing crazier and crazier things the other did while we were dating’ au

“I just don’t cook for anybody who’s- who’s close to me, that I care if they live or die, I guess” (Asphodel flower - My regrets follow you to the grave)

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Rivers ‘til I Reach You by Embodied

pairing: Harry / Louis
rating: Explicit
word count: 29k
summary

Louis can’t begin to understand how he’s always this close and still can’t manage to make Harry his. He stands up and gets another beer. 

AU. louis studies astronomy, harry studies louis. they spend their summers on the water and it shouldn’t be complicated. (spoiler: it is.)

For the @1dbigbang round 5, written by @southerngothicau

hi! i remade a week ago and i didn’t expect to get so many of my mutuals back + some new followers so i’m here with my first follow forever with this blog (and second in general)! i really love you all so much and i keep saying i’ll try to interact with more of yall but i never do :(  so this is my way of telling you all that i appreciate all of you!

i was gonna do a thing for favorite blogs but i have such a hard time choosing because i love yall too much (id put a lot of hearts here if i was on mobile, just so you know)

LIKE TWO OF MY MUTUALS UNFOLLOWED WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SO IM SORRY BUT IDK WHO YOU WERE SO YOURE STILL TAGGED IGNORE ME PLEASE ASDJFSFJASDF 

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every mitch outfit: ptxperience edition (part one) // (part two)

you can join the team or you can bitch and moan; you can live the dream or you can die alone

I’m finally finished with this piece! It took for goddamn ever but it was worth it. I started at the beginning of the school year but I set it aside, so recently I decided to revisit it. 

So this piece is a bit different than my normal compositions. I wrote this one for a larger orchestra (I usually only write solos, duets, or trios) which is my first time doing so. And this is also my first attempt at program-like music! The piece is made up of 7 (not including the prologue and epilogue) main themes that work together to tell a story. I really hope you guys like this one! And if you want, tell me what you interpret the story to be (I’d be interested to hear!).

The themes are:

Prologue (0:00)

The Unicorn (0:22)

The Huntsman (1:01)

The Woods (1:42)

The Tortoise and the Hare (2:09)

The Gunshot (2:36)

Dark Triumph (3:31)

Death of a Unicorn (4:11)

Epilogue (5:37)

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