really i can't be bothered now

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5x11 // 5x12 is he practicing for something?

i can already feel tfp becoming like that one annoying neighborhood kid who insists on hanging out with your children, and he’s generally terrible and his parents don’t bother to even try to discipline him and he has all these quirks that drive you up a damn wall and he constantly tells stories you know can’t possibly be true, but every now and then he’s unexpectedly funny or, on even rarer occasions, a little bit sweet, but mostly you wish he’d just leave your children the hell alone. but then he does and you don’t see him for a while, and you kinda start to wonder what timmy’s up to these days, if he’s still an annoying little hellspawn or if maybe you’d like him more now, maybe he’s changed after all, so you invite him over to play with your kids again, just to see, and he makes a mess of your house and rubs his unwashed hands all over the snacks and sucker punches your favorite child in the mouth, and you remember all over again why you didn’t like him in the first place…

The thing about safe vore

I know some people have already abandoned this post solely based on one of the words in the title. Some left because of the word “vore”. Others left because of the word “safe”.

Let me just say, I’m vore fluff garbage and in not much of a stance to judge people who keep to themselves and their own circles- What this post is about is the ones who refuse to keep it in. The ones who drag death into everything. Those who trod all over the people like me who are repulsed by such death.

What they fail to realize is that this is some people’s safe place. Their happy place. I, personally, comfort myself to sleep by imagining safe vore. It’s where I escape to in my head when the world around me is bearing down and crushing me under pressure. I share this, and much more, with many fans of safe vore.

People who like fatal, if they know what they’re doing, will try to respect the boundaries of more sensitive people. If they don’t, they’ll do all they can to force their views in others’ faces, leaving only themselves happy in the end. They’ll take beautiful work and dribble blood (or worse) all over it. They steal people’s personal pictures of themselves and add gross captions, then post it up as art.

People like this are slowly driving good people out of the vore community. I’ve seen it happen several times over, and it’s making me sick. What exactly are you accomplishing by turning someone’s safe place into their worst nightmare? What are you gaining by forcing them out? Do you think there’ll be more art there just for you after they drop it?

This all will either reach only the people on my side of the argument, or the ones I’ve adressed will look, laugh, and keep doing what they’re doing, but now with more pride than before… But I had to say this. The people who I said were being driven out don’t know me, and I don’t know them, but when they leave the community, I feel like I’m losing a friend. I’m beginning to feel like a wolf walking among fur trappers trying to find my pack, and only finding their pelts. The thing that, not long ago, stopped me from feeling so alone is now making me feel more isolated than ever.

So, seriously. Stop your shit and learn some manners, guys. You’re hurting people far more than you may think you are when you toss death into their happy place.

So, I had an idea. Imagine that Parson is outed, and idk why but the media ends up believing that he is dating Bitty. Now, the fact that he is gay is not that much of a surprise (my sis always told me that the kind of rumours that exist about you tell almost as much as the truth. And if twice a month there was a ‘KENT PARSON SPOTTED AT A GAY CLUB/BAR’ rumour going round, eventually people assume that he might not be completely straight. Also, all the shipping back from juniors and also newer shipping). So Parson is gay, the WOW factor is mostly that he is the first out player, rather than the fact that he is actually gay.

And then there is the fact that he is ‘dating’ Bitty. And that is news. Imagine all the headlines:

KENT PARSON LOVES HIMSELF SO MUCH THAT HE FINDS A GUY THAT IS BASICALLY HIM BUT SHORTER AND NICER

PARSON, SO OBSESSED WITH ZIMMERMAN THAT HE STARTED DATING HIS LINEMATE

PARSON’S ONLY COMMENT IS THAT ERIC IS A GOOD BAKER WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS ALLEGED BOYFRIEND. IS THE STOMACH REALLY THE BEST WAY TO A BOYS HEART?

ERIC BITTLE, PARSON’S ALLEGED BOYFRIEND, SAYS THAT PARSON HAS A NICE CAT WHEN ASKED ABOUT WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT HIM

GUIDE ABOUT HOW TO KEEP A SECRET BOYFRIEND, FROM ERIC BITTLE:

1. Deny that you have a secret boyfriend in the NHL: When first ask about it, ERB completely denied being in a secret relationship with one of Hockey’s hottest boys. (But we could see your blush!)

2. Act completely surprised when asked directly about it: ERB looks so confused in this picture (KParticle.png) when asked about his relationship with Kent Parson. Such a good actor!

3. Vehemently deny dating Kent Parson: Despite all his lies, we can see through him. His vlog constantly mentions a ‘secret boyfriend’ who is not out, and who else could it be than Las Vegas bad boy, Kent Parson

KENT PARSON SAYS THAT HE IS GOING TO SPEND HIS VICTORY WITH A VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE, TWITTER HYPOTHESISE THAT HE MEANS SAMWELL HOCKEY TEAM MEMBER ERIC BITTLE, HIS ALLEGED BOYFRIEND

LATER CONFIRMATION SHOWS THAT PARSON MEANT HIS CAT WHEN SAYING A ‘VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE’. SUCH A NICE GUY AND GOOD SECRET BOYFRIEND!

FALCONER’S JACK ZIMMERMAN, EX TEAMMATE OF BOTH KENT PARSON AND ERIC BITTLE, COMMENTS THAT HE IS WEIRDLY AMUSED AND CONFUSED AT THE SCANDAL BETWEEN HIS TWO EX LINEMATES

“I am not really sure of what to think about it all. The issue is weirdly amusing, if I am honest. From my perspective this scandal is incredibly confusing.”

“So are the speculations of their relationship real?”

“No. It would be a bit weird if they were.”

“Do you say that because they used to be your linemates?”

“… yeah?”

And stuff like that. Everyone who really know what is going on is really confused(”Bitty! Why didn’t you tell us that you are dating Parson! We are your team” “But I am not dating him.” “Yeah, that’s what a secret boyfriend would say”), because why would the media think that. But they are also very amused by the fact that almost everyone is convinced that the reason why they are dating is because they look so alike. The internet is convinced that Parson’s type is himself, and Bitty looked closed enough and they all managed to find ‘evidence’ that they were dating. Parson didn’t even remember who Bitty was when first asked about him, and when the journalist had to genuinely use the ‘like you but shorter’ description to trigger his memory everyone just realised that they were ‘right’.

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Well. Gotta end 2016 like I ended 2015.
I wanna thank you all so much for last year and wish you very happy new year!  

anonymous asked:

hi there. im really loving all the cute zeki fluff we're getting in this chapter but one thing that bothers me is yuuki saying she thinks of kaname whenever she and zero hold hands. predictably yume fans have jumped on this to say she still loves kaname but maybe it's just that she feels guilty? id love to know your thoughts on this ^^

This ask is from over a month ago [sorry, anon orz], but I happened to see this exact argument being made in the tag just now, sooo I considered that this line of dialogue might’ve been more divisive than I’d previously thought and it could use a reply. :)

Let’s add some context first for my reading.

After Kaname Kuran had failed in his efforts to monopolize his fiancee Yuuki’s affections due to her attachment to Zero Kiryuu, he committed suicide/sacrificed himself because he realized his mistake in interfering with and manipulating their lives, saying that he always knew it was Zero and Yuuki that should’ve been together.

In her mourning, Yuuki began hesitating in being as demonstrative as she once was with Zero. Upon taking his hand, though, she admitted that simply holding on in public made her think sadly upon the man whom she could not save nor remain faithful to.

I can agree with those that claim that Yuuki still loved Kaname, that was never a question. 

However, everyone should know by now that she loved Zero more [since it’s common knowledge in-universe that a vampire’s love manifests in the satisfaction found within the blood of “the one”].

Knowing all of that, and despite her feelings, Yuuki waited before entering into a relationship with Zero for several years. Because of this, I think Yuuki was hurting FOR Kaname as she held Zero’s hand. After all, Yuuki could now escape with Zero to their special place, rendezvous with him and be happy, she could hold hands with him whenever he was near, have him lay in her lap or her in his, hold each other as they drank blood, and she could move their relationship at any pace she pleased.

But she was overtly aware that their attachment was what caused Kaname to despair,

And with Yuuki pretty much admitting that she “wouldn’t let [Zero] go,” it’s easy to imagine her inner turmoil.

Yes, I’d say her remembering Kaname in a lot of scenes is rooted in her guilt, and Zero feels sympathetic toward her plight. During this scene when she took his hand, he reassured her that there was nothing wrong with her [because there really wasn’t, as harsh as that sounds to Kaname]. And Zero promised her directly after that he would love even the part of her that held onto his memory.

This moment was basically another retread of Zeki’s main dilemma that took place during Sayori’s lifetime. But I suppose I never really wrote my thoughts on those chapters since I was on hiatus during most of them, so thanks for the ask, anon~

If you’re extra bored and haven’t read it yet, here’s my post from a few days ago about the scene that follows. [x]

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a series of unlikely crossovers: 

c: That’s it! I am officially over candlelight
k: Really?  I’ve heard some people find it —
c: — Quaint? Romantic?  That kind of wore off after lighting five billion of them.

@spacecadetv (you sweetheart!!) tagged me to do this thing! 

Rules: Bold the statements that are true for you APPEARANCE: 
I am 5′7″ or tallerI wear glasses 
I have at least one tattoo 
I have at least one piercingI have blonde hair 
I have brown eyes 
I have short hair 
My abs are at least somewhat defined 
I have or have had bracesThere is something I would change about the way I look PERSONALITY: 
My Hogwarts house is: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin 
I am an introvertI love meeting new peoplePeople tell me that I’m funnyHelping others with their problems is a big priority for me 
I enjoy physical challenges 
I enjoy mental challenges 
I’m playfully rude with people I know well I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying itThere is something I would change about my personality ABILITY: 
I can sing well I can play an instrument 
I can do over 30 pushups without stopping (not good ones but i can heckin do it!!)
I’m a fast runner 
I can draw well 
I have a good memory 
I’m good at doing math in my head 
I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute 
I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling 
I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch 
I know how to throw a proper punch HOBBIES: 
I enjoy playing sports 
I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else 
I’m in a orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere elseI have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week 
I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months 
I have drawn something in the past month 
I enjoy writing 
Fandoms are my #1 passion 
I do or have done martial arts EXPERIENCES: 
I have had my first kissI have had alcohol 
I have scored the winning goal in a sports game 
I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting 
I have been at an overnight event 
I have been in a taxi 
I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year 
I have beaten a video game in one day 
I have visited another country I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts RELATIONSHIP: 
I’m in a relationship 
I have a celebrity crush 
I have a crush on someone I know 
I have been in at least 3 relationships 
I have never been in a relationship 
I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to themI get crushes easilyI have had a crush on someone for over a year 
I have been in a relationship for at least a year 
I have had feelings for a friend MY LIFE: 
I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” 
I live close to my school 
My parents are still togetherI have at least one sibling 
I live in the United States 
There is snow right now where I live I have hung out with a friend outside of school in the past monthI have a smartphone 
I have at least 15 CDs 
I share my room with someone RANDOM SHIT: 
I have breakdanced 
I know a person named Jamie 
I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce 
I have dyed my hair 
I’m listening to one song on repeat right now 
I have punched someone in the past week 
I know someone who has gone to jail 
I have broken fractured a bone 
I have eaten a waffle today 
I know what I want to do with my life
I speak at least 2 languages fluently 
I have made a new friend in the past year

If it’s alright with you guys I’m gonna tag @copic-creator @roboticdonut @krebonezcral @lesboshack @zpce @universalsatan annnnnd @impalahallows (as well as anyone else who wants to do it!!)

Listen guys, an anon told me that their friends LAUGH at me behind my back and I feel so cyber bullied right now

Girls are so MEAN, and middle school is so TOUGH, I miss elementary school where people just sent me death threats 😢

anonymous asked:

Hey so like, i don't normally ask for advice cause I'm kind of nervous about bothering people but like, I'm having a really hard time right now, i just moved into a new town and a new house and i love it but the people are weird, I've been taking up gardening and I'm loving it, Im growing my own lemons! But these ...Women....Keep stealing my lemons. The lemon stealing whores. I can't fend them off. They're too powerful.

ok don’t look away from ur lemons for more than 10 seconds!! those dangerous lemon whores!!

Can you imagine being one of Stationmaster Tama’s shinki? Like, 

-Having to resist the urge to pet your master, even though her fur looks so soft. 

-Sneakily leaving cat toys around the shrine/home to see if you can catch her playing with any. 

-Accidentally talking about her as if she were your pet and not the god which you serve and hoping to Amaterasu she doesn’t hear you. 

-Finding dead mice in your bed because oh gods she actually heard you. You are so screwed. 

ti-re-elintes  asked:

Your post about a nonsexualized Erica just made me so emotional. SO EMOTIONAL😭

OMG YES

But can you imagine it? Like everyone just sort of assumes she’s a highly sexual person (I mean she wears corsets and leather pants and high heels almost daily since she got the bite). It isn’t as if it bothers them or that they really talk about it all the time but Erica KNOWS what they think of her now. it’s nice in a way that they think she could even get that many people to have sex with her but something about it bothers her too.

But Boyd. Well he knows she’s been wearing the purity ring since she turned 14. He’s an observer–he notices a lot of things about a lot of people. And you know maybe she didn’t really see him before this whole thing went down but he definitely saw her. And he sees the ring gone after the bite. It isn’t really the right time to say anything with the whole kanima situation going down but after things settle, after they’ve started to become a more cohesive pack (because Boyd and Erica would not leave what are you talking about), after he and Erica have gotten closer–maybe he says something one night when it’s just the two of them.

He doesn’t make it a big deal because he knows Erica doesn’t want to make it a big deal. But he just casually mentions that she isn’t wearing her ring anymore. Erica goes quiet for a long time, just frowning down at her hand and Boyd lets her. When she finally speaks, she doesn’t really have an answer to his unspoken question. She only says, “yeah.”

And he notices her staring thoughtfully at her ring finger the next few days. She continues wearing her sexy clothes, continues styling her hair and putting on make up. Because it makes her feel good. She likes knowing people want her. She just…doesn’t really want them back. Not yet at least.

It’s almost a week after Boyd asked her that he spots the ring back on her finger. He doesn’t say anything about it but it’s the first time he holds her hand simply for the hell of it, his thumb gently caressing the metal band.

'Sky High AU'

requested by anonymous

summary: Calum and I had grown up in the underground superhero world but Sky High was the biggest change we’d ever experienced

warning: it’s really really long, 6k long but so, so worth it

Keep reading

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So for some reason after watching the latest episode I had the urge to draw sad faces because I’m an idiot.

I think what makes everything that’s happened in the last few episodes even worse is that even if Yang an Pyrrha pride themselves on their strength, they’d actually never willingly hurt anyone without a reason.

tumblr callout culture is really wild a lot of the time and they take small ridiculous things to a whole new level & fuck with people bad and it’s a fucked up mentality but you don’t need to defend the bad things someone did in order to defend them like

no you still shouldn’t draw Rose skinny stop with this “people can draw what they want DONT LIKE? DONT LOOK” like you sound like deviantart circa 2009 you can say that the situation that happened was fucked up without defending something that was legitimately wrong because it is WRONG to draw fat characters skinny whether you want to admit it or not

does that justify intense callout posts being spread around that also try to dig back into a persons past and reach for any and all reasons why they’re horrible people who you shouldn’t be friends with? clearly not. both sides of this situation are very ugly and you’re all a disaster

Hey I hate to be a bother, but I”m really strapped for cash right now, so I’ve decided to open up some cheap commissions, in case anyone wants some art but can’t afford to spend big.

My prices are:

$3 for a colorless headshot/icon

$5 for a sketch (it will be cleaned up, don’t worry)

$6 for a colored headshot/icon

$7 For a clean line art

$10 for a full flat color piece with a minimal background

Extras:

$3 per extra character on a flat color piece (max 2 extras)

$2 per extra character on a line or sketch piece (max 2 extras)

$5 extra for a more detailed background on a flat color piece only

$1 dollar off each if you buy multiple headshots

If you buy 3 lines, sketches, or full flat color pieces, I’ll throw in a full flat color free!

If you buy 3 headshots/icons, I’ll throw in two free headshots, or one free line!


I really need money right now, i’m running on empty and my parents said that they might start charging me rent, so please, if you like my art and can afford to, buy a commission from me! 

If you can’t, I understand, but please reblog this and spread it along to your friends? I would greatly appreciate it!